Most people buy a new cell phone long before the charger stops working.
I’m weird. I’ve had my cell phone since 2020. But MOST people buy one every 2-3 years. Just because the newest latest and greatest just came out.
My 5 year old phone still has no issue charging. And when the battery starts dying, MY battery is user replaceable.
What the hell are geese eating? God damn!!! Just honking and shitting EVERYWHERE!!!
Bazzite seems to be the go-to answer for linux gaming.
Though, shouldn’t it not matter? It’s all linux. It should all perform just the same.
The knee bone’s connected to the leg bone.
The leg bone’s connected to the hip bone.
The hip bone’s connected to my…wrist watch. Uh-oh.
Colbert said he STOPPED doing The Colbert Report because he’d say “The Republicans should (insert absurd thing that makes no sense)!”
And the next day, twitter was full of republicans not getting the joke, and NOW insisting they do the absurd thing. Thinking it was a good idea.
Colbert said he had to stop because he was just giving them ideas. Very stupid ideas that we’d all have to deal with.
Ya know…I don’t remember any super mario bros games where Mario is black.
I remember in 1993 my dad tried saying that video games make kids violent.
For anyone too young to pick up on the obvious situation here, 1993 was the year the media started looking at games like Mortal Kombat, and saying video games are violence simulators. In those days, news was different. Today there’s heavy bias in reporting. Watching the same story from 2 different reporting sources will often paint a vastly different picture. In those days however it wasn’t nearly the issue it is today. Fox News didn’t exist yet I don’t think. And even when it first started, it wasn’t what it would later become.
The news was just the news. And the news was saying video games make kids violent. My dad was doing the modern day equivilant of parroting fox news talking heads points. No opinion of his own. Just parroting the news.
So when he said that video games make kids violent, I said “Dad, I have 3 games. Sonic 2, Madden 93, and Jurassic Park. By your logic, I should be a star athlete who can play in the NFL, who runs so fast that I become a blur , and is also a velociraptor. Teenagers in the early 80s would be great at tennis, crossing the road quickly, and know how to shoot down UFOs.”
He had no rebuttal, because nobody on the news made those arguements.
Just as long as you leave the fry kids alone.
And remember…nothing can kill The Grimace.
Hey there! Hi there! Ho there!
No, seriously. What is this? You post a random picture of a hotel’s pool area. What are we supposed to get from that?
reads post
Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
Well. Those certainly are some words.
To some extent, this has always been true.
It’s just that right now it’s worse than ever
…you call for a welfare check on them? I mean, clearly there’s some mental issues going on with your neighbor.
But what are you going to do? Go over there yourself??? Whoa whoa whoa whoa! Easy buddy. This is America. They probably have a gun, and are already proven to be mentally unstable! Plus, they’re covered in shit! I just cleaned my dog. I don’t want to smell MORE shit!
You know…birds are actually very intelligent. And some of them actually are very good at remembering faces.
Crows will even teach their young who they trust, and who to divebomb.
Now you may be thinking that I’m going to say that crows teach their young to poop on your car. But that’s not true. Birds don’t have a spincter. Which means they can’t close their butthole.
Basically if a bird has to poop, there is a 100% chance they are pooping right now. So no. Birds cannot target you with their poop.
What they can do however is refuse to send you an invitation to the social event of the season. The “Going South Gala”. Where we all gather at the park, and engage in random groupings of people to perform oral sex on each other while birds watch and rate our performances. And thats not even to speak of the grandest gathering of the year, The Grand Big Ball. We get 1000 guys, and 2000 girls. The girls group up, two to a guy. One girl on each ball. And they suck and lick, and compete with each other over who’s the BJ queen.
Then the birds all rate the girls. The girl with the lowest score is then divebombed by all the birds until she’s dead. What? You never heard of a murder of crows before? Oh what am I saying? You don’t get to go to The Grand Big Ball!
Silly me!
What about MY sanity???
Can’t sleep clowns will masturbate me…
Can’t sleep clowns will masturbate me…
Can’t sleep clowns will masturbate me…
Nope. If it were, my name would have mod status here. Which it doesn’t. Also…fuck AI!
Please stop being a stereotype.
I like Lemmy. I don’t like any of those things. Well…ok, I like beans, but only raw. Preferably freshly grown.
Point is, if you limit the image of what Lemmy is, outsiders will say “Well I don’t give a fuck about Linux, or Star Trek. I guess I don’t belong here…”
And yes, I do acknowledge that your interests are ALSO valid, and deserve their own communities. I just think the only way Lemmy grows is if the answer to the question “Whats on Lemmy?” is “Everything”.
I want to brush those knotts out of your cats fur. Such a pretty kitty, but so many small knotts.
Ooooooh, what community was it?