Stops a lot of basic bots.

If this is a novelty account, the novelty sucks.

Just give the dude a single, lopsided boob. If he wants a complete pair, he has to pay for it.

I do get repeat requests. I even have regulars in a sense. Not frequently, but once in a while a random grindr hookup will hmu again. One of which I’ve known for about 4 years now.

Maybe by a small margin? I’m certainly enthusiastic about it and have never received a bad review; but I have never received any head that was worth asking for again from any gender.

I was surprised myself because I would assume having a dick would make it easier to know how to please a dick. 🤷‍♂️ I wish I could reach my own just to find out if I’ve just been lied to.

I suppose it depends on how they died. People have come back from the “dead” before (heart stopped, declared dead, heart starts again kinda shit), and people who fought in WW2 could still be alive. The overlap may be incredibly small, but it’s possible.

Now find a scree shot from the year 1111.

They always talk about putting a brain from one body into another that doesn’t have a brain, but nobody has yet tried to give someone two brains at once. If more wrinkles is better, add more wrinkles by adding more brain.

Everyone misreading that title: “So drink pool water, got it.”

The South Rides Dick Again!

Maybe take a day or two off, Todd. The game might actually not suck if you aren’t involved.

AI doesn’t want anything.

The asshole humans selling AI want this.

Me continuing forward: “Yeah, this might as well be how I die. Whatever. I don’t care anymore.”

Just like MySpace had Tom, joining Lemmy automatically adds me as your friend. Unlike Tom, I cannot be removed. We’re friends forever now.

How I feel when I join something or start using a thing and shortly after, the group disbands or the thing enshittifies.

Must be me. My bad. I really gotta stop doing things.

That’s not even the hard part. The hard part was, and still is, battering the air to fry it.

If I had a nickel for every Everclear song that consistently makes me cry, I would have two nickels.

Wonderful and Father of Mine.

Father of Mine doesnt even make sense, since my dad is still around and we have a good relationship. I guess it just makes me imagine not having him 🤷‍♂️

7 Years by Lucas Graham.

'Round Here by Counting Crows.

Freshmen by The Verve Pipe.

How to Save a Life by The Fray.

This is why I love Josh on Mythical Kitchen making shit with ingredients bought from 7-11. The beef jerky 7-11 “beef wellington” actually looked and sounded like it was delicious. 🤣

I want more like that, and less of the talk show-like stuff (Last Meal and now they’ve also made their Hotdog is a Sandwich podcast into videos).

Hell yeah! Goth Clowns!

Trying to win in a fighting game against an online opponent.

I rarely have lost in person against family or friends at home or even against randoms in an arcade. I have even come 3rd place in a local Smash competition. I never win online. Not once. 😩