In moose culture that’s considered a dick move.

Never interrupt your enemy while they’re making a mistake.

The horn and a middle finger are already well entrenched as communication tools.

The quality is quite poor, but I’m reasonably sure that being able to talk to at people sounds worse.

Having said that, the idea of CB radio is cool.

I don’t open my trap unless I am positive I know the answer.

This is is a remarkably valuable skill, and remarkably rare.

I’ll stay quiet even in that case if it looks like the answer’s close to the surface of the conversation anyway.

The app is just that Family Guy colour chart.

BSG (2004)

Farscape

To you the day Raul Julia starred in Street Fighter was the most important day of your life, to me it was a Tuesday.

Maybe in the kidneys, maybe even in the colon.

Likewise.

Gravity Falls is pretty good on that front too.

Dear Gods, every day I wake up to find yet more (I don’t know what, coalesced stupidity?) from the US, each day lowering the bar.

Can you please pull yourselves together, if not for the rest of the world, for yourselves?

Thank you for using the same number of significant digits.

Wikipedia.

Though I could do without the endless donation blockups.

Inside Out is actually an excellent depiction of depression, where regular emotions are absent or suppressed.

Anti depressants can reduce the severity of the depressive influence and provide space to address the underlying stressors.

Patrick Stewart’s, followed closely by Stephen Fry’s

It’s Xitter, pronounced as “sh”.

Siri, define trolling.

Like, what are you hoping to achieve? All you did was make yourself look like an unreasonable, childish asshole. Like, if that’s what you wanted, congrats, you did it.

Your mother.

I know you are, i said you are, but what am I?

Yep. It’s definitely a you problem.