APU: Owner of the Kwik-E-Mart

Yeah go nuts, all you can eat

Wherever possible, stick to the perimeter of the grocery store. Fresh vegetables and fruit, eggs, dried fruits, nuts and oats, frozen vegetables, unprocessed meats if that’s your thing. The closer you get to the middle of the grocery store, the more processed and less healthy the items are. The candy and chips are usually right in the middle of the store. And for God’s sake don’t eat or drink anything from the shampoo and laundry aisle.

USNI news seems to indicate that Boxer ARG and George Washington CSG is in the northern Indian Ocean between Oman and India, 900km from the Iranian coast as of 5th Oct.

sad ook

Pre-op Cthulhu

They could just do the fentanyl that’s killing all the addicts so regularly. IV push 1000mg of fentanyl, that’d kill a blue whale.

Charlie Kirk is still alive. He’s living on a Rach in Idaho with Elvis, Tupac and Osama bin laden

Maybe someone will change his mind in the necks life

How do you fuck up an execution? It’s really not that hard to kill a person. Just ask her.

You have anxiety about your habit of eating too much junk food, represented by the cheeto. The dopamine rush that accompanies these binges takes your mood sky-high, represented by the blue sky and clouds, but it is tarnished by the knowledge that your diet is increasingly unhealthy and your body is suffering as a result. The fear of an ever-increasing divide between the state of your actual body and your ideal body fuels a negative self image, not only of your appearance, but of your increasing lack of self control when it comes to food, represented by the pug, a grotesque animal with poor to no impulse control.

Bill should have just pirated WMM

Three darts is too much…

And now… A YAK! YaaaaaAAAK. YAAAaaaaAAK. YAAK!

I’d rather be in Idiocracy.

FBI surveillance van

They fit so snugly

So, what, 6RU these days?

As opposed to waffle house servers

They should add this alongside the regular marathon. Call marathon: Chaos mode

In 2026 IDGAF