It’s “čajnik” and “električni čajnik”.

I briefly owned no3 as a replacement device, but started with no10 (or equivalent thereof)

The poor sod, he only has his wealth and privilege to fall back on.

But you do not understand. I AM society.

This. Android is a tinker toy OS that squats like a fat toad on top of the Linux kernel and slurps up your personal data while barring you from doing anything useful with it.

The best part is that Shitterton is a real village in the UK

Re:re:re:re:fw:LOL

I’ll take Michael’s sweet tones over Mariah’s screeching any day.

Man, that’s a blast from the past.

At this point no corpo site is worth the hassle.

I endure Windows on my work computer because it’s not my computer. I also don’t like when people complain about solvable problems and contribute time and money to a company that should have been forcibly liquidated in the late 90’s.

tl:dr use Linux or I will crawl into your bedroom and suck your toes while you’re asleep.

Even during my most hormonal teenage days I did not wank 15 times a day. This is obviously a joke.

You can vary intensity and vibration types, it isn’t just on/off. And while you can invite randos for shits and giggles, the point is giving control to people you know😈

Rubbing my face all over a nice velvety bush before going down is always nice.

Internet connected buttplugs are great, there’s even a model where you can create an entire chatroom to take control of it 😈

any practice that restricts my personal freedom in any way is bad

Yes? I don’t want to live in a world where giant companies decide what I can and cannot see. And big companies are bad, they act as pseudo governments that aren’t accountable to anyone, we used to break them apart before they started buying up politicians and political power.

I flash my dick to a select audience, thankyouverymuch. Randos at the park are not a select audience.

No thanks, I don’t want to risk flashing my cock and balls every time I pull up my pants.

I had to duck into a slot machine parlor to use the restroom once. The entire place gave off gross vibes and I could not get out fast enough.

Never mind the 'stache, why does he look like he fell asleep at a party?