Go slowly and use plenty of lube, right?

Damn, maybe I should give Arch a try…

Photoshop

I am not interested in being preached at unless you have a workable alternative and a good reason why should I switch over.

I am fucking sick of junior highschool takes on complex geopolitical situations. OP thinks Hamas using civilians as human shields is a funny meme and not actual, grim reality.

You don’t think pizza is sold by the slice in Europe?

I gnash my teeth and cry into my pillow every night because I’m not being data harvested by Microsoft. I open my taskbar and wail, for there are no ads to be displayed.

Linux. Not even once.

Again, how is the attacker going to see a piece of paper that is stuck to the side of the screen? This rule makes sense in high traffic areas, but in a private persons home? The attacker would also need to be a burglar.

A cool film that used its low budget creatively has been turned into a crappy franchise on par with Halloween and Friday13th. Shame.

MOTHERFU

I will be 40 next year and I honestly feel better mentally and physically than when I was 20 something - not being a depressed, anxious sack of shit and being physically active helped a lot. Although, I need to be careful when exercising my joints.

Rode eyeland

It depends, am I going to be a washed up disco star or a car obsessed binoclard?

Great, now defederate lemmy.ml, they have been getting increasing beligerent towards .world users.

The water is probably not chlorinated, so, yuck.

I think I’m going to take an extended break from Lemmy. People are treating a 70+ year political quagmire like a football match, where they pick a side and then morally grandstand about how awful the other side is. Fuck all of you.

Teacher: “I am going to traumatise the little fucks today”

I had my ass eaten and the experience was mid tbh. A good blowie beats having your ass eaten anytime.

I saw off the e from shame, exposing your sham. After that I lop off the s, stick it on the end and enjoy my hams.

Why is discord so popular in non-gaming circles? People use it as a shitty, bloated and centralized IRC clone, with the voice fuction being completely ignored.