Kinda feels like at this point it’s not “if”. It’s “when”.

“Who is your daddy, and what does he do?”

Give it time

Look man…if you’re going to feed and attract the local wildlife ecosystem to your house, the least you can do is set up a series of webcams all over your property.

If Disney is going to stop making new material, and only make live action remakes, then you may as well record live action animals, and do voiceovers!

Disney never made a movie about the outcasts of the animal neighborhood! You can make a movie about possums, and raccoons fueding for territory, and in the end they find some respect for each other as advasaries.

C’mon. Do it! I’d watch that.

Shit, that age was a while ago for me. Now I’m at the age where playing russian roulette feels like everyone would prefer 6 bullets in the chambers.

Ok, I’m going to approach this literally how you asked it. That is to say “shown the most”, not “watched the most”. So if it gets shown, to an audience of 0, it still counts.

I’m also only going to count places showing this commercially. So, not counting retirement homes playing a dvd all day on repeat.

So, with that in mind, I’m not going to say “the simpsons season 4, episode 6”. I would instead just say the simpsons. Movies are counted individually. So the simpsons may have like 800 episodes. But it’s all counted together. Whereas the 45 fast and furious movies are counted not as a series, but individually.

Ok, with that out of the way…

You’d think I love lucy would be a great contender. However theres a few issues with this. Firstly, Lucy had many similarly named shows. I Love Lucy is the main one, but there was also The Lucy Show, The Lucy and Desi Variety Hour. Probably a few others that escape my mind. And each series would be seperate. The OTHER issue, is that Lucy was popular in the 1950s. Meaning the baby boomers were a combination of anywhere between 15 years old, and not born yet. Meaning the population boom that drove television wasn’t yet old enough to drive the industry just yet.

So my thought would be you need a show that the boomers would watch, and could later be put on repeat on channels endlessly. With a large enough list of episodes that they could put on all day every day.

The first thing that pops off in my mind is Cheers. However, Cheers was never appriciated by anyone besides the boomers. You never saw all day marathons of Cheers.

Then I realized Mash was huge with the Boomers, but also big with Gen X. Officially taking place in the Korean War, but really being just a vehicle to drive social commentary for The Vietnam War. But again, they never got all day marathons.

Then I thought Friends fit the bill. Boomers watch friends, Gen X watches Friends, Millenials watch Friends. Even Gen Z watches friends, and they weren’t even born when the show ended. But they still watch it, and love it. TBS still commonly has 8 hour blocks of Friends.

And I thought that was going to be my answer. Until I realized one thing.

The Flintstones has been going since the 1940s I think. In the 90s, Cartoon Network first started up, they used to show all the old 1940s-1960s cartoons. Adult Swim wasn’t a thing yet. The kids who would be asleep, so maybe show the cartoons the adults maybe might like. It didn’t catch on, because boomers would be the target audience, and they’ve never cared about nostolgia.

Then it hit me. Seaseme Street. Here’s a show that gets shown every weekday, several times a day, and has been since the 1960s. It has no target generation besides “kids aged 2-6”. So unlike the Flintstones, it never had periods of being off the air.

So I’d say either The Simpsons, or Seaseme Street. Both shows have massive backlogs of episodes. Both shows get marathon blocks on various channels. Both shows have no target generational audience.

So it’s gotta be one of those. Runner up might be “The Office”. If that show were older, and longer running, it might be in contention with how comedy central, tbs, tnt, and fx all host marathon blocks of it.

What is converser.eu, and can I use it to deliver french fries to my mouth?

Because maybe we wanna learn?

Oh yeah? What’s your favorite curse word, and what’s your favorite display of violent imagery.

Me personally I’m partial to the french killing the wealthy with a guillitine.

Not if an alarm clock goes off inside tbe casket, the casket opens, and he sits up.

What? Would you rather he be dead?

You posted this 2 hours ago. However I read this same post yesterday.

…you a bot?

“I want what’s coming to me”

“Oh yeah? And what’s coming to you?”

“The world, chico! And everything in it.” ~ Adolph Hitler, 1939.

I would watch a sitcom about Luigi, and the series starts off with him being found not guilty. So they lock him in with a guy doing life. Their idea is to release him in 40 days. They think the life sentence guy will kill him. They assumed thats what would happen.

Instead he and his cell mate become lifelong friends, and the style of the show changes from gritty and dramatic, to being shot like an 80s NBC sitcom, with a studio audience.

Except it takes place in a comedy version of a jail. And it starts and ends every episode the same way. They wake up in their cell, and they go to sleep in their cell.

Cue the freezeframe, roll credits, as a studio audience gives forced applause that kind of drags, and you can tell some guy is waving his arms like “CLAP LOUDER!!!” and they’re all just thinking “how long do we have to clap???”

Why are the timers different?

I’m unclear on the concept of a second cousin. I’m also unclear on the how she would be a cousin on both sides.

Wait…was Einstein’s family tree shaped like a telephone pole?

No. They’re saying that 93% + 93% = 186%.

Reeeeeeeeally thought you were going to go in a serious direction as I started reading that.

Kinda like when Mallory Archer was talking about how she doesn’t get what her son sees in Lana.

“I mean really, what does he see in a black…ops field agent???”

Really felt like she was going in a whole different direction.

Oh. Didn’t realize the contracts were just 6 months long. I thought they were more like 10 years or something.

Depends on how long the contract is, and who the administration is when that happens.