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  • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.worldtoLemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•update
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    1 day ago

    Dammit! I’m hoping for another meteor to cause a 3rd ice age, and wipe out all life on earth.

    But I’ll settle for nuke going off in my back yard. Now you take even THAT hope away!

    Is it so wrong to just want Earth to end??? It’s all I want! Such a simple request! Human extinction. Is that so wrong?

  • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.worldtoLemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•It's all SO simple!
    306·
    1 day ago

    I mean…yes?

    I get that this is supposed to be a joke, but, I don’t get the joke. This is literally how weight loss works.

    Eat less.

    Eat healthier.

    Exercise.

    Weight loss is hard because it’s hard to stick to it. But the concepts aren’t complicated. Caleries in minus caleries burned equals caleries stored as fat.

    Less caleries means less unburned caleries means less fat.

  • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.worldtoShowerthoughts@lemmy.world•We already passed 1984's prediction of the future: "If you want a picture of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face--forever"
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    2 days ago

    Ok, so basically it was being predicted that the future was going to suck, before I was even born. So it only made sense that my parents would want to have sex and create me. Because if the world is going to suck, then I should get to experience that, right?

    So boomers, I want you to take note. This world sucking right now, has nothing to do with Millenials, ok? Even your generation knew the world was headed to fascism before we were ever born. This one’s on you. And also most other stuff is on you as well. I mean seriously, you ruined TMNT:Secret of the ooze! The first TMNT movie was awesome! I’m 42, and legitimately thinking of rewatching it just for the character work. It was dark. It was gritty. But kids could still enjoy it. But adults could ALSO enjoy it.

    Then you smooth brained knuckleheads got together and said the turtles can’t use their weapons. The tone needs to be more cartoonish. There were so many restrictions that we didn’t get anywhere near the same level of quality as the first movie. Somehow what we got was Vanilla Ice rapping in a warehouse for 15 minutes? Um…what?

    Yes I’m still mad about that. I told you 34 years ago it was stupid. You told me I’d understand when I’m older. Well, I’m older, and you’re still in the wrong for that one, and I’m still mad. Oh, and don’t even get me started on TMNT 3. What the fuck was THAT shit??? These are YOUR policies. You did this.

    Now a boomer is in the white house, bombing the middle east. I bet when we get a millenial president, it’ll be the most boring president ever, and we can all stop being stressed over what new hell we’ll get to experience when we wake up in the morning.

    Clinton was known for getting a blowjob. Bush was known for 9/11. Obama is known for Obamacare. Trump is going to be known as a pedophile. Biden is going to be known for…uh…history is probably going to forget Biden existed. He didn’t really DO anything. Which was nice, because the previous 4 years had been hell. Then we got Biden, and all was ok. And now we’re back in hell, except now it’s amplified.

    I like boring politics.