presoak@lazysoci.al to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 2 months agoSkeletons with huge artificial breasts. Graveyards are full of them. Bones and silicone don't rot.message-squaremessage-square64fedilinkarrow-up1223arrow-down18
arrow-up1215arrow-down1message-squareSkeletons with huge artificial breasts. Graveyards are full of them. Bones and silicone don't rot.presoak@lazysoci.al to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 2 months agomessage-square64fedilink
minus-squarelb_o@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up35arrow-down2·2 months agoYeah, we are actually removing them and return to the families in a separate package. Source - I made this up for your entertainment.
minus-squarekrashmo@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up9arrow-down1·2 months agoYeah I definitely don’t not regret that I didn’t decide to not not read that comment.
minus-squareRooty@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 months agoI choose to believe your fib because the thought of grieving families keeping granny’s fake tits next to her ashes on the mantlepiece is too funny.
minus-squarefroh42@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 months agoIt’s not only funny, it also stabilizes the mantelpiece during an earthquake and prevents the urn from toppling over.
Yeah, we are actually removing them and return to the families in a separate package.
Source - I made this up for your entertainment.
You didnt not succeed
Yeah I definitely don’t not regret that I didn’t decide to not not read that comment.
I choose to believe your fib because the thought of grieving families keeping granny’s fake tits next to her ashes on the mantlepiece is too funny.
It’s not only funny, it also stabilizes the mantelpiece during an earthquake and prevents the urn from toppling over.