Another one got caught by a columbine machine

School shooting?

I don’t think he’s “taking” anything. It’s not his fault they flock to him.

And that’s why you always put down a towel when you use the rear entrance.

Better than “dipshit”.

Don’t you judge my apple seed eating addiction, I can stop whenever I want.

Lots of things. Working on a project, reading a good book, a nice meal, vibing in nature, pleasant exercise. There’s a lot of suffering in the world, but that doesn’t mean you can’t enjoy everyday things.

I consider unwarranted dickishness to be a subset of harmful takes

Grid Iron League Football

The LFL (Lingerie Football League) was pretty close. Apparently they’re reviving it

Crack my skull and spine, pull out my spinal cord, brain, and eyes, pop 'em in a robot body.

Who dares. To love. Forever?

Some people want to see the world.

I upvote things I like. I don’t downvote things I don’t like, I only downvote lies, misinformation, or harmful takes.

The chair in the corner obviously

The chart is obviously based on the video, the parenthetical in the danger zone is a dead giveaway.

Rewind by Hotel Eden

Windowsill by McBaise

Both albums have some great tracks that fit that vibe.

If you’re feeling extra spicy maybe sprinkle in some .Temp by Graham Kartna

Nobody cares

Edit: I don’t think y’all understand

If my early homebrewing days taught me anything, it’s that vinegar is so easy to make you can do it by accident.

I like /srs, but /gen is growing on me

This feels, prescriptively, like the correct answer