Ah. Yes, I am utterly unsurprised.

Countries cannot make citizens stateless

Certain (most?) countries do their best to avoid making people stateless but there’s nobody to tell them no other than their own laws.

Last time I checked you can’t voluntarily rid yourself of your US citizenship, even if you have another.

Please do.

People used to go outside their houses and shake hands or even hug. Any storage media they had in their pockets could infect each other in this type of close contact.

Idk, in this day and age it sounds just vague enough to me to make me suspicious.

Analogies are never perfect.

Sooo… Robert Picardo has voiced navigation instructions in character. Yes? He was personally involved, right? The text is weirdly vague.

Sure, and lungs are like handcuffs to air, they constantly remind you to breathe.

Gosh. Any, ya know?

I used to mock them, back then, because I thought I was better at it (and I was a stupid edgy teen), but now I really miss those janky, HTML illiterate pages that someone threw together without much of an inkling of what they were doing but with all the passion for their chosen subject, their fandom, their tiny niche ship, their obscure hobby.

I know, I know, “these still exist”, neocities is a thing and a handful similar projects are desperately clinging to existence too. It’s lost its innocence. Idk. I’m old.

Also, old-style message boards. Like subscribe smash that notification bell if you remember the 1. SMOF (which only existed for a few days into the actual 2000s don’t at me).

such rules were becoming redundant in a world where rogue states broke them with impunity and allies did not enforce them.

Well then fucking enforce them, you fucking Pimmel!

monologue

look inside

two dudes

😺

Confusing as fuck is what it would be. What if my mum and the friend I hung out with for four months on student exchange and my favourite primary school teacher all meet me at the same time? They don’t know of each other’s existence and they know wildly different me’s. Which me would I be? Do I notice myself oscillating between personalities and bodies?

What does “see” mean? What does that entail? Can I look at them in a zoo?

Goodness there is so much wrong with this, where do I start.

What is that name? It means nothing to me. If you’re trying to reach a predominantly English-speaking audience, that is not the name to do it.

You need an About page, at least. I’m not signing up for whatever this is but I’m doubly not signing up on a page that gives me no information whatsoever. Also, do you want to do business in the EU? Because that’s another can of worms.

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Why do I want these “Poins”?

Edit: oh gawd the image you posted is AI generated are you a troll?

AND you fail to properly link. Brilliant.

And you announce this as a shitpost, nice, 5/7 perfect score no notes.

Might just be a severe lack in pixels.

The mention of “Robux” implies I’m too old to understand.

I have little of substance to offer. But specifically regarding the permanence of usernames I’d assume part of it is to prevent impersonation. “Hey guys, 'sup, it’s me, ya boi, I know I deleted but I’m back! Now, I have a big favour to ask my dear followers because, you see, my grandmother’s budgie has turbo cancer of the tailfeather [etc]…”

Isn’t “keeping it in the closet” an English language idiom that just means “to keep it secret”? I’d always figured “coming out of the closet” evolved from there.