Bowser is in most Mario games, and if you take Nintendo’s story at face value, he’s a rapist.

Also, I guess I’m not up to speed on my jake paul lore…when was he a rapist? I didn’t hear about that one.

I don’t rideshare, but yes, there is zero chance I willingly get into a tesla.

It’s basically a symbol of hate at this point. And thats on top of the wildly unsafe design.

Plus it just LOOKS stupid.

I’m not afraid. In order to be locked in a burning tesla,I’d first have to be inside a tesla.

In the 80s we had this little crank. Car didn’t need to be on. Crank wasn’t electric. Crank was kid-powered. Your dad just yelled at you. “HEY!!! ROLL THE WINDOW DOWN BACK THERE!!! YA LITTLE SHIT!!!”

And you knew it was serious, because cars back then didn’t have A.C unless you were rich. So it was 90 degrees and the inside of the car was 110. Because YOU said we should put the reflective cover in the winshield, so it wouldn’t get so hot in the car, but nooooooooo, dad said you’d only be a minute in the store. Then you come back out 45 minutes later. Which as you know, in kid time is several weeks. So now it’s hot in the car. And the seat vynal is burning your legs, because you wore shorts.

And so you ask if you can just open the car doors for a while before you get in, but noooooooo we got places to be.

And so now you’re getting yelled at, to crank both windows down because SOMEONE is being an asshole.

But at least you’re not burning in a vehicle with no way out!

Plot twist…the series is South Park.

Does this have hall sticks?

Well…to be fair…he’s pouring bleach in her eyes. I can understand how the cats eyes are watering.

What I don’t understand is how the cat hasn’t murdered him yet. Nobody should be surprised if a cat murders someone pouring bleach in their eyes.

Nintendo: We won’t make a new game, until there’s new innovation, and new avenues of creativity to explore.

Also Nintendo: It’s Mario Party 15, ya’ll!!!

OHHHHHH!!!

AIRHORNS!!!

If it makes you feel better, they aren’t hostile to you for your conditions. They’re hostile to EVERYBODY. The world is just filled with shitty people, who enjoy making others lives awful. It’s also full of people who are just looking for every easy advantage and scheme the system has to be taken advantage of…even at the expense of others. They aren’t hostile because of ADHD and ASD. They’re hostile because you exist, and therefore maybe can be taken advantage of. And if you can’t be taken advantage of, then you’re of no use to them.

Step 1…don’t have cats.

There is no step 2.

Ok, but…now you gotta show a video of how they react to the roomba.

How has nobody besides me upvoted this???

Do you not? Or is this like the sixth sense sort of thing, where they just kinda hang around for you?

…wait, am I bruce willis?

No…he means the ones just staying at home. Not the ones covid killed.

…hi.

Assuming ASD stands for antisocial disorder, I didn’t realize there was therapy for it. I thought it was essentially just “I don’t like those people, and I don’t like THOSE people either…actually, I don’t like most people. I’m just going to keep to myself.”

Now, maybe I’m wrong, and ASD stands for something else.

Alright. Lets say Zelinskyy and NATO have a closed door discussion, and they decide Ukraine was going to “war” against NATO.

That war? It’s Zelinskyy taking off a white glove, and using it to slap the leader of any NATO country. Just a slap in the face of a white glove, and now all of NATO needs to protect the attacked nation.

So what you’re saying, is instead of Harris, they should have ran OAC…in a bikini.

Why are you holding my birth certificate???