“Yeah human. How do YOU like being in the cone??? Now get this thing off me, or I’ll have to show you how humiliating it is to be boop’d!”

I mean…that sounds like a win/win/win honestly. Your wife gets drunk, she’s happy, AND she forgives you instead of fighting?

Deal.

Ok. I’m going to help you out. I’ll take your messy wife, and I’ll also be messy with her. We’ll eat chocolate in bed. We’ll leave trash in the shower. And burp in the car.

And you can take my wife.

Also, I’m not married.

First time?

No one does.

Because humans don’t think the way you do. You think “well if everyone just did the thing I like, then the thing I like would work”.

Meanwhile, each individual person is a highly complex series of thoughts, emotions, and opinions that change with time. And that’s just 1 person. There are BILLIONS of people on this planet. Each one unique. Each one thinking their own set of thoughts.

But the majority just go with whatever has the least resistance. Youtube is established. Youtube is the default content provider. Therefore it doesn’t matter if there’s a better option. This one requires no effort on their part to find content.

Peertube is decentralized. Which means it has no way to ever formulate a plan to gain popularity, or even plan things. You run your own instance, host your own content, and deal with your own issues.

But what if someone else hosts their own instance with offensive content? Can’t shut them down. They host their own content. There is no overseeing board to enforce rules.

And theres no way to make money either. The top youtubers don’t see youtube as a hobby. They see it as a job. Now imagine going to your job, and your boss tells you that they’re switching platforms, and this new platform has no money to pay you. Would you stay?

So you need a coordinated effort, with no plan for profit, on a service that needs to be built up from the ground up, for an audience that doesn’t exist yet.

Forget “why not improve peertube?” the real question is “what motivation would anyone have to do so?”

This was in Pittsburgh, and from what I gather captures the experience of the life of a Jewish teenager in the twenties and thirties pretty well.

Yeah, location is key to that sentence. Jews in the 1930s in Germany had a very…different experience.

…have you been to peertube?

When you were in high school, did your teachers mistake your homework submission for the phone book purely based on number of pages?

I know the bottom one is puff daddy, and he’s in jail now. Who’s the blonde?

I thought the sun was the source of life.

…out of all the things that link COULD have been, how is it THAT??? I mean, you would have had to see that at some point before this moment. How did THAT happen??? And then how did your brain see this thread, and you think “OOH!!! I KNOW JUST THE THING!!!”

You win the internet for today.

Hey! Whoa! That’s not fair to say at all, and completely untrue!

…the government also now murders innocent people in the streets!

Oh no! Bing got to this guy too!

It wouldn’t even need to be all that good. It’s being exchanged by a minimum wage teenage employee, whom I PROMISE YOU does not give a shit.

I’ve seen people spend that hollywood prop money at mcdonalds. The kind that says “this is not valid currency” printed in decent size text.

So the counterfit doesn’t need to be exact.

ICE is actually pronounced “shitfuck”

find some nostalgic smell to bring you back to a moment in your past.

He’s gonna bring you back to the past.

To smell all the things that smell like shitty ass.

He’d rather smell, a rotten buffalo, taking a diarrea dump in his nose!

He’d rather smell the rotten asshole, of a roadkill skunk and down it with beer!

Wait wait wait, when I hear that it’s cold outside, I think of tossed salad and scrambled eggs! Not Spagetti!

I see this more like the dog is looking at you like “really? Did you forget to build the rest of the fence? What is this, human? I don’t understand!”