Please stop being right.

Mark Hamil will always be THE definitive Joker.

I don’t know who voiced that version, but he’s my second favorite

Right??? And here’s the thing, people out of the loop who don’t read comics might think “Robin” is one character. It’s actually more like a title. There have been 4 different Robin’s. The one most people know is Dick Greyson, who grows up to be nightwing.

Now if it just happened once, fine. Maybe Dick Greyson showed some amazing promise as a crime fighter. And that idea would even be proven further by the fact that he grows up into an adult who still fights crime.

Sure.

But then why did Batman get 3 more Robins??? When they get too old to be Robin, he finds ANOTHER. And ANOTHER! AND THEN HE MAKES HIS OWN SON ROBIN!!!

Plus he works with the police, so he’s never held accountable??? No no no no no no. Nothing about this adds up as Batman being the good guy. It doesn’t even add up to him being A good guy.

I saw the OTHER post first, but it had 0 commrnts. This post was 3 down the list.

Did you seriously buy a samsung tablet just so your cat could rest in the box?

And is that a tube of unused wrapping paper in the fire???

Well, MedicPig Baby Saver, you lead a strange life that I don’t understand conceptually. But your cat is warm and happy, and that’s all that matters.

He got stabbed 22 times. Two years ago!

Two questions…

1. How is it I’m first hearing about this from a cartoon raccoon of all places.

2. HOW THE FUCK DID HE SURVIVE GETTING STABBED 22 TIMES???

Florida.

Just…ALL of Florida.

Take the /s away, and you have summerized all of Florida.

“WOOOOOOO!!! I AIN’T GOTTA GO TO SCHOOL NO MOE! GONNA SMOKE WEED EVERYDAY!”

Half the audience nods. The other half shakes their head in disapproval.

Bukkake cum latte.

Really? Are you excluding places like staples, and office depot? And walgreens?

I see walgreens sell 16gb microsd cards for $70.

You can get them small. You just gotta agree to get ripped off.

Found Mick Foley!

We need to find a better way for a LOT of shit.

Like, have you SEEN the world? Shit’s fucked!

This is like a riddle.

Landmine?

Sniper?

Car bomb?

Vietnam pitt trap?

I think he’s saying he’s a murderer.

Or maybe Obi Wan is a murderer.

Hard to say.

Only if I have a mirror.

With Yoshi coins?

…I still don’t get it.

Are you saying philosophy professors DON’T have questionable fashion choices???

Yeah, ok. Guess you’re fine with tweed elbow patches on suits.

I mean…I’m still impressed. I’m 42 and never had a threesome.