“Okay, now throw a straight punch at me.”

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I like your memes, but this is a dick response. You could have just not answered, no reason to go out of your way to be an asshole.

To be fair, ducks are pretty dumb.

Pretty sure they just draw complex pictures of bridges all day.

It’s a short one, overly faded.

Yes. Female?

It’s pretty simple: the bugs weren’t gay.

Not everyone can do it, because the necessary muscles (auricular muscles) are considered vestigial at this point, meaning not everyone has them or doesn’t have large enough ones to wiggle their ears. In other words, evolution is slowly deleting them from our bodies as a species, with some of us being “further along” than others.

Yes, because its calculation relies on the local speed of sound, which is varies based on several factors, including altitude.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mach_number

Operant conditioning is a helluva drug.

Can someone knowledgeable please explain to me why snakes don’t realize they’re biting themselves when this happens?

Also, related question: why do dogs sometimes bite their own tails and hind feet as though they’re foreign entities?

Why, because all cartoons know each other?

Toonist SOB.

Fair point, that may be necessary.

The niece is really good about finding ways to entertain herself and the nephew will always try and take it for himself and intrude, usually not in a compromising sort of way. Obviously, this is pretty typical kid behavior overall.

I think this is your core problem, really. Who is policing your younger nephew’s behavior in this regard? Even at that age, being able to accept limits without losing your temper is important. Maybe offering him an alternative activity as a distraction would help? Younger siblings often want to be involved in whatever their older sibling is doing, so there’s an element of normalcy to your nephew’s behavior certainly, but it’s also not acceptable and that needs to be communicated clearly to him. He needs to have ways to entertain himself when his big sister isn’t available or at the very least learn to not take over any activity she engages in.

I haven’t seen a shitpost of this caliber in a really long time. Bravo, OP.

https://media.cnn.com/api/v1/images/stellar/prod/121021051717-united-nations-every-woman-every-child-dinner-2012.jpg?q=w_1110,c_fill

You wear diamond-encrusted glasses, don’t you?

Your BIL likely has an intellectual impairment to get those benefits. Learning disabilities are not typically severe enough to disable a person from working. An intellectual impairment is a much broader term that essentially indicates the person’s IQ is significantly lower than average, and this very often is disabling enough to prevent a person from working.

Just like anyone who would drive a car through a school yard mowing down kids, that person has mental issues.

No, mental health issues are specific and do not encompass simply “being fucked up.” You can be plenty fucked up and not be mentally ill, and most of the people who get violent in the way you’re describing are simply extremists, not people suffering from a psychological disorder.