So those halloween displays where the woman skeleton is given breasts are accurate after all!
Like Withers from BG3?
Those are natural!
I never played bg but according to wiki it’s a he. So he got a sex change? If you’re undead I guess that’s trivial. A bit of duct tape.
treat yourself to a nice 1000 hour adventure. just install that mod before your first run. so its your canon
Thanks. I might
It was a mod to give him “big naturals”
Impressive. Most impressive
What, you don’t have boob-bones?
Those actually get reused. There hasn’t been a new pair of silicone boobies manufactured in the past ten years. It’s also one of the most common reason for hauntings.
That’s why they’re called boooobies
Boooooooooobs
SP( . )( . )KY!
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My flesh is temporary but these tits are eternal.
Heady times for the patient necrophile.
Bones do rot, just more slowly than flesh.
If you want to be really specific, bones do not rot per se. They go trough diagenesis, where collagen and minerals breakdown over long periods.
Silicone too for that matter, what with proton decay and all that.
Isn’t proton decay unproven so far? we have some hyopthetical mechanisms but the universe hasn’t even existed for long enough to run an experiment on it.
Technically, silicone does not rot. It breaks down into smaller materials but does not decompose into its base components like organic material.
Yay for microplastics
Well, those are macroplastics.
Honk honk!
And what do the macroplastics break down into?
In this case? Erections.
Even Macroerplastics
see: Kristi Noem
It’s like OP has never heard of morticians.
Imagine they take them out and dispose of them separately, and some dude finding out at the open casket that his wife was packing fakes for their entire marriage and being outraged.
It’s like a bad sitcom plot.
Yeah, we are actually removing them and return to the families in a separate package.
Source - I made this up for your entertainment.
I choose to believe your fib because the thought of grieving families keeping granny’s fake tits next to her ashes on the mantlepiece is too funny.
It’s not only funny, it also stabilizes the mantelpiece during an earthquake and prevents the urn from toppling over.
You didnt not succeed
Yeah I definitely don’t not regret that I didn’t decide to not not read that comment.
They stay with the corpse as far as I’m aware. There’s a mortician on IG who answers questions and I’m pretty sure this was one of them.
“And its also the night that the skeletons came to life!”
the bones are their money…
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What?
I mean, obviously bones rot, but you think silicone implants last forever?
I mean, they will not “rot” as microorganisms cannot digest silicone.
But they’ll rupture and leak…
Like, they’re not even a “lifetime” thing, go 20 years and you’re risking it. Most are recommended to be replaced after a decade, maybe 15 years. Which isn’t that long for a major surgery and why they’re almost always insured.
I knew a stripper back in the day that would basically beat people up with them, because if it ruptured she got new ones free, and if they didn’t rupture soon, they’d last long enough she’d have to pay for new ones out of pocket…
Because they’re not a permanent thing.
I would imagine that any artificial thing (including implants) could last forever when left undisturbed for any given length of time.
Your argument hinges on use and abuse; not something typical inside of a casket, buried 6-feet underground.
~There are exceptions to every rule. 😱~
Pretty much everything oxidizes and breaks down. Being non-biodegradable just means bacteria won’t eat it.
I mean, as an analogy think of plastic bottles. Left alone they break into tiny tiny pieces that get everywhere. This is often caused by the sun or abrasion, but underground you’ve got the preparation materials, rotting flesh gasses, and plenty of microbes.
However, except in probably exceedingly rare cases, there are no microbes that can subsist off of silicone.
True of plastic too, no? Yet just by living nearby they break things down.
I would imagine that any artificial thing (including implants) could last forever when left undisturbed for any given length of time
Then you have a fundamental misunderstanding of how things happen, and an oversized confidence in modern caskets.
Not to mention what seems to be a complete lack of understanding what “artificial” means
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I can’t imagine having them intentionally leak into the body being safe.
I mean, cocaine isn’t safe for the body either, but try telling that to a big breasted stripper while she’s punching you in the face with double D’s.
Lots of people make risky decisions…
But in this case it’s pretty safe. Ruptures are so common the filling is just as inert as the membrane.
Risky ds
Theyre filled with saline so technically theyre safe. The issue is that most of the time they are not filled properly. Theyre left with a small air gap or have high amounts of oxygen in the saline. This means you can transplant bacteria or mold spores into the saline. Once the implant is sealed, this leads to a contained anerobic environment. This results in an implant absolutely loaded with bacteria where the saline can turn brown and look like apple sauce, or a moldy implant where the saline can turn black or green and become quite firm. If you pop either of those, you die.
Well, that is going to stick with me.
Saline filled implants are different than “silicone” implants (even though they both have silicone - “silicone” implants are filled with a silicone gel, saline have a silicone exterior that’s filled with saline).
Saline is the older type and are becoming much less common these days.
Oh cool, TIL. Thanks
