That’s what YOU think! I eat MY cereal using my fists! Straight from the box! I go in dry!

I always used this:

“I fucked your mom last night!”

“Ew. You need to get yourself tested…”

Agree on 1998, disagree on second best.

1995 was second best.

I don’t want to sound like I support ANYTHING about Windows 11, because I don’t.

That being said, take your clothes off, I’ll tie you to this torture rack I keep in my basement, and I’ll get you to reevaluate what fear really means.

Hey, are you ticklish?

I’m partial to 1998. That’s my favorite one.

I mean, have you SEEN Spiderman 3? You’re not wrong!

This is why he hates your propriatary blend of internet…

Hey! Whoa! That’s not fair! Like 65% of us CAN read above a 6th grade level.

And in person it’s easy to tell who the idiots are. They wear red hats with white text.

Wait…which are you?

Oh, I can think of a few reasons.

You know it’s bad when even I switch to linux. I don’t understand linux. I literally back up my entire hard drive everytime I attempt to do ANYTHING. Because I WILL screw up my whole system to the point it won’t boot. I’ve done it many times over the coarse of the past year.

Then I gotta spend a whole day waiting for things to restore from backup. And then whatever I WAD trying to do, still isn’t done.

That has been my experience using linux this past year.

But Windows 11? No.

…really hoping this comment is dripping with sarcasm.

Lawmakers Want to Ban VPNs—And They Have No Idea What They’re Doing

Law where??? I still see junker cars from the 60s driving around here where I live.

Well hey there, pretty lady! Fancy meeting you here…

Scales on a pale.

Wow. Really worked for that one.

Of all the states, I wasn’t expecting Washington.

Alabama? Sure.

Mississippi? I can see that.

Georgia? Yeah, ok.

Washington? Of all the states, WASHINGTON??? Oh god damn…

Mama said, mama said!

C’mon man. That would have been sufficient in 2015. We’ve moved on to so much bigger things since then.

We also would have accepted “Racist in the tulips”.