I’m on 3rd shift & get paid an hour of OT in the fall for working daylight savings. In the spring if you work it you get paid an hour of straight time since you worked a full shift.

I only know these exist from the guy who was posting YouTube shorts trying to catch them all…

Coughing x2 cracked me up the most.

Enjoying their vacation with Hawaii, Cuba, the Philippines, Madagascar, Italy, and a bunch of others…

Money is no issue?

Mars.

Someone thought: “People keep playing video games where they do chores, what’s the next step…?”

You can go the gender neutral route & just say “oral”

Core memory for a whole generation

I think the price depends on which market they are going for. The Switch converts who want to dock a deck to their TV, or the Xbox Elite, high end precision “best of the best” hardware crowd.

🎶

Its the Cola!

Cola-Cloaca!

Donald Trump says it’s hot like Ivanka!

Cherry, Lime, Passion, there’s no need to ration

At the Cooooo-Laaaaa…

Drink what you love!

🎶

Life is a mix of a blinding bright white and an empty void of black at the same time.

If you would like to see this color, it’s what appears before you when the hydraulic cylinders give out & the hood of the car slams into the back of your head while you’re trying to get to that one bolt at the bottom of the alternator…

They’re just jealous of your balance!

Did I do that?

Sigh…

…unzips

Roughly 1,600 TikTok posts were tagged #AnalogLife

If you’re posting on tiktok about how unplugged you are, you’re doing it wrong

Woosh.

I think you mean Thots™

I’ll do it for half of your offer. $250 Billion is plenty for me to pull off a robot army.