As a reminder, just because the appliance you bought offers an internet connection, it most likely doesn’t need it for core functionality. Your smart fridge can’t get an update if it can’t talk to Samsung.

Wonderful! I’ll take two.

I ran POP-OS for about six months a couple of years ago and ended up switching back to Windows because there were too many compromises. Recently I tried it again with the same problems but jumped to Bazzite instead. It fixed most of my issues but I didn’t like the limitations imposed by the guardrails it put in place to make things easy. I then switched to Fedora since that is Bazitte’s base and haven’t looked back. The only issue I’ve had is the video drivers didnt install right automatically but the fix was three well documented commands.

After we pump another hundred trillion dollars and half the electricity generated globally into AI you’re going to feel pretty foolish for this comment.

Medium, of course. If I wanted it raw or burnt I’d do it myself.

Why would I want torque resistance at work? Getting torque is the only reason I have a job.

Space Jazz? What the hell is Space Jazz? Oh wait! You mean Jizz. Jizz is in the background.

Are you a transplant here or something? Those answers are all clearly side-by-side Liberty toes. Real Americans are born with that knowledge.

I used to mow starting no later than 830. I did it because that the only way to get done before it gets stupid hot.

Now I pay someone to do it and they typically do it Sunday afternoons.

I get extra man points by shaving with one!

Don’t worry. Im sure they wipe it down with a neutral flavored oil.

Me? No. My wife? Probably. She’d also drag me along when she went though.

And the most expensive machine in the whole hospital.

Auto-saving works great except when I’m using an existing document as a template to make a new one only to remember 45 minutes in that I forgot to disable auto-save or make a copy to start with and the original document is gone.

It would be best to your machine as soon as it repels for you, boss!

It would be best to what my machine?

Seatbelt cutters kind of have a sixth sense about who they’re supposed to be with and will seek out those in need.

So you’re saying with a large enough, violent enough poop i could fly?

Bold of them to assume copper thieves can read.

I’ve tried mewing at that guy’s grass clippings to see if I could speed up the process. There wasn’t a noticeable difference.

Don’t forget that while Harris didnt win the popular vote, neither did Trump.