Yep! I got a nice one. It’s 10+ years old now, but I got a new bulb in the box, waiting for my current bulb (which IS dying) to finally go.

Love it. It even does 3D and came with 2 pairs of glasses.

cries

They get born with I think 8 (gotta give my memory some slack. I’m old, and it was 20+ years ago). Then 6 die, leaving you with 2. Then they fight, and mate, and 1 dies.

But the last one should stay alive, and evolve.

No! That’s futuristic tech!

I bought lifetime subscription 10+ years ago. It still updates the guide, but they stopped selling hardware.

Which is a shame. I like Tivo.

They don’t control my tivo recordings.

Which is why everyone should oppose ATSC 3.0.

With ATSC 3.0, TV stations can literally insert ads overlayed on screen at any point.

They can use your tv’s smart functions to literally track your behavior.

They can refuse to allow you to record tv stations entirely, or just kndividual shows.

They can delete shows without your consent. They can block you from watching shows. They can make OTA tv programing pay per view.

I’m not saying they ARE doing this, or are planning it, but they CAN. And if capitalism has taught me anything it’s “fuck you, pay us, and then pay us again, and fuck you again”.

See…humans are stupid. We could all be living in lush rich forests, having sex in bright sunny fields, with no cares in the world.

Instead, we all have jobs, and make ourselves slaves to them. We hand over control of all aspects of our lives to corporations.

Instead of utopia, we live in a parking lot jungle. Where the profits for paid parking are more important than affordable housing, and rent control.

And it all rolls downhill. Even television is trying its hand at enshitification. Don’t buy a smart tv. Don’t buy ATSC 3.0 anything. Tell these fuckers to fuck off!

Can confirm.

…is this like how the BIG MAC is actually an accurate representation of inflation? Is the NBA draft an accurate representation of decades?

There’s way more DIY going on in the 2020s I feel.

Yeah, because nobody can afford to have quality craftsmanship these last 3 decades. So now people are like “FINE! I’LL DO IT MYSELF!”

The 20s this century suck!

This explains so much! So THAT’S why I masturbate! I was addicted as a teenager, and I guess I’m going to be addicted for life.

I mean…it worked in WWII.

See, there was this guy named Hitler, who wanted to take over the world, and kill the Jews.

Then two jewish teens from Cleveland created Superman.

So Superman goes off, fights the nazis, and was on his way to Hitler’s house, to give him a lecture about why killing is bad, but Hitler heard Superman was coming. So he killed himself before Superman got there.

True story.

What if I have no arms or legs?

No no no. First you do the walk like an egyptian dance. Then flash your hazzards. Then play peekaboo.

Mantis starts beating off with a purple dildo

Me: “…the fuck is he doing?”

Instructions unclear. Ended up doing the wave (like you see at baseball stadiums) alone in a car.

Uhhhhh, that just means you’re a terrible businessman, who ran a long standing major chain into the ground.

American here. Why is Churchill burning in hell? He lead your country through WWII and D-Day.

…wait. Are you a nazi supporter?

When has Batman ever left his own symbol? It’s used by others to summon him.

TBH, cheese sandwich is delicious. Never tried with onion tho