What is a whipped cream charger?
What is a whipped cream charger?
No…it looks like a pile of sauce.
Why couldn’t it have been Earth???
I always thought you were a member of Star Wolf!


Most Bond villains are just eccentric billionaires using Sci-Fi technologies to become trillionaires through commodity speculation.
You just described Elon Musk.


Are you saying you get smarter as you drink? Or that you need a drink to forget your embarassment?


Ok, NOW the shower thought makes a lot more sense.


Kids crush them into powder, and snort it like coke.
At least we did in the 80s…


Because if you show the original video, thats copyright infringement, and pirating of content.
Show the “reaction”, and it falls within fair use. Even if the reactor doesn’t DO anything.


Nope. I lived with a girl, and we got cats. Lived with her for the next 4 years with those cats.
We fell apart as a couple. I assumed she was going to take the cats. I wasn’t stopping her. But she wanted nothing to do with the cats.
Which, truth be told, was the outcome I wanted anyways. The cats always loved me more than her.
But for the next 10 years, anytime they’d be sleeping, and I’d pet them, they always snapped their heads up to see who it is.
It’s me. It’s always me.
I can get why they’d have that reaction for the first year. Still in the habbit of multiple people living with them.
But they ALWAYS checked, everytime, until the day they died. They were happy to see me, everytime, but they still checked.


https://www.ebay.com/itm/256273647337
Found one. Took me 10 seconds. Super expensive though.


I mean…kind of? It was created because the creators of Married with Children were told some of their ideas were not ok to put on Fox. So they sold the WB on the idea of making a new show for their network that was exactly like Married with Children, using all the ideas that Fox told them they couldn’t use. In essence, the “real” version of the show they wanted to make.
It would be like if Futurama had just been called “Life in Hell”, and instead of a futuristic setting, it was exactly like the Life in Hell comics he made 40 years ago, now in animated form, and people thinking Life in Hell art style is ripping off The Simpsons.


Yeeeeaaaaah. Kids today are just too busy with their skibidi toilet, and their school shooting drills. We didn’t have either of those things when I was a kid. You know what we had??? Jurassic Park! And Jurassic Park is awesome!


Remember when Toys R Us had a giant stack of these, being sold for like $5 each? I think Dreamcast was either already out, or just around the corner. And I said “That game looks cool. Too bad I’ll never get to play it…”


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Yep. That tracks.
It’s still Dec 31st.
Edit: Greetings all timezones east of here! It is now Jan 1st, and it is YOU who is behind!
GREETINGS FROM THE FUTURE!!! IT TASTES LIKE CHOCOLATE!!! but that might be because it’s cold as balls outside, so I’m having a salted caramel hot chocolate with marshmellows.
What? Yes I’m 42, but it’s fucking delicious!