New rule. All CEOs must now always be shirtless so we can all confirm that they don’t have a third nipple.

Stupid Oirth. They deserve to be destroyed. That knew what they did.

There’s enough majesty there to make up for the v’s not being sufficiently consummate.

AI

The DMV near me was horrid (three or four hour waits just to be told I’m missing a random, but critical, document and will have to try again) until they started doing appointments. Now I talk to a person within minutes of my appointment time. No haste, no fuss, in and out. 11/10 - Will DMV again.

Thats what I use. No real complaints.

I have never heard of Cachyos until this comment.

I use Fedora after trying Bazzite and Pop-OS. Pop had some quirks I wasn’t a fan of and Bazzite was too locked down but I’ll admit, it worked out of the box with no fuss at all.

I’m circumcised. My young adult sons are. Looking back, I would have made a different choice for them. I don’t have a super strong reason for feeling that way except that I don’t have a good reason to have done it other than “tradition”. But that’s a dumb reason to do things.

While it is still more common than not in the US, the rates have been falling for the last 10-15 years.

I’m so confused. Earlier is told that my Roman name was the numbers on the front of my debit card followed by -ius. Is that true or is this true?

If this is true can I use the same rule to figure out my pets name or is that still the three digits on the back of my card -ius?

Florida is going to be submerged way before the Rocky Mountains.

Do you have a source for this? I’m going to need to do some of my own research before I start believing that.

Everyone falls in one of three categories: Exempt, Excepted, Non-Excepted.

Exempt people are expected to come to work normally and they are paid normally. They probably don’t really see a change.

Non-Excepted people are furloughed. They were sent home Wednesday morning and will wait it out doing whatever they’d like and they will get all wages that were missed when everything is over. They will be paid for doing nothing.

Excepted people have the worst of both worlds. They have to come to work because they’ve been deemed critical but won’t get paid for it until its over. I’m in this category. I’m doing my job but im taking my time to accomplish anything.

The law that governs this is the “Government Employee Fair Treatment Act” of 2019.

I can understand the frustration on most of your points except on this one:

…functionality that requires that phones have a glass back…

My Galaxy S24 has a metal back and wilelessly charges without issue.

I agree. If you were wrong apologize. If the manager is as good as you’re describing it will go well.

I also choose Toaster’s ass.

Go take a dump.

Don’t threaten me with a good time.

You need some ointment for that sick self burn?

First one, then the other. He let’s you choose the order.

No, no. ‘Aaaauugggh’, at the back of the throat. Aaauugh.

I hate that you’re right, but you’re right.