Haven’t tried the cap less ones, but wouldn’t surprise me if it also works, at least to a limited degree. Super glue cures because of the moisture in the air, and cold environments are very poor at holding moisture.

Bonus nugget: Store it in the door, next to the mayonnaise. It may not matter, but that’s what I (happen to) do, and it works like a charm.

Storing superglue in the fridge. Those tiny packs now actually last until I’ve used it all.

It’s pretty dangerous, yes. But since mooses are so tall, you usually hit the legs, and the beast comes in through the windshield. Duck, and it’ll pass over you. However, they might then start to flail and kick you from the backseat out of panic.

I grew up far from it, in a vastly different terrain and climate, and I’ve lived here most of my life. But I remember having a cartoon book as a kid that depicted a house in a swamp (I think it may have been one of the books about The Woozles),l.

This memory resurfaced in 2024 when I had to drive from Houston TX to Galliano LA. It was swampy to say the least, and one particular view from somewhere along I10 (or maybe it was route 90, I don’t remember where) looked exactly like in that book. Many of my fellow countrymen have accidentally hit a moose while driving. I’m the only one I know who has run over an alligator.

Louisiana?

While true in many cases, it’s not universal. My GF and I have four kids together, and while she cam atteat that pregnancy takes a toll on a body, it’s not something that should define the mother-child relationship.

Don’t remember the cost, but namecheap is not a lie. It’s cheap, hazzle free, and overall a great service. I have quite a few domains with them.

This sounds very much like manipulative behavior through “Woe is me, look at how much I suffered for you”.

It’s not your fault she got pregnant with you. You don’t owe her pity because of it.

That sounds like a permanent solution to what could very well be a temporary problem. And castrated or not, you’ll still be you. If you’re horny and unhappy, I suspect you’d just end up not horny and still unhappy.

EDIT: And I just realized how apt the name “Throwaway Salami” is for someone considering this.

Yup. Levels previously thought impossible.

Time to become a cortotionist with a science grant. Your destiny calls!

No, I am in fact saying the exact opposite, hence why I wrote the actual words stating just that.

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Autofelatio is a thing. Find someone able and they can answer your question.

Your senses are focused on performing more than receiving, as that requires more concentration and attention.

Probably yes. But I suspect it feels more like going down on someone than having someone go down on you.

Sygelkugle!

Uzi Jesus from Dungeon Crawler Carl comes to mind