But they don’t know that you know that they know that you know…ya know?

Well…here’s the thing. Step 1 of your plan is to install windows 11.

In the words of Manny Calavera:

“I don’t really want to do that…”

What happens if you pull the rope attatched to this robots penis?

That virus is called being a human. Humans are the worst.

Bring me with you!!!

Fine?

FINE???

I see no beans. I see no corn. I am in the shitpost community!

No no. He has on multiple times confirmed he’s going to do that.

In response, most experts agree that if they even attempt it, the mountain isn’t strong enough to support any more deep rock drilling. If they try, the likelyhood is, the entire mountain and all 4 heads collapse and crumble into itself.

…no?

Dammit. I typed that, and then said “no…that don’t look right…”

Then I typed “asterict”, and said “That don’t look right either…”

I mean…to be fair, he did achieve all his promises. He got people back to work, making living wages.

There’s just this HUGE astrict next to that statement that he did so by murdering millions of people, thus creating a demand for jobs. He also only counted German born white heterosexual males. Sure, unemployment was virtually nonexistant, but women, gays, mentally challenged, other races all were not included in the employment pool.

And the jobs they held were manufacturing war efforts. Whether that was building tanks, making food rations, drilling for oil, it all paid a living wage, and they got to blame someone who wasn’t them.

You ALWAYS have to look for the astrict. It’s like the terms and conditions of the monkeys paw.

grandma

his brain cancer

…what?

Literally how hitler became popular in Germany. He basically said “your lives are shit, this country should be ashamed of how poor it’s gotten, but I’m here now to improve everyones lives, and blame it on someone who isn’t you”.

And people said “Yeah, that guy isn’t afraid to tell the truth!”

History doesn’t repeat itself, but it often rhymes.

I mean, yeah. We all do that.

It’s still Dec 31st.

Edit: Greetings all timezones east of here! It is now Jan 1st, and it is YOU who is behind!

GREETINGS FROM THE FUTURE!!! IT TASTES LIKE CHOCOLATE!!! but that might be because it’s cold as balls outside, so I’m having a salted caramel hot chocolate with marshmellows.

What? Yes I’m 42, but it’s fucking delicious!

What is a whipped cream charger?

No…it looks like a pile of sauce.

Why couldn’t it have been Earth???

Wild orgies.

Speaking of gooning…

I always thought you were a member of Star Wolf!