Good grief. Some of these games have been on the Internet longer than I have been alive.

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God damn, I’m old…

threatens you with a tickle fight

I had cancer at 40.

Had.

They made me do it 2 years ago. I’m 42.

"I was going to leave 3 stars. Product was meh. But I dropped it to 1 stars because I had to turn off my adblock just to leave this review.

Do not buy this product. They know it’s bad. That’s why they want less reviews from people who won’t turn off adblock."

Response from our management: “We’re sorry you’re having issues. Please accept this coupon for 10% off your next purchase!”

This is how I expect their bot to respond.

OP: Can I get a button?

Everyone in this thread: Use adblock

This guy: GIVE GOOGLE MONEY!!!

Been using uBlock for like 10 years.

Very occasionally, like once every 2 years, youtube acts funky. I don’t even update. I just deal with it, and a day or two later it goes back to normal.

42 year old here.

…is it weird that I know what rizz is, but I’m only assuming I know what demsoc is based on context?

Canada is building a wall and making trump pay for it, after so many Americans became illegal foreigners, trying to escape nazi amerikkka.

Trump gave a blowjob to Mamdani.

…and we live in such a bizzare timeline that you innitially don’t know if I’m joking.

Sex - shame

No sex - shame

Sex with unwilling young teenagers - AT LEAST two different presidents of the united states that we know of.

8ball says ask again later

Don’t forget reddit

Please have babies.

I don’t for a second believe this is about the rising cost. It raised by $0.04. Someone below said that works out to a savings of $600,000.

Alright, but for an individual, it’s $0.04.

Just increase the final price by $0.25. You made back your $600,000. Plus whatever $0.21 would equate to as GAINS.

Fuck guys. You suck at business. This is what happens when companies replace their CEO with AI.

I mean, have you seen his dwelling? It was a mess!

No no. He was.

I was 17 on that day, working my 2nd day at my first ever job. I was supposed to work my 2nd day the day before, but this McDonalds was in a mall. And they closed the mall that day.

It was soooooooo erie that day. I’ve never seen anything like it before or since, and it lasted about a week.

People were just zombies. They didn’t know how to exist. I had a register. I existed by making my own job more important than it really was. In my mind, I was there to serve a purpose of helping people by serving them something firmiliar. Anytime things got intense, I could look down at my register. Burgers and fries. Burgers and fries. Get their drink. Get them an apple pie. Job job job. No need to think. Just need to work.

But everyone else in my line didn’t have that. They were alone. Surrounded by others. All dealing with this together. Individually. Alone.

One woman, in the middle of the line, 5 registers, she’s in the 3rd line, about 4 people back, so literally in the dead center of the line with people on all sides. She’s standing in silence. Then without warning falls to her knees, laying on the ground. Openly weeping. Others assisted her in standing back up. Which formed into a group hug. She was the one who fell, but I think everyone needed that group hug.

I just started giving out apple pies. For free. My manager questioned me, and I said “look at these people. We all need a little something today. If you want to charge me for the pies so be it.”

She didn’t. Next day she had a box of 100 pins. The pins were those lapel pins that you can wear on your dress shirt. They were of the American flag. We gave them out. They only lasted like 15 minutes.

But Sept 12th is a day I remember almost as much as the 11th. Because of how quiet and erie everything was. How everyone had 1000% empathy. Everyone held doors for everyone else. Nobody said a word. It would have been nice if it weren’t for the massive tragedy that caused it.

Today, yes. In 1996 “doxxing” wasn’t a term. The internet was so new to people that nobody knew what it could even do.

I’ll give you a great example. I remember watching a news report fall of 2000, where K*B Toys was trying this untested idea. Could they use the internet to sell things? The experts said no, and that the internet was a fad. It simply wasn’t a medium you could use for commercial things…ebay aside.

In 1996 Google didn’t even exist yet. I don’t think Amazon was even a bookstore yet. The internet in those days was primitive, and the wild west of the technology realm.

Plot twist. She doesn’t reduce the number of guys flashing her. She now attracts guys who get off on being hit in the nuts.