I forgot what this conversation is about and I don’t feel like backtracking. All I know now is that end-stage ligma is a mouth-less person who’s craving ice cream.

I was born in 1975. Before the movie Jurassic Park, everyone referred to that dinosaur as “Tyrannosaurus Rex.”

Since JP, everyone says “T-Rex.”

He owns Goodwill?! That probably explains why their prices have become exorbitant, no longer thrifty. And all the best donated items aren’t even available for in-store customers to buy. The best items get set aside to be posted to eBay for maximum profiteering.

I felt the world begin to dumb everything down when the dinosaur I’d always known as Tyrannosaurus Rex, and even as a tiny child I had no problem pronouncing that, became featured in a popular movie and now everyone abbreviates it to T-Rex.

How much more do we need to pick your brain in order to determine whether or not you understand the double entendre?

Why did you have trouble understanding the lyrics of the song? They pronounce all the words clearly.

*its

edit: never mind, verdi already commented that 5 hours ago.

I’ll never forget a boyfriend I had from 2015 to 2019, early on he told me if he ever won the lottery and/or met a supermodel, then I would be instantly gone. I never forgot that he said that, even if he was just playing around.

Well guess what happened? In 2019 I received a huge family inheritance and lots of other hotter more fun nicer boyfriends who didn’t even know I had money. I left that original twerp. Goodbye.

Costco is one of the rare good guys though.

In the early nineties I knew a Mormon man with a happy housewife & 10 kids and he would run a marathon by himself every day just to be out of the house.

Enjoy the next thousand years? Are you immortal? Do you think everyone else is immortal too?

I’m a woman and this is true for me. The only exception will be if I ever meet a man I am in love with, and he loves me back, and he has a big house in California and he wants me to live there with him.

So far the only man I’ve met like that he lives in Arizona but I don’t want to live in arizona.

The last time I used doordash Uber eats whatever was 2019 and one day it was raining hard so I went outside to meet the delivery person at their car and they thanked me 😄

Just remember tick tock is illegal for citizens to use in the country that invented it.

Yeah. But apparently OOP is mocking people who eat ten at a time.

Ah, I sincerely hope someone told her during her last dying breaths that she wasn’t the first vegan to climb Mount-Whatever and therefore she didn’t actually need to do it.

But who’s controlling the hackjob who incompetently cropped this meme?

I mean I AM a conspiracy theorist, about the logical stuff. It makes for great conversation whenever you find someone who has also gone down those rabbit holes.

But flat earthers and “birds aren’t real” is insane territory and hopefully nobody really believes that stuff, those are just jokes.

Live fast, die young.

But that’s not meth face. That is a genetic baby face covered in tattoos, and the tattoos indicate he’s had a traumatic life.

Meth face would be hollowed-out cheeks, gaunt face, rotting teeth.