If you’ve never crafted a meme with your soul when you were kinda fucked up, and weren’t that great at editing in the first place, then we can’t be friends.

The more this suffix is normalized, the more it makes it feel like the Nixon scandal was something about water.

Weasels Ripped my Flesh is the first to come to mind, but I’m also partial to The Muscular Sorrow of Sadbrain Beardman

To be fair, that’s just kind of been the norm for… my whole life? It’s not exactly a new normal, turnover has just gotten faster.

Crazy idea:

Start a right wing punk band

Exclusively write songs about how capitalism and that status quo are great

Charge thousands of dollars for albums, tens of thousands for tickets

Make millions of dollars off rich chuds

Use those millions to fight the status quo

My conspiracy theory is that all the antisemetic theories, insane-sounding theories, theories that have no attachment to reality, rothschilds etc, are not perpetuated by ordinary people (though they unwittingly participate). They are perpetuated by the very parties the conspiracies are about.

Isn’t there evidence that Epstein himself met with moot to kick off Pizzagate?

If you plan to DM any homebrew, you should definitely watch it. The “lotta hydra meat that’s going to waste” aspect is a driving force, but the major theme is exploring the dungeon as an ecosystem; its flora, fauna, structure, everything.

It’s like Julia Child meets Anthony Bourdain meets Steve Irwin meets David Attenborough meets Brennan Lee Mulligan. If you enjoy thinking about dungeon design at all, you will enjoy this show.

Today off all days 🫡

And they will fly on a plane to do it

Is this a linear algebra joke?

Behold, living in Japan

I’m generally pretty good at figuring out what I will and won’t like when ordering from a restaurant. The only reason I wouldn’t finish something I ordered is if I physically cannot force myself to swallow it. If it comes to that, and my wife doesn’t like it either, into the compost it goes.

Yeah dawg, I think you’re just not very good at researching your appliances. Put a little time in to learn to sniff out bots and find reviews that aren’t advertisements. Look at 4 star reviews. I hate to say it, but look at reddit; it’s a legitimately great research resource for that kind of thing if you can recognize ads.

Don’t get me wrong, there’s a lot of touchscreen WiFi bullshit out there to spend stupid money on, but there are a few diamonds in the rough if you’re willing to look.

I can’t speak to outside the US in terms of exact models, but the techniques transfer. Don’t trust brand names, find reviews of specific models.The internet is full of dorks who go on forums to geek out on appliances, you just have to find them.

It may have been bomb-sniffing dogs now that I think of it 😉

Similarly, they did basically the same thing on 9/11 for dogs trained to find survivors when they weren’t finding many.

I’ve gotten in the habit of being wrong occasionally on purpose so my wife is less frustrated. Kinda like how drug dog handlers will plant the occasional drug if it’s been too long without a bust, so the dogs don’t get depressed.

EDIT: Not on people. That’s a totally separate thing. I’m talking about officers posing as suspects. Probably thinking of bombs anyway.

The horse

Sure it does, you just have to buy the stuff that’s expensive because it’s quality, not expensive because it has WiFi and touchscreens and stuff.

There are tons of models out there that cost half that much. Sure, there are fancy ones with wifi and touch screens you can spend $1000+ on, but a basic washer is like $4-600.

Pretty sure mine are passive with a little speaker that selectively transmits low decibel sounds. If the batteries die, it’s still passive protection, I just don’t get to hear people talking.

Give it another 15,000 years, it’ll get more interesting