You mean like…a bidet?

Orrrrrr…maybe it was Lee Harvey Oswald. Notice how Steam goes back, and to the left. Back, and to the left. Baaaaaack…and to the left.

I still remember being 12, and jerking off to scrambled porn channels. It came in juuuuuuust good enough that you could sometimes see body parts.

Then one day it came in a lot clearer, and it turned out to be the home and garden channel.

I’m still not clear how post 1950 governments, especially the united states, never made any effort at all in creating underground cities.

The ONLY reason we haven’t paid for it, is because the USSR wasn’t actually dumb enough to start the nuclear war. Because there were times where we sure were.

But in any event, if you put a city 2 miles underground, you can bomb the fuck out of the surface. It’s just grass.

Obviously you can’t make the whole country underground, but you could make individual cities. Concentrated pockets of people, all safe from all bombs.

Although, if we transitioned 100% to that model in the 1950s, covid in 2020 may have been 10000x worse.

So, you take the good, you take the bad, you put them together, and what do you get? The facts of life. The facts of life.

Your daughter…you’re as smart as her mom…which is you…you’re as smart as you…

Uhhhhh, yeah. I mean I guess that’s true. You ARE as smart as yourself.

The picture was coming from INSIDE THE HOUSE!!!

Oh yeah? Well I live in Cleveland! Here’s some chocolate, because we have the better food! Not to mention the romanburger!

This is something you’d hear a crackhead say on the public transit subway.

Huh…so what you’re saying is that mirrors are actually AI.

THAT MAKES A LOT OF SENSE!!! EVERYBODY COVER YOUR MIRRORS!!!

They are essentially trying to regulate technology they know very little about.

You’re surprised that law makers are trying to regulate things they know nothing about? Oh…oh I have like 2000 years worth of news for you…

Or you could just…ya know…NOT be an ICE agent. Do they realize that’s an option?

“They are putting profits over sanity and safety”

Soooooooo, just like every other business in the history of capitolism?

At my age? Only if I eat enough fiber…

I don’t think you can plug a thumb drive into a pidgeon.

What if I have an android installation that has google, but I watch one of those videos on youtube that says “degoogle your android phone”? Is that enough? Or will I need a full installation that has no google right from the start?

First I’m hearing of this launcher. Definately gonna download the apks.

If it’s just a fork of Android, doesn’t that mean 194 days from now they either need to branch off entirely and write their own code from here on out…

Or…

Never advance the base code?

I’m sure it’s just a typo, but my headcanon now makes MAHA “Make America Homeless Again”.

Well I won’t TRY to pay those prices!

I’ve been here 2 years, and this is the first I’m hearing of this.