These are the four stages of Rand al’Thor
IS there a variation of emo music where it’s like “The world is broken, but that’s okay - I’m fighting to deal with the broken parts”
Ska is what plays in a 13 year old boy’s head when he finds an extra mozzarella stick.
Industrial: The world is broken and has been for a while so let’s go to the abandoned husk of the inner city, throw a party, and make insane music before it crashes down around our ears.
It all sounds so dated now… I used to listen to all this stuff.
Just different stages of grief. The world is broken. Maybe we can fix some parts of it but nobody is going to singlehandedly fix everything. Trying to fix it is the bargaining stage of grief. Being upset that you can’t do anything is the depression stage. Embracing it is the acceptance stage. Can’t change the world but we can change our attitude.
hyperpop: the world is working exactly as intended and you should be as many levels of angry as there are genre influences in this track
Country: the truck is broken and there is an odd beauty in family parts.
family parts?
Ska is basically: the world’s on fire, but we’re still bringing horns and a two-step. Honestly… fair.
World Inferno/Friendship Society. They got it all.
blackened death doom and roll - beady eye music, man
Country: the world is broken but so is my pickup
Those are the songs about fords.
Jazz: The world is broken and it’s beautiful
Scat: the wo-wo-wooo-ba-ba-ba-ba-ski-ski-skiddlidoo
Pop: world is broken let’s ignore it
R&b: world is broken let’s smash
D&b: world is broken let’s dance
D&D: world is broken let’s adventure
With dice!
Metal: world is broken and so are we.
Techno: The world is not broken as long as we have drugs
Trance: the world is broken and I can see it in all its kaleidoscopic majesty.
Shoegaze:
T̵̡̫̣̫̗̝̪̄̏͑̌̌͛̾h̷̲̻̯̬̲͓͛͆̌̍̂͊̍́̽̌̍̈̚͠͝ĕ̴̢̢̻͉̬̗̦͉̼̻̮͌̐̿͒̈̽͑́͆ͅ ̸͕͈̩̖̙͙̮̺͗̈͆̔́́̊̐͜͜w̶̡̨̢̹͇̳̗͓̔̀͛̌́̓̈͋ó̴̡̧̤͕̻͎̗͙̰̤̗̮̗͎̦̾r̴̘͇̐̎̽̇̋͛͝͠ľ̵̢̡̧̳͈̬̟͎͚̩̳̳̈́͗͑͌͋́̀̀͑͜͜d̴̨̡̨̙̲͖͉͇͙͚̦̫̞̄̊̚ ̸̡̡̝̯̮͕͚͓̆̽̇͐͊̊ǐ̷̢̙̪̝̝͉̩̳̜̯͎̋͛̀̎́͜s̴̖̣̰̞̣̼̎͌͐̇̐̆͛͛͝͠͝ ̵̧̗̳̅͋b̶̨̩̫͖̥̺͚̝͈̫͚̈̎̀̿́̾̆r̷̨͎͉͔̫̝̫̯͚̤͚̻̼͚̦̒̈̑̈́̐͗̍͋̊͠ọ̸͕̱̥͓̞̩̼̲͈̲̺̹̜̻̃̈̈́̔̑͂̀̅̀k̶̏̎͜ȩ̴̻͍͔̬̦̟̼̌̂̇̈́͘͝n̵̳̫̱̤̪̮̫͑̊́̀,̴̡̼̻͛
