Good lord, where to start.

Tuxedo Kamen was a big one when I was around 13.

Several David Tennant characters, such as of course and predictably the 10th Doctor - this might just be the mandatory DT crush.

The 13th Doctor - an outlier, still on-going.

Vegeta. Which is weird because I usually like my men very tall. The Vegeta/Bulma ship was stronger than the crush.

Sam Winchester (tall). I’m so glad my Supernatural phase has ended, let me tell you.

These days I’m crushing a bit on Johnny Silverhand.

Would it help if I told you that his particular brand of humour stops being the focal point after a bit? Iirc it doesn’t last into the second season and is then replaced by actually thoughtful storytelling with light humour sprinkled on top.

“Using just the internet no interaction with people but keep it cash” wat

Goodness, me neither, I’d hate that. It wouldn’t be my insurance info that I’m pulling up, but stuff like medication that I’m taking that might be relevant for first responders to know or emergency contact information (I presume they’d ask for these things if I’m conveniently conscious).

That’s already happening and people are very mad about it because they think the plants are going to eat them.

I think you just invented communism?

Alright. Sounds like bullshit that you’re going to have to deal with, whether or not we’re facing the AI apocalypse, and I sympathise.

I don’t even really know what a 401k is, I’m not from the US. The fact that globally social security systems are failing due to neglect and tax gifts for the rich is a whole other issue.

That doesn’t mean much. If a person is too old to learn a new job, they should be able to retire. If a person’s cognitive ability is THAT low, so low they can’t learn the simplest of jobs, they should probably be in some care facility or (better) be cared for at home with their caretakers (who’ve had proper training) receiving adequate compensation. Why are we talking, in this context, about people who are unable to work anyway?

Don’t get me wrong, I’m very much against what we’ve come to call “AI” and how it’s taking over everything.

What does “can’t be trained for a new job” mean? Why? What’s keeping them from learning a new thing?

They did want it to be the new PDF.

I did chuckle at the notion but honestly, I have information stored on my phone that would come in handy in this situation. So yeah, I’d be on my phone, pulling up documents.

Babies also don’t just pop into existence.

Unlikely since there must have been at least one other living person around with a functioning uterus to give birth to me. I’ll accept “your parents are slaves in the Glorious Musk Empire.”

Mars.

Why would I want this? Serious question. How would this benefit anyone?

“You’re not actually supposed to read that text so this is not an issue.” Good job missing the point.

So… you knew the answer?

Just to clarify, OP: you know they knew what they were doing, yes? le epic lulz?

Yeah, people with just that one switch are pretty boring to play with.