meme answer: it’s too easy to use

actual answer: it’s not optimized for the level of customization your average linux user wants

it fucking up my Firefox was nefarious enough

yes, with a usb drive containing Linux installation media

and/or because everyone chain smoked indoors

exactly. i don’t want anything on linux to update automatically.

i want to

sudo apt update && sudo apt -y upgrade

and watch the console go brrrrrrrr

checks my sexual orientation
that tracks

(my preferred distro)

I’d recommend looking into LineageOS or other custom ROMs to nix that kind of bullshit

absolutely

work requirement 😔

[hands you “honorary lesbian” badge]
welcome to the tiddy enjoyers club 😎

and some pretty great comics

lesbian

(lesbianism is often used in a fearmongering way by bigots and it makes me sound like a badass member of some dark cult that’s comin for all yer girlfriends)

i sure fuckin hope not i don’t even wanna remember me most days now

the shower

Even I didn’t know about that! That’s really cool ty for sharing

anything that implies they’ve only learned European and US history (e.g. discounting the global technological contributions of Asia and Africa)

behold: a sinner

yes
I’m a lesbian, but y’all femboys look fine as hell just sayin

bust out the lawn chairs and popcorn, cuz if that thing wants to end me it will. might as well enjoy spectacle

i use github regularly and do not think it has a decent layout