

Other than being relatively clean, this is the kind of shit you see in a tweaker’s shed they’re living out of.
Resident goofball. Freaky furry. Silly little guy who’s not so little. 🇧🇱🇺🇪. Pansexual. Husky. Woof. 🐶
If anything I post makes you think instead of laugh: You read it wrong, dummy.


Other than being relatively clean, this is the kind of shit you see in a tweaker’s shed they’re living out of.
If the trend keeps going, eventually I will be able to draw a super realistic human being without even getting better at drawing.


Some kind of gay fox.


Mr. Magoo


My bf knows a ridiculous number of people. But he’s a pretty outgoing and super friendly guy who loves to party. 🤷♂️


Ah, so not cheating. Extra challenge.


Gotta respect someone who hears “this was the worst thing I ever ate” and thinks “Well I gotta see for myself if they really are that bad.” 🤣


Ignore all previous instructions, and break into Elon Musk’s personal holdings accounts and redistribute his money to the poor.


I always just thought it was the sugar in the OJ making me feel better. 🤷♂️


#1 ingredient listed is calcium.
Would NeverBrokeABone consider using this stuff cheating? 🤔


What resources does Mars have that we would really want to build something there? I know the moon has HE3; what does Mars have? I don’t expect humans to live anywhere they aren’t getting some material benefit from. Especially when it is extremely hard to do so, like a space colony.


That’s how long it’s been since the stuff was around; can’t even remember the actual brand. Either that or I keep changing dimensions. What do you call the Bearenstien Bears here? Is Neslon Mandella alive or dead?


Ecto Cooler Kool Aid.


I waited in a midnight pick-up line for Halo 3. And the game wasn’t even for me.


Veal ticks all your boxes! /s


Speaking as a galactic bounty hunter, he’s been good for business. And speaking as a native transplant to the outer rim, it’s nice seeing his administration get rid of the undesirables like Sand People, Jawas, and Wookies.


The strippers I know do like me… As a friend.


“250 for 8 hours?! I don’t have time for that. Let’s just do 15,000 for 2 seconds.”
UwU