Spare the rod, spoil the child 😤😤
Spare the rod, spoil the child 😤😤
It is a page-turner; in fact it’s a banger. It’s an incredible book


But like, you need to do the blow job first


I always liked “To whom it will shortly concern”


I think the bongo only comes in after the kazoo part where it goes zzzZZZzZZZZZzzzzzzZZz


Gotta buy that ticket to heaven


I bring a little coal-powered tugboat to proudly tow me home
Uhh does Codium not work for you? It’s not Vim but it’s something


It already exists https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grindcore
If it can’t get an encrypted timestamp signed by a particular private key then it knows it doesn’t know what time it is
The evening air was cool and crisp; the crickets were chirping merrily; the smell of rhododendrons was on the light, refreshing breeze. But I don’t remember any of that, honestly


My understanding of Anubis is that it just leads the crawler into a never-ending cycle of URLs
That’s not how Anubis works. You’re likely thinking of Nepenthes
They’re nutritious as hell and cheap. People just don’t know how to prepare/season them


We let the original customer, ~~~~, ride his ZX-11 RB Racing Intercooled EFI Turbo around the block and then disabled it as he was moving to Tennessee. He was amazed how “perfect” it was. We told him he could have the missing parts when he owned up to what he had done and pay for any losses we had. He was a coward and did nothing. He sold the bike to a friend of ours to avoid dealing with us, who paid us for the missing parts, getting a $17,000.00 motorcycle for $6,000.00.The bike ran 210 mph on it’s first pass at Maxton. The seller, ~~~~, was there to see “his Bike”. Last seen after collecting a large insurance settlement for being run over by a double dump truck/trailer in California, ~~~~ was chroming parts for pinball machines in Gallatin, TN…Does he have a chrome shop…no he doesn’t. We were happy to hear later on that he lost his left leg in another motorcycle accident…and were glad it was his left shifter leg. Acting as a middleman for chroming is safer than motorcycles for him. He used to laugh about how he was charging people $400.00 to ground one wire in a GPZ750 turbo ecm. Cosmic pinball got him. Karma. In the finality of this “what goes around comes around” ~~~~ hit a turkey vulture on a motorcycle in 2016 and was killed. We hope the turkey vulture survived.
Incredible levels of vitriol. I need to keep practicing


Straight to hell


Git itself is decentralized and self-hostable.
This is true but Git is nothing like GitHub really


LMWTFY
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A%26W_Restaurants
If clicking the link is too hard maybe someone can copy and paste the article for you
The midnight narwhals at bacon