Disagree. It’s only very recently in human history that we know about stuff that isn’t happening in our immediate surroundings. If we heard about it, there was at least a possibility we could affect it. Our brains have only started learning how to handle news from the other side of the world and to correctly assess whether it’s a threat and relevant to us.

Of course, this is not exactly healthy and makes us feel helpless which is why anxiety seems to be more common.

Fuck, yes, it’s bonking partners that are the only ones worth grieving for, obviously, not children. How could I get that so wrong? I have a lot to learn.

Skim Grimmy’s post history when you’re bored some time. It’s a ride and a half and I wouldn’t want to miss him.

“Hey, how’s life?” “Oh, good, thanks for asking. Well, y’know, after dad died it’s been difficult bu-” “omg shut up who cares he wasn’t your son girlfriend.”

Edit: I got the lore wrong lol

I’m still only concerned with the amount of time you spend under the shower.

That’s your reason for posting it here?

Mitochondrial Eve and Y-chromosomal Adam. Can’t think of a third.

Does it have to be someone alive? Uh. The guy who built my bathroom for fucking it up so badly.

I remember this post - from years and years ago. Why post this now?

From experience, I know that future me won’t be expecting shit from what will be past me then. Past me is a dumbass and we both know it. So I’m not worried.

I don’t think they even think of it as anything like “singing”. Isn’t it more like yelling “I’M DOWN TO FUCK” and “FUCK OFF THIS IS MY TURF” all day and the loudest wins? Maybe their celebrities are known for their loudness.

Oh definitely. I’ll be waiting for future me to learn all that stuff so we can demolish my bathroom. It’s going to be absolutely smashing.

Noice. You’re now tagged as “dis dood hydrates” :D

Unfortunately I do in fact pay for my water. Not to mention I lack the technical knowhow.

I am DELIGHTED

Yes but that’s future me’s problem. Present me wants to know if the thing OP is suggesting would work now.

I already told you, yes, you’re right, everything you say is correct, any thought you may have is the truth, you really don’t need to seek any futher confirmation.

What you need to do is come out of the shower. Look at your skin, it’s nothing but wrinkles. Please. Your mother is sick with worry. We miss you.

What if I live in a country with renter-friendly laws where landnobility can’t just kick out their tenants but have to give them opportunity to correct their behaviour? And also there is a reason that right now eludes me why my landnobleperson or anyone else won’t be checking water consumption for the foreseeable future?

They did of course forget to remind him to not be a creep and only do it with women of the exact same age and financial situation. Maybe they thought it was obvious.

Don’t talk to him about Spider-Man, he thinks Uncle Ben dying was a stupid reason to become a superhero and he should be alive in future versions.