We’re having sloppy joes!

It’s not?

In the days of old when knights were bold and toilet paper wasn’t invented, they’d wipe their ass with a piece of grass and walk away contented.

Is your username a modem interpretation of OMGWTFBBQ?

I face a similar conundrum.

… Why? His content can be enjoyable, but I’m not sure it relates here.

Little Johnny was a scientist, little Johnny is no more …

They fly now.

I briefly thought this was mocking our language or communication or something by showing a sentence diagram, but after the comments revealed it to be loss, I found myself disappointed.

Does Dan of the Game Grumps know about this?

Based on the responses to your question, the answer is either yes or no.

Still waiting on maybe.

Anyone who values you less because of your appearance is not worth your consideration.

This does discount physical and medical consequences, which are absolutely worth noting, but whether others notice your missing tooth should not be an issue.

It makes sense and is understandable that you would feel sensitive about it, including wanting the tooth back, but its absence does not reflect upon you as a person and ideally you don’t feel bad about it.

This isn’t meant to dismiss trauma, but help with any insecurity. Personally, I’d rather hear what you have to say rather than whether you can chew adequately.

Hopefully you get your tooth back if its absence is causing you stress.

edit: I don’t mean to invalidate any of your feelings on the subject. I don’t have any visibly missing teeth, but my mother very prominently did. If anything I said above isn’t accurate, I certainly yield to you, but I hope that something above helps.

Broccoli guy rules.

It is perfectly okay to say those things, as well as to threaten escalation, but it won’t make you any friends and probably will result in a hostile work environment … Which is fine, but should be anticipated if taking this approach.

I have no comment on the second half of this response.

Pretty sure I had that keyboard a while ago (maybe even still do) but used the default LED color of red.

I appreciate this reference. (Yellow)

I’ve dislocated my shoulder fourteen times; as a result, when I broke my ankle, I just thought it was dislocated as well. I twisted it back into place and tried to stand up on it … Twice … Before my neighbor heard me and gave me the sage advice to stop doing that.

I didn’t know we were among royalty.

Raising Skinny Elephants Is Utterly Boring … Or so I’ve heard.

It seems very likely that this drop-down menu was not populated by one person, or perhaps was even populated by multiple databases written by very different people with highly disparate levels of grammar knowledge - maybe even different first languages.

Or someone thought it was funny, like you said. I’m not here to judge.