20 billion.

Kupo!

From my perspective, I am the very center of the universe. 😤

Imagine if orcas start a fad so popular, humans start getting in on it, too, and it becomes the first ever cross-species fad.

I think dealing with zombies would be easier.

I think I saw that getting tried in at least one movie.

It didn’t work.

I recognize everyone with an avatar.

I recognize half as much without one.

I didn’t even notice I read it wrong. 🤣 I thought it did say “Why am I.”

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¿Donde esta bibliotheca?

No, silly, between ham and burger.

I buy a box of pita chips and a tub of hummus.

Either I finish the chips and still have hummus, or finish the hummus and still have chips.

Why are they not a perfect ratio so that the last chip gets the last bit of hummus? 😩

I was listening to a satellite radio station that is supposed to be exclusively grunge. It’s usually fine, except when Tom Morello is guest DJing. It was just the normal programming tho, and suddenly Mysterious Ways starts playing. I was annoyed by this.

Slap them in the face to bring them back to their senses.

Robbing a bank by just working at the bank until retirement so they don’t realize I am taking their money.

Is your name Indrid Cold, by any chance?

I’m not saying it fits, just that it would be less jarring.

You know how many things you can just find on the ground that are hollow and can hold water? Even without making shit like a waterskin, humans had ways of containing liquids to travel with.

But also: Yes. Human populations still tend to be mostly clustered around sources of drinking water. Though our ability to move water around does make it possible to live elsewhere than a natural source.

The Alice’s Restaurant Massacree