Hold on, wait, whoa, really? The great and respectable Tesla has to exit the consumer space? What? No! Surely big brain genuis can find a solution! They can’t? Wow. I am sure each and every one of you will have wet sloppy pillows tonight, from all the crying! I am shocked! Shocked I say!!!

…actually, not that shocked.

Nah. Nobody has been going there since Sept 11 2001.

Nobody seems to visit those towers anymore…

Shit post with cows. They’re furry, and cute, and empathetic. Just go up to one and say MOOOOOOO and he’ll look at you like “I’m sorry, I think something got lost in translation…”

Thats my one complaint about Lemmy. It only gives content for like 3-4 hours. How am I supposed to take a shit for 7 hours at work, with such little content and comments???

I feel like I read every comment on this site. I’m wrong, obviously, but thats how it feels.

I love when people comment. You should comment 400x more everyday. Everyone should! Tell us everything! What’s your life story? How was your childhood? Did you have a bully? Did you punch them in the nose? Did you win the science fair? Did you play football? How were your college years? Did you drink 3 bottles of Bacardi 151, and wake up in Michigan in a hotel room filled with 7 lemurs, in a room paid for by Rick Morranis with zero explaination of how you even got to Michigan?

FEED THE MACHINE!!! ATTENTION SPANS DWINDLE!!! ADHD IS REAL!!! OOOOHHHH!!! I SEE A PUPPY OUTSIDE!!!

runs outside to play with a puppy before you can respond

American here. Please don’t visit.

I say that out of love and care for you, not hate. It’s bad here. We’re a dumpster fire.

See, here’s the big open secret. All these politicians, who make all these rules? They don’t have a clue what they’re talking about. They think a kernel is something that gets stuck in your teeth whrn you eat corn.

Simple solution. From now on Linux distros should ship with a big message “NOT FOR USE IN CALIFORNIA”.

You want to force age verification? No server in all of California will run. Period.

“I think he called you a trains gender. Are you related to Thomas the Train?”

…you want us to get together and moan with each other? Buddy! I didn’t know this was that kind of app!

I’m Mr Bulldop!

Kinda feels like at this point it’s not “if”. It’s “when”.

“Who is your daddy, and what does he do?”

Give it time

Look man…if you’re going to feed and attract the local wildlife ecosystem to your house, the least you can do is set up a series of webcams all over your property.

If Disney is going to stop making new material, and only make live action remakes, then you may as well record live action animals, and do voiceovers!

Disney never made a movie about the outcasts of the animal neighborhood! You can make a movie about possums, and raccoons fueding for territory, and in the end they find some respect for each other as advasaries.

C’mon. Do it! I’d watch that.

Shit, that age was a while ago for me. Now I’m at the age where playing russian roulette feels like everyone would prefer 6 bullets in the chambers.

Ok, I’m going to approach this literally how you asked it. That is to say “shown the most”, not “watched the most”. So if it gets shown, to an audience of 0, it still counts.

I’m also only going to count places showing this commercially. So, not counting retirement homes playing a dvd all day on repeat.

So, with that in mind, I’m not going to say “the simpsons season 4, episode 6”. I would instead just say the simpsons. Movies are counted individually. So the simpsons may have like 800 episodes. But it’s all counted together. Whereas the 45 fast and furious movies are counted not as a series, but individually.

Ok, with that out of the way…

You’d think I love lucy would be a great contender. However theres a few issues with this. Firstly, Lucy had many similarly named shows. I Love Lucy is the main one, but there was also The Lucy Show, The Lucy and Desi Variety Hour. Probably a few others that escape my mind. And each series would be seperate. The OTHER issue, is that Lucy was popular in the 1950s. Meaning the baby boomers were a combination of anywhere between 15 years old, and not born yet. Meaning the population boom that drove television wasn’t yet old enough to drive the industry just yet.

So my thought would be you need a show that the boomers would watch, and could later be put on repeat on channels endlessly. With a large enough list of episodes that they could put on all day every day.

The first thing that pops off in my mind is Cheers. However, Cheers was never appriciated by anyone besides the boomers. You never saw all day marathons of Cheers.

Then I realized Mash was huge with the Boomers, but also big with Gen X. Officially taking place in the Korean War, but really being just a vehicle to drive social commentary for The Vietnam War. But again, they never got all day marathons.

Then I thought Friends fit the bill. Boomers watch friends, Gen X watches Friends, Millenials watch Friends. Even Gen Z watches friends, and they weren’t even born when the show ended. But they still watch it, and love it. TBS still commonly has 8 hour blocks of Friends.

And I thought that was going to be my answer. Until I realized one thing.

The Flintstones has been going since the 1940s I think. In the 90s, Cartoon Network first started up, they used to show all the old 1940s-1960s cartoons. Adult Swim wasn’t a thing yet. The kids who would be asleep, so maybe show the cartoons the adults maybe might like. It didn’t catch on, because boomers would be the target audience, and they’ve never cared about nostolgia.

Then it hit me. Seaseme Street. Here’s a show that gets shown every weekday, several times a day, and has been since the 1960s. It has no target generation besides “kids aged 2-6”. So unlike the Flintstones, it never had periods of being off the air.

So I’d say either The Simpsons, or Seaseme Street. Both shows have massive backlogs of episodes. Both shows get marathon blocks on various channels. Both shows have no target generational audience.

So it’s gotta be one of those. Runner up might be “The Office”. If that show were older, and longer running, it might be in contention with how comedy central, tbs, tnt, and fx all host marathon blocks of it.

What is converser.eu, and can I use it to deliver french fries to my mouth?

Because maybe we wanna learn?

Oh yeah? What’s your favorite curse word, and what’s your favorite display of violent imagery.

Me personally I’m partial to the french killing the wealthy with a guillitine.

Not if an alarm clock goes off inside tbe casket, the casket opens, and he sits up.