Surprisingly like cheese.

So pretty!

Microplastics, duh.

I hope you are ok!

My man, I have met a guy who thought we were talking about partying when I mentioned political parties. He has never heard about the democrats and republican parties, I guess. Or if he had, he just assumed they were events with people partying. I’m not kidding.

Or Wyoming. Morons.

I thought this said “soup” and was about to be all up in arms about it as a soup lover. Please carry on.

“Your lips look like crispy bacon”

https://youtu.be/7DCXiaXa6ow

I’m going to watch it this week, take one for the team.

#3 on the Bristol Stool Chart. Noice!

Just use Goo Gone.

I’m sorry for your loss.

Based.

I think that’s the point. He is trying to one up the guy with the nuggets by saying something ridiculous.

I’m just hearing “My Heart Will Go On” playing on repeat.

Bipolar gang rise up!

There is only one solution. Get another cat.

Plant a seed, plant a flower, plant a rose

You can plant any one of those

Keep planting to find out which one grows…