I think he’s saying the pope is debt…maybe…I don’t know.

Take me back. I don’t like it in the future…

My first instinct is to make a crude joke about your wife.

But that’s actually really sweet!

Sounds like you need a new wife. And if your new wife doesn’t find it funny, you could always just tickle her until she laughs at it!

If you were a cop, you’d be a racist piece of shit who covers for other cops after they shoot people.

How much spanking do you need that it requires THREE mistresses???

That’s what YOU think! I eat MY cereal using my fists! Straight from the box! I go in dry!

I always used this:

“I fucked your mom last night!”

“Ew. You need to get yourself tested…”

Agree on 1998, disagree on second best.

1995 was second best.

I don’t want to sound like I support ANYTHING about Windows 11, because I don’t.

That being said, take your clothes off, I’ll tie you to this torture rack I keep in my basement, and I’ll get you to reevaluate what fear really means.

Hey, are you ticklish?

I’m partial to 1998. That’s my favorite one.

I mean, have you SEEN Spiderman 3? You’re not wrong!

This is why he hates your propriatary blend of internet…

Hey! Whoa! That’s not fair! Like 65% of us CAN read above a 6th grade level.

And in person it’s easy to tell who the idiots are. They wear red hats with white text.

Wait…which are you?

Oh, I can think of a few reasons.

You know it’s bad when even I switch to linux. I don’t understand linux. I literally back up my entire hard drive everytime I attempt to do ANYTHING. Because I WILL screw up my whole system to the point it won’t boot. I’ve done it many times over the coarse of the past year.

Then I gotta spend a whole day waiting for things to restore from backup. And then whatever I WAD trying to do, still isn’t done.

That has been my experience using linux this past year.

But Windows 11? No.

…really hoping this comment is dripping with sarcasm.

Lawmakers Want to Ban VPNs—And They Have No Idea What They’re Doing

Law where??? I still see junker cars from the 60s driving around here where I live.

Well hey there, pretty lady! Fancy meeting you here…