I would jizz so god damned hard if he were being interviewed on CNN or MSNBC or ABC or whatever news, and the interviewer just straight to his face said your post, word for word, straight to his face.

Can I crowdsource funding to make this happen? I want this to happen. I want it televised.

But, then MAGA would judge trump as a beta cuck, who engages in sexual activities but isn’t allowed to get off.

Hey, I don’t make the rules. I barely understand them. These are their rules, but no matter how you slice it, they’ll have to move the goalposts to justify sleeping with a horse.

But those goofballs are the ones who created and maintain Lemmy.

I’m honestly surprised trump hasn’t in secret ordered someone to write “the Weinstein Files”. A set of “government documents” about Harvey Weinstein.

trump voice

“There. I did it. I released the Weinstein files. Everybody asked for them, and I provided in a great way! Now everybody is happy, and we can all stop asking for the Weinstein Files. Horrible things in those files. Lots of sex stuff. Filthy perverts. But it’s all out there now!”

Yeah, but imagine in 2016 claiming that the reason trump bows down to putin is because he has pics of trump sucking clintons dick.

Do you have any idea how crazy that would sound, even yesterday? In 2016 you’d just have your post deleted for spreading false info.

Except, it wouldn’t have been false.

Hmmmm, must not be American.

To be fair, there’s a baby picture of me. I’m no more than 5 days old. I look like I’m already sick of life’s shit.

What can I say? This world has just always been full of bullshit, and I hsve no tolerance.

Like shrinkflation. My last bottle of Dawn said 70oz. The one I bought last week was $0.70 more expensive, and it’s 66oz.

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuucking bullshit!

But I also still consider the Wii a “new” game console

Because it is. It only came out…

does the math

…whoa. When did my hair go grey? When did nazis infiltrate the government???

Jesus christ!!! How long was my nap???

Thats not true at all. My alarm goes off, and I hit snooze, like “Oh, just five more years…”

The way it normally boots is first it shows the dell logo, then a black screen. Then a Z at the bottom of the screen. Then the Z turns into the word Zorin, and then it boots.

The way it doesn’t boot, is the dell logo shows, then the black screen, but it just hangs there forever. The Z never comes. It just stays on the black screen before the Z.

I still get freezes. Then when I try to power off and power back on, it won’t boot. Then a day or two will go by, and it boots.

So, this is just the dollar store version of Brewsters Millions, then?

I hadn’t heard of Hortman’s assasination, and I’m completely confused by that picture. I have no idea who Skibidi is. Is he the nazi that killed Hortman?

What I see time and time again are people saying “I HAVE TO use Windows at work, but I don’t use it at home”.

So, logically that means Windows is losing market share to Mac and Linux, right?

Well, no. What I see over the past 20 years is that people just stopped buying PCs for personal use.

At this point, it really feels like if you’re over 55, you’re in the minority if you own a PC. If you’re younger than 30, you’re in the minority if you own a PC.

And for 30-55 year olds, it’s simple. You grew up with PCs, so you’re used to them. Everyone else just sees it as “that thing we use at work”

So, no. People dropping microsoft from their own personal lives doesn’t mean they switch to linux. It just means they use their cell phone or tablet to browse the web. Because for most people, thats all a pc is anyways. Just a machine to browse the web on.

Buddy, I hate to tell you this…but thats not in human nature.

What I have seen time and time again, is people are herded like sheep. A select few will take advantage of this, and herd the masses to their control.

Been like this for thousands of years.

I think the American conservatives are right religious nuts rather than just right extremist.

Both are true.

The word has lost all meaning to conservatives. It’s like the word “commie” in the 50s. Don’t like your neighbor? Commie! Or today, the conservatives would say “Libtard”. Without any actual care for where the root word of their little insult comes from.

I wouldn’t even call that homophobic to say that even if there hadn’t been evidence. Nobody is saying there’s anything wrong with being on grindr. Well, nobody except the actual conservatives who are on grindr. They really hate their own kind.

Which is strange, because for all the things people hate conservatives for, being gay isn’t really one of them.

I’m on ZorinOS, which I’m told is very similar to Mint.

Why have windows calculator when you can have windows calculator guess what you want to calculate, get it wrong, spy on you, and use that spying to serve you targetted ads all at the same time? #innovation

Ya know, I’m not a linux “supporter” in the traditional sense. I usually find it annoying when people hijack these threads to say they use linux.

But man…even though I don’t have a clue what I’m doing in linux, I’d rather be on linux than windows 11.