you forgot the game genie and the… was it sonic 2 or 3 that flipped open and let you add to the stack?

i’ve got an army of spherical cows what’s goin on

Yeah fuck that. I’d rather everyone just be themselves.

Ow. Hands off my nips

I remember the first time I read this getting about halfway through before I started yelling about bidets. Dude seriously needs to learn wiping skills

Hello Joe!

Espresso helps us play!

Wait this is who I’ve been praying to at night?

I can’t imagine how folk shave their buttholes and peributtholes on their own. Like even with slippers I end up snicking something, and no one needs to see my war zone I’m not making a beautician do it. And I’m not trying waxing I tried a small bit on my leg. Big mistake. That goes nowhere near my puckers.

(my dudes, some of us here respect each others intelligence enough not to use sarcasm tags. Which of course leaves dipshits like me confused as fuck, which I think is hilarious in an ironing kind of way. And these racing stripes I put on the community look pretty sharp)

I just get a new one from the factory every time the hair gets too overgrown to shit over

Yeah I’ve done way longer than that this week

I mean, my wife usually has more armpit hair than I do. I gotta shave mine off or the stink germs breed there. She’s lucky she smells like unicorn farts and moon dust.

Oh right sorry fuck. I get pedantic as fuck when I talk law (because the field itself is where you go to pedant professionally) and I’m try to get better at that. I would use the word momentum to describe what you are describing because “precedent” is a term of art (it has a very specific meaning in a the legal field) but there are others that would work too.

I have recently been thinking about the family members who were attorneys and judges who passed away. Maybe I need to go hang out at the courthouse for a bit.

I’m sorry you’re breaking up I didn’t understand you

i dunno. she looks like a keeper

have you ever thrown a pigeon? so can they

a gourmand is a fat gourmet. that is my definition and it is the best definition

he put his money where his mouth was and if it had been down and a little left it could have causvented so many problems