Given enough thrust, pigs fly just fine. Don’t stand underneath, though.

Thank god no one pictured simon and furuncle.

more like an elephant’s trunk than a tail.

Eating in public must be really weird for you.

Ok, it sounded like you needed to manually open it outside. I agree it’s not perfect and can be improved , but it still works without needing to click too often.

Woah weird, I just watched it by clicking on it in voyager. Maybe something with the instance I’m logged in to?

(Ok, voyager opens the loop link in an embedded browser window,)

Oooh, kinky.

Yep, I’m just annoyed by lazy headlines.

TWICE AS MUCH COMPARED TO WHAT???

My left ball?

Is that you, JD?

What really bugs me about it: The first step from “how to ungoogle your phone” is “go, give money to Google” by buying their hardware.

What did the inventor of the wheel say, after they turned it for the first time?

“Friends, that’s a revolution!”

Forgotten? Or was it just the shittiest shitpost?

But be careful, if the road ia slippery you might happen to fall onto the chain.

What chores? Everything that has to do with miniaturization. They’d have sub-millimeter fingers. Repairing that Iphone? The screw that I can’t even fucking see would be huge for them. Or as neurosurgeons, or or or

Biggest productivity win would be teams between humans, fairies and pixies. Each can do tasks according to his strength and size.

But wait. Maybe fairies are around, and they’re all locked up in sweat shops in Bangladesh or China producing new stuff to flood our markets…

Come on, if you were in Minneapolis, you’d be happy about that.

Ok, ok, I’ll let myself out.

What did the priest say to the - what is Ministrant in English - altar server boy?

“There is a good Christian inside you”.

(Was sagt der Pfarrer zum Ministranten? Es steckt ein guter Christ in Dir.)

Yeah, but when you DO know the system is totally fucked.

Calling customer service that have no cmie what they’re taking about either, pushing you through a script. One fun time my internet connection was broken and I called the provider. They walked me through all the windows settings to check if I had set up things correctly. I did run Linux, but hat set up Windows for other people so frequently that I knew how each dialog looked and how it’d respond to the failure, so I just lied. FINALLY in the end of the call that guy scheduled a reboot of my port on the provider’s DSLAM which made things work again…

(And no, not all customer service is like this. I also got amazing support of people who know what they are talking about, but they cost more for the companies than just outsourcing to the cheapest generic call center.)

Last Sunday I ate pasta with olives and got really sick afterwards. I fucking regret eating those olives.

And as this is a shitpost, YES i was shitting all night. And vomiting. But this is not a vomitpost.

Still I really regret eating those olives.

Btw you can count to 12 on your fingers with one hand. Starting from the end of the index finger tap each segment of the “remaining” four fingers with your thumb.

I heard someone claim that’s how Babylonians invented and used the base 12 system in the first place.

If they knew their vocabulary they’d knew that

• ICE is a fucking train
• ICE is always late
• ICE has broken air conditioning
• ICE arrives in the wrong order, today