not show up
They could wait for more than 30sec.
Might not work.
All I’d have to do is turn up.
A few years ago I’d have said a Nazi salute.
But now I have to ask clarifying questions, like the location of the interview
In the movie Trainspotting, Spud took a bunch of speed right before his job interview to mess up any chances he had of getting hired.
So… that.
I had to read that title a few times. As it potentially could be its own answer: offer a blowjob
…I know, I’ll see myself out now…
I went to an interview for a company in the west coast and I was in central time. the recruiter told me that they had core hours and I’d have some flexibility. one of the first questions was whether I was willing to work Pacific time, which I wasn’t, especially since it wasn’t the best paying job in the world. That interview lasted about 30 seconds.
“Yup, that’s me on the OSHA poster.”
“I’m the reason they changed the safety rules 3 times in a month”
What a useless post.
Do you handle multiple dicks or just your own?
Boring perhaps, but just get up and leave.
“This is exactly the kind of confidence we’re looking for in a candidate. You’re hired!”
“I’ve always been on the lookout for great places to start a workers union.”
Immediately strip and start furiously masturbating.
Did the interview room have a big black couch?
I wish there was proper furniture! Fucker accused me of shoplifting!
That’ll do it
I cough into my hand as I reach out to greet them and fart loudly as I make eye contact while shaking their hand.
“I do not believe the AI hype”
Drugs.
