one bitch ass duck
This duck has a name. The name is never used. The duck is referred to as “that motherfucker”.
I have interacted with this creature across several planes of existence.


There was a server hiccup for about a day or so once in the last 2 years, but I’ve had no other issues.
I’m torn between wanting to tell people, and trying to keep it to myself to hold off the enshitification for as long as possible.


I’d buy that for a dollar!
e machines did this back in the 90’s/00’s to predictably failed results.
Everything old is new again…
one wonders how this kind of people can walk and talk at the same time
They can’t. These are the people who have a family reunion in the middle of aisle 6 in the grocery store because the haven’t seen little Breighlynne since she was this big! We need to get together sometime so all the–
You need to get the hell away from the tortilla chips before I justifiably crash out!


The best thing about ski jumping is a Japanese video from the early Internet days where they rolled different tires down a jump to see which one went the furthest. Looked like it was recorded on VHS and digitized by a TI-83 to post online, but it’s awesome. Gotta go search for it again!


I linuxed a $50 Chromebook & I use it to do sketchy shit that I don’t want to try on my main rig. “Hey, I found a flashdrive at the park! Let’s plug it into the ChromeBurner”!
Menthol is just cool spicy


Hades 2 should be right around there as well
I’ll be up soon, just 5… more… weeks…
Then it will just be distros shitting on each other…
End Linux Racism!
Excite was my go-to in the early Internet days…


Mass Hysteria!
The study I read said that only about 37% of scientists are petty know-it-alls, 60% are waiting for funding, 2% are waiting on peer review, and 1% are actively doing research.
They then said there was a 82% margin of error and a bunch of overlap in the groups, so you probably shouldn’t cite their research even though they published it.