I mean, Steven Hawking didn’t work at reddit, but he did an AMA once.
I mean, Steven Hawking didn’t work at reddit, but he did an AMA once.


I’ve never seen any of these dishes before.


I thought the silent generation was the ones who were the greatest generations parents, and adults in the 1920s. During silent movie era.
Spinster means a person so good at riding a bike, they got an award made of wool. Usually fashioned by unmarried women.
spits on your face
…did you say somethin’?


“We’re the greatest generation! We told our parents to shut the fuck up and stay silent, while we kick hitler’s ass. Our cups runneth over with booze, our cocks swing freely, and our children are booming! Like I said. We’re the greatest generation.”


I would jizz so god damned hard if he were being interviewed on CNN or MSNBC or ABC or whatever news, and the interviewer just straight to his face said your post, word for word, straight to his face.
Can I crowdsource funding to make this happen? I want this to happen. I want it televised.
But, then MAGA would judge trump as a beta cuck, who engages in sexual activities but isn’t allowed to get off.
Hey, I don’t make the rules. I barely understand them. These are their rules, but no matter how you slice it, they’ll have to move the goalposts to justify sleeping with a horse.


But those goofballs are the ones who created and maintain Lemmy.
I’m honestly surprised trump hasn’t in secret ordered someone to write “the Weinstein Files”. A set of “government documents” about Harvey Weinstein.
trump voice
“There. I did it. I released the Weinstein files. Everybody asked for them, and I provided in a great way! Now everybody is happy, and we can all stop asking for the Weinstein Files. Horrible things in those files. Lots of sex stuff. Filthy perverts. But it’s all out there now!”
Yeah, but imagine in 2016 claiming that the reason trump bows down to putin is because he has pics of trump sucking clintons dick.
Do you have any idea how crazy that would sound, even yesterday? In 2016 you’d just have your post deleted for spreading false info.
Except, it wouldn’t have been false.


Hmmmm, must not be American.


To be fair, there’s a baby picture of me. I’m no more than 5 days old. I look like I’m already sick of life’s shit.
What can I say? This world has just always been full of bullshit, and I hsve no tolerance.
Like shrinkflation. My last bottle of Dawn said 70oz. The one I bought last week was $0.70 more expensive, and it’s 66oz.
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuucking bullshit!


But I also still consider the Wii a “new” game console
Because it is. It only came out…
does the math
…whoa. When did my hair go grey? When did nazis infiltrate the government???
Jesus christ!!! How long was my nap???


Thats not true at all. My alarm goes off, and I hit snooze, like “Oh, just five more years…”


The way it normally boots is first it shows the dell logo, then a black screen. Then a Z at the bottom of the screen. Then the Z turns into the word Zorin, and then it boots.
The way it doesn’t boot, is the dell logo shows, then the black screen, but it just hangs there forever. The Z never comes. It just stays on the black screen before the Z.


I still get freezes. Then when I try to power off and power back on, it won’t boot. Then a day or two will go by, and it boots.


So, this is just the dollar store version of Brewsters Millions, then?


I hadn’t heard of Hortman’s assasination, and I’m completely confused by that picture. I have no idea who Skibidi is. Is he the nazi that killed Hortman?
Why not make those niche communities here?