I happen to be Russian, and yeah. Not the language to learn for funsies.

Thank you, friend

Sorry I couldn’t find a version that didn’t censored the word “fuck.” What is this fucking world coming to?

Fixed thanks to @[email protected]

I believe so, can never tell them apart.

Source: https://www.thedodo.com/close-to-home/cat-takes-bite-out-of-multiple-cookies

I know this is oversimplified, but:

C-cup and below = small and medium sized boobs. Pretty bras.

D-cup and above = large boobs. No pretty bras.

Here is an illustration of the post:

Source: https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-essex-50915895

This is all I can think about:

Thanks, crossposted.

It is similar, but more low key, there is more mingling than dancing. Next up, let’s talk about a langoustine fiesta!

Yeah, I hate when that happens in a shitposting community!

My office building still has them and people fill up their water bottles.

I’m looking at them now and realizing I may need to go to a store to try them out.

Sploosh, adding to cart now.

Well, don’t just tease! Does the fucking pillow work? If yes, what’s the brand?

*Explodes into a thousand bats and flies away.

You save them up in case you need that exact one later on.

No, just a woman parodying the Daily Mail.

You would be correct.