Oh god…that word is going to be used for a week now, isn’t it?

And an undeniably, objectively false one at that!

gives you peanut butter and chocolate

That being said, this regeme might still give you death if you happen to be too brown.

lemmy.world is very very large and thus has a very very large number of obnoxious shitheads

Yeah? Yeah, you think so? Obnoxious? Yeah? You sayin’ there’s obnoxious shitheads round these parts? That what you’re sayin’? Just wanna be clear! Well you’re wrong! Lemmy.World isn’t large at all. The whole fediverse combined isn’t very large! Not like my penis! Can’t believe you said Lemmy.World is full of obnoxious shitheads! Why would you think that? Can I have $20? Your mom gave me $20! Heyyyoooo!!!

Me: Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh

Those certainly are some words that I understand seperately, but not together.

Do you even remember the exact set? Depending on rarity, some of them SKYROCKETED in value.

Hey cousin! Remember that $20 lego set you owe me? Yeah. It costs $4,000 now.

Now is this the guy that went on a total psychosis moment and said that criminals and gangbangers aren’t as hardcore as he is? Or is this the guy that rounded up the nations top military generals to call them all fat? I mean, THAT guy wasn’t wrong. No more than a week later did they send meal team six to Chicago. Then recalled them a week later for being too fat.

We live in the dumbest timeline

I’m genuinely shocked that Fox News didn’t bow down on this. And to an extent kinda shocked CNN didn’t either.

Can he be played by Danny DeVito in the movie?

Um…are there different models of dreamcast? I changed mine a decade ago. Just popped out. Popped new one in.

Probably gotta do it again if I were to play dreamcast again.

knocks over your popcorn, and sticks a seabass in your anus

Ha ha! Now it is I who is the one cruising for chaos!!!

throws buckets of glitter EVERYWHERE

We have profiles? How do I do that?

No, it does. My reply is questioning how it’s a joke, and not just an accurate retelling of recent events.

Prime Minister signs up for NordVPN

I hated working for target 20 years ago. They aren’t guests, they’re customers. It’s not a guest experience, it’s shopping. And if I don’t want to smile, fuck off and quit trying to say I should smile more.

And I’m a guy. I hear women get told they should smile more WAY more often than I did when I worked at target. Those people saying that can fuck all the way off onto a cactus dildo.

Dilophosaurus was delicious!

Is…is it what it sounds like? Because the weirder part for me is that there’s a dedicated weekly newsletter about giving frogs handjobs…

Wait, is this why everyone in Portland was protesting ICE dressed as frogs???

What a silly hobby!

Closest thing to that I ever got was buying a hard drive from ebay.

They didn’t format it. Best I can tell it was used by a teenager in texas around 2018. Who either went out with, or stalked a girl in his class. Hard to tell. Tons of pictures labeling her as his girlfriend, no pictures with them together.

I did find about 4 different folders of call of duty pc files though.

“If you blow me up, you’ll crash back to desktop.”

What does that mean?