̶̡̬̝̠͈̱͓͈̝̮̹̫̗͂̈́̀͗͑͋̒b̸̮̲̈́̉̄̈ŗ̷̡̛̳̻̇̔̌̇̍̄̀̍̄͗́ớ̴̧̡͇̭͉͍̜͑̓̏̇́̊̐̽̓̅͘͝ͅǩ̸̡͓̮̺̻̙̳̟̺̥̘̦͉̂͂̅͋̾́̂̊͆͝è̵̜͈̦̤̙̠̱̯̊̀̉̉͆̏̿͛̌̐̚͝n̵̢̛͓̦̪̬̻̖̥̔͐́̍̍͗̈́̊̔̃̋̒͠ņ̸̛̜̠͇̭̩̰̒͑̀̈̎̉̀͂ͅn̶͙̫͕͖͚͍̝͔͗̓̈́̐ṉ̶̞̪̪̲̖̻̪̩̘͓̞̤̆̆͒͑̏̃̋͆͊̌̑͠ͅͅṉ̶̡̡̙͖͙̓͒̓̅͘͜n̴̡̖̞͖̏̈̇͐̊̈̌̅̏̀͛͘͝ņ̷̡̹̼̟̼̜̼̪̗͇̺́͐̑͝ͅn̸̖͉̬͗̌͊̈́̈́̍̕n̵͓̳̫͖͔̯͐͗̈́̿̆̐̓̀͐͋̾͝ņ̴͚̭̣̫̺͈̗̜̞̼̥͉̃̌̈̓̾͠,̴̫͇̉́͒̈́͑̐͝͝
̸̛̺̣̪́́̒͊̀̍̎̑͛̌͘͜Ț̸̨͈̯̲͓̻̜̳̤̻̝͉̱̺͑͆̈́̐̃̎h̸̛̠͔͉̜͈͍̺͚̙͔͍̩̘̀͋͐͋͜͝e̴̡̛̩͙̼̘̲͙̙̩̽̄̈́̆͂͆̊̇́͜ ̵̭͕̭̈́ẇ̷̱͛́̌ȏ̶̡͈̟̮̙̫̲̦͚͈̩̙̾͂̊̿̀͜͜r̴̞̪̯̓̒̇͗̑͌͂͘͘l̷͕̪̖̦͔̯͖̉̾̑̄̈́͂̑̂͌̒͛̆͊͜d̴̛̪̙̐̋͆͛̊̄̀̿̽͠ ̸̪̹̦̺̘̦̌̃̏̿̿́̍̃̀̓͆̕͝͠ï̶̜̭͒͒̈͋̍̂̍̃͛̉͂́͘s̷͎̲̰̕ ̶̰̐͗̽̊̌̃͌̄̓͆͜͝ͅb̴̟̠͉̺̖͇͎͗̀r̸̻̥̺͉̩͎̯͕̪͍̝͈̦͋̃͊̒̔̃ͅỏ̶̡̤̦̦̃͌̄̃̔̈́͛̇͊̊̀͘͝ḳ̵̨̹̫̘̙͚̬̥̗̱͕̩̙̕ͅé̵̝͜͝͠n̴͇̲̽̀̀́̐̈,̷̝͙͍͐̀͋̌̽̀̔͒
̴̢͍̺̟̙̮̟͍͈̮̿̏͑̈́̒͑͗̍̄͐̉͘͠͝B̸̡̧̖͕̙͓̩͎͋̓͛̿͑͒̅̎̆͝u̸̥̣̜̫̘͖͈̥̗̽͋͐̿̉͌̀͂̕t̴̢͍̯̰̭̪̝̭̤̆̊̈́̽͌͒͊̈́̅͒̾̈́͝ ̵̥̮̦̝͚͓͍̈́̿̊̆̈͆̏Ḯ̷̡̳̻̼͉̒̀͐̅̀̽̎̈̄̍͘’̷͔͓͖̮̺͓̘͇̟̺̫̀͊̀͌̈̃̔͋͐̈̑͝ͅm̸̨̹̱̘͊͒̓̓̍͛͗̌͜͠͝ ̴̧̧̝̳̗̞̼̇̾̌͘͝ͅă̷̙͚̔́͘l̶̻̆̈́̒̽́͘͜͠r̸̡̹͉̙͙̖̟͉̣̀̂̀̿̃̆̉̽͝i̶̗̮̭̖̗̓́̿͑̚͠͠͝g̸̨̡͈̥͎̹͎͚̺͑̇̆̄́̒͜ḧ̶̯̞́͂͠t̶̨̧̢̜̩̮͉̦͉̦͒̈́͑̀͑̐̈́̇́͊́͛̕͝,̸͕͙̱́̍̒͗̇̈́̈́͠folk metal: the world is broken, as foretold from by the Ancient Ones whom we celebrate with gut-wrenching melancholy
Breakcore: “the world is b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-brRrRrRrRrRrRrRrRrRrRrRrRrRrRrRrR b r o k eeeeeeee n”.
Jazz: " the world is broken and ski-ba-bop-ba-dop-bop"
Shoegaze: “The world is broken, but let’s play guitars while we look down at our feet”
Weirdcore: World is broken so I’ve been slamming Monster energy drinks for 48 hours straight and now I’m delirious and hallucinating the nineties.
What -core is “I haven’t slept in a week for non-meth reasons so here’s wonderwall” (I never learned to play wonderwall)?
I don’t know what the exact genre name is but Opeth’s Eternal Rains Will Come comes to mind
trve black metal: bizarre rooster sounds
cockadoodle
DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Death Metal: RAARRRAOARAAAGHHH (booklet with the lyrics probably says “world is broken let’s fuck shit up” )
“i like CWD-positive meat”
Alternatively, “if you piss blood it’s a symptom of kidney issues”.
That’s my buddy’s grindcore combo’s name!
world is broken let’s act accordingly
Furries: OWO Notices your broken world
[cue nightcore]
