

This blows my mind!
Well hello there sailor!


This blows my mind!
Well hello there sailor!
You two should kiss!!!


Given how much energy is needed to run AI, and given how much of it Meta is running, I’d say it’s fair to say that Meta wants to sell you stuff while THEY burn the world down


Question 1) Who is…BATMAN???


“Please verify your age”
Please fuck off.


…who has free electricity, and how do I get in on that?


What would you doooOOOOOooooo… for a Klondike bar with an old dell server?


Or ICE agent. Dealers choice.
Please draw William Shakespear having sex with April O’ Neil. But April is wearing a strap-on. And BOOB PHYSICS!!! I HAVE A DEGREE IN BOOB PHYSICS! I WILL KNOW IF IT’S FAKE!
Also, maybe draw a funny hat on his butt.
Ahhhhh.
I see what you did there.
I’ve observed your cleverness.
I am aware of the pun.


Updoot for the upstanding citizen! I wish you could do something with it.


Welcome to the modern day. Everything is stupid, and intentionally designed for you to have a bad time. Then you can pay money to have a better time.


Reminder? This is how I found out at all!


I like funky!


I’d eat a burger called “Hammy McBurger”.
McDonalds! Get on this! Forget your stupid monopoly game!
Just bring back the Arch Deluxe, call it the Hammy McBurger. Market it as “Life is stupid, nothing makes sense. Now eat a Hammy McBurger! Consume!!!”


It’s one banana! How much could it possibly cost? $10?
Wait, that was season 7? The sponge was discontinued in 1994. Seinfeld debuted I think in 1990. That means the sponge episode was 3 years after the discontinuement of the sponge!


Ooooooh, what community was it?
The only one I know (and this is 20 year old info, so it may not even still be accurate), in China it’s 12. And women don’t even have the right to say no to sex.
I thought it was insane. Then years later I learned it’s because China at the time had a 1 child only rule. And every family wanted a boy. So much so that if they had a girl, they’d abandon it in the street, claim there never was a girl, and just abandon her. Then keep going until they got a boy.
So my takeaway is that in China, they really have zero respect for the existence of women.