Lego the movie
They said objectively terrible
Moonfall. Terrible ratings, etc, but I own that shit on Bluray cause I love it so much.
Birdemic.
It’s on almost every list of “worst movies of all time”, deservedly.
But the enthusiasm of the people making it really shines through, even though they had zero budget or talent.Specifically the Rifftrax version.
Turks fruit with Rutger Hauer en Monique van der Ven.
While I didn’t love this movie, I don’t think it was terrible either lol. He’s a very charismatic actor and elevates any film he stars in, not just the ones where he is typecast as a villain.
I think it was poorly directed - it wasn’t the actors fault! The director was Paul Verhoeven, admittedly he had some successes in the USA after that (robocop was fun) but he created another badly directed movie with Black Book, which was again a pity, as Carice van Houten is a great actress.
AeonFlux is pretty bad, I watch it every few years. Never saw the show.
There is a movie called Club Paradise. Mid-80’s comedy starring Robin Williams and Jimmy Cliff, Twiggy, a bunch of 80’s comedy regulars, Peter O’Toole is in it. The plot of the film is local honest people vs corrupt government and business, but minute to minute it’s mostly a spring break shenanigans movie starring a bunch of adults? Like, Rick Moranis and Eugene Levy play a pair of potheads named Barry and Barry who repeatedly fail to score weed and chicks.
It has mostly negative reviews, but I’m fond of it. It DOES NOT work as a cinema film, I cannot imagine going to a theater, sitting reverently and quietly as it boomed down at me, but it works on TV as “let’s put a tape in while we’re getting ready for Family Saturday Afternoon Hobby Outing/waiting for Family Saturday Afternoon Hobby Venue to open.”
mine is Pluto Nash. I offer no real defense for the movie, it’s a hot mess, but I’ve always enjoyed it for some reason.
Lethal Weapon #4
The plot is “have seen it before, many times”.
The stunts are “have seen it before, and after, many times”.
But I just love their jokes.
Lethal Weapon 4 is a masterpiece compared to the dumpster fire Lethal Weapon 5 quickly turned into. So much unnecessary full frontal nudity and I’m pretty sure the guy playing Roger Murtaugh was wearing blackface.
Lethal Weapon 5 hasn’t been made yet.
What was it that you saw…?
Edit: wait those guys look familiar
Edit2: Goddamn it
I’ve been told Madame Web is objectively bad. I like it. I like the atmosphere of it. I like the main character despite reports that the actress gave an intentionally bad performance. I like the Britney Spears song playing in the diner scene. I like the story of her suddenly having to look after three teenagers. I know there are plot holes but I don’t care. I like the comedy, that may or may not have been intentional. I find the part where she “kidnaps” the girls funny. I like that Peter Parker is born in it, but I don’t get why they don’t say his name. Yeah, overall I like this movie but nobody else seems to.
Hudson Hawk, Bruce Willis’ longtime passion project where he and Danny Aiello play singing cat burglars.
I genuinely love it despite it not being very good at all. Saw it in the theater knowing nothing at all about it.
Bunny! Ball ball!
God that movie is awful. I love it.
Tremors
What’s objectively terrible about Tremors?
The TV series and movies beyond the third one are objectively terrible. But the first two are solid films and the third one is good for a laugh.
maybe they meant one of the many completely unnecessary sequels?
I don’t love any movie I consider terrible, but I do enjoy some parts of movies I consider terrible.
I have a love hate relationship with Michael Bay Transformers. Love the character designs, the flashy action scenes, but I absolutely abhor the plot (yeah if you can call it a plot).
Same. I don’t mind the transformers themselves, well most of them that weren’t based off of stereotypes anyways. The explosions were a bit much, to the point of comedy. I think there was like a scene where Optimus was running across a city and there was nothing that made anything exploded, it was just that things exploded around him anyways. It was unintentionally funny.
All and any of the human interaction and scenes, they can just go to hell. Nobody cared for them and nobody cared about Sam and his struggles.
Related rant: it doesn’t have to be perfect to be unironically enjoyable. 15 years of cynical YouTube reviewers have conditioned us to think otherwise.
Not a movie, but I’ve learned to love amateur sci fi stories because I love seeing someone’s raw imagination unfiltered by editors and focus groups, even if I have to slog through some bad prose. Sure it’s a different kind of enjoyment than I get out of more polished fare, but it is genuine appreciation.
Hackers, Waterworld, The Postman
The postman was good. Sure it’s a generic post-apocalyptic romp with a positive message. But I liked it.
Them: “Waterworld is crap, it’s just Mad Max on water”
Me: “that sounds awesome”
I honestly have no idea how WaterWorld was not a huge hit, I loved that movie … I’m also very afraid to re-watch it since I haven’t seen it in quite a while.
It was a pretty big hit at the time but the production costs got so out of control I don’t think it made it’s money back. I’m sure in the long run it’s done ok.
Waterworld
Dennis Hopper was just crushing it back in the day.
Hack the planet! God that movie is such an amazing time capsule.
“Twelve megabytes of RAM, 500 megabyte hard drive. Built-in spreadsheet capabilities and a modem that transmits at over 28,000 BPS.”
I just watched Blade for the first time. The computer model of the ascension chamber felt a lot like the visualization of the Gibson mainframe operated by that magician/skateboarder duo
I have it on Blu-ray and I love it.
Super Mario Bros (1993)
This is mine too!
It’s absolutely INSANE, nothing like the games and somehow it still works in a weird way for me - and somehow still manages to show more love/respect to the source material than some other adaptations I’ve seen (even while being nothing like the source material)!
For anyone that hasn’t looked into the behind the scenes of this movie, you NEED to!
The crew openly wore custom made shirts shitting on the directors, the actors were drunk most of the time, Leguizamo had his leg broken on set! … Haskins was stabbed FOUR times, electrocuted, drowned AND had his finger broken [anytime you see him holding something over his hand, it’s likely because he was hiding the cast]! Mario Mario had a lot of reasons to be so grumpy!
Hey, what can I say? The mushroom kingdom is a dangerous place.
Dennis hopper was just crushing it back in the day.
This is mine too. It’s a cute, fun movie. Yes completely over-the-top stupid, but that’s part of the enjoyment. I think a reason I liked it when everyone else seemed to hate it was that I didn’t have a Nintendo as a kid, so I wasn’t saddled with an expectation of what Mario should be.
Came here to say this. It’s a great movie, even if it’s ridiculous.
