Could’ve been a very nice shitty shop, 5 minutes max, but no, you had to make slop instead.

So you’re telling me there’s a downward trend.

Goodness gracious do you look even ONCE at what you post?

And that’s exactly what the blogpost is trying to solve.

That kills the less active ones and achieves the opposite of what Lemmy wants to do.

Don’t kink shame, it hurts nobody.

Edit: the kink is what hurts nobody, naturally, is what I mean. I am severely sleep-deprived. Forcing people who work for you to cater to your kink is of course scum behaviour.

I fucking hate that apparently it’s necessary to add a countdown to keep people’s attention for more than two seconds and I have ADHD.

Deep thoughts with the Deep.

Uh. Maybe? I don’t know what you’re referring to.

From English “football”. It’s the sounds of the word spelt out according to the phonetic rules of some languages.

Someone has a lot of time on their hands.

My probability of coming into contact with measles is higher than my probability of being an MD? I’d sure say so.

This but without the unnecessary aggression towards something that hurts nobody.

Christmas is one of a number of important rituals that are distributed between cultures and spaced out in specific intervals over the year to keep Dread Cthulhu sleeping so no it can’t be postponed. When Santa is sad that he won’t be able to deliver gifts, he doesn’t give a crap about the kids who’ll be so very sad they’re not getting the newest Barbie Pony Slaystation, he’s really deathly afraid of what’s going to happen to the world.

Not only is this AI, I also have no idea what I’m looking at.

• Do not assume older people have anything at all figured out

Forgetting to get groceries in time for when shops are closed for several days in a row.

modern revival of a similar invention featured at the 1970 Osaka Expo

's okay

Goodness gracious, the way everybody on Lemmy claims to be anti-capitalist, the majority of answers better be “nothing”.

Edit: ITT: people offended at being lumped in with the rabble.