I think I would be so baffled by the horse talking that I wouldn’t even notice the knife

F/18/Cali

Get out while you still can!

We called it The Slobb

Because they are only attracted to little girls. If they say “Woman” that proves she’s an adult and therefore not attractive.

Butterflies come to mind.

Caterpillars are plain & become beautiful as butterflies or full peacocks that turn into drab AF adults.

If someone gave me a few billion dollars, I might consider become Republican… It’s either that or Batman… But I like guns, so Batman’s out… Oh!Red Hood! I’ll become Red Hood.

That’s the guy that used to host TRL on MTV

Sounds like he had a rich guy that wanted material to blackmail him with

The problem is the horse is still kicking, and the boxer said they were only going to punch you once…

GTAVI.6.GrandTheftAutoSix.Full.Game.leak.iso

“We don’t want to pay someone who is better than we are because they want a lot of money.”

Given that Genies are known to fuck you over, Kanye West.

The Xbox 360 will be old enough to drink in a couple months.

You’d make more money with a christmussy story

That’s exactly what it is!

You’re a mosquito that gets into a house and you have to suck as much blood as you can from the family as you can without getting squished.

You fly around, waiting for the right moment to land and start sucking blood, being careful not to be seen. Each level has a certain amount of blood to collect before you can move on, and the family gets increasingly more vigilant about killing you as they talk to each other about getting bit.

Mister Mosquito

I recently started playing Pokemon Unbound; my starter just evolved for the first time, and I’m having a blast. I nearly choked laughing when I finally understood what was going on in the first gym, can’t believe I didn’t get it immediately.

Glitch, make another reference so they know they’re among friends.

WARNING: INCOMING GAME