Gen X is left out of the conversation, and doesn’t care.

Happy Tree Friends

Even the word roundabout is too complicated… My GPS refers to them as “traffic circles”.

Thank you! You know what you need to do to make things work, and you’re not one of the people who think “North” = “The direction I’m facing”

Reading a map.

GPS is great & all, but I know people that if you put a paper map in front of them they’re still lost because they can’t correlate the map with reality.

Just a general timeline for technology to become ubiquitous. Starts small, for the rich or “for nerds”; begins to take over, now seen as “normal”; eventually you’re the weird one for not having it.

Microwave ovens & the Internet are the two I can think of in my lifetime, I’d say an average of about 20 years for the cycle to complete, so about a generation.

Their other sister?

It’ll take at least a generation for Gattaca to be in full swing

That doesn’t look like GORILLAS.BAS

I love orange creamsicles, but didn’t like the Coke… I think it was the cream flavor that was weird; I get lemon or lime flavor from the freestyle machines pretty often, so the citrus flavor is good.

My neutral evil on a small partial loaf is basically rolling it until all the excess is tucked.

Bang.

They have Cherry Vanilla Coke now, and it is glorious.

If there’s not a child crying by the end, did you really even drive the bumper cars?

This is the only situation I would support some backwoods jackass converting something to diesel and “rolling coal” in it.

I know it will never happen, but I would find in genuinely hilarious.

The Council of Ricks is now suing you for copyright infringement.

The Purge begins in 3… 2… 1…

There are 2 types of pug owners:

• My precious baby is perfect and can do no wrong.

• You’re lucky I love you you ugly little shit.

Ibuprofen and an energy drink.

Gets college degree, remains an unemployed leech.