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no banana@piefed.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 21 hours ago

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Lemmy: Beans

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no banana@piefed.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 21 hours ago
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    Geocities/MySpace:

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    Surely if it’s full of missing women’s driving licenses it’s not a sock drawer, it’s a missing women’s driving licenses drawer. Is the sort of reply I’d post if it were reddit.

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      “Surely they’re not missing, you’ve found them”.

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    YTA for revealing his cross dressing spy identify!

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    Youtube: The REAL reason I have a boyfriend and YOU DON’T (MUST WATCH)

    • no banana@piefed.worldOP
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      Wikipedia: A boyfriend is a man who is a friend or acquaintance to the speaker, often specifying a regular male companion with whom a person is platonically, romantically or sexually involved.

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        [Citation needed]

  • Rooty@lemmy.world
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    4chan copypastas have more credibility than the average AITA post.

  • mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca
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    fake. this implies that the poster took the time to figure out that the licenses belonged to missing women. everybody knows that AITA posters can’t do an ounce of work by themselves

    • Pudutr0n@lemmy.world
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      Hey reddit AITA for coming you with serious relationship concerns instead of using my brain for 30 seconds?

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    Mastodon: My boyfriend is on his period, and needs distracting, anyone know a good show i can put on my Jellyfin media server?

    BlueSky: I did once have a girlfriend, but we seperated amicably.

    • Prime Root@lemmy.zip
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      Accurate LOL

    • InFerNo@lemmy.ml
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      The Fast Show

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    Also reddit:

    My gf didn’t close the tooth paste in the bathroom.

    Reddit: Red flag, LEAVE HER

    • FunkyCheese@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Could be worse… Could be wafflestomping

  • Samsy@lemmy.ml
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    Stack overflow: I removed all ads via adblock from the network, now my girlfriend got mad because her google ads are missing.

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      That was me. Added PiHole at router level, broke her workflow (she works in advertisement).

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        Nothing to ad, I’m just here to dogpile on marketing majors

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          Nothing to ad

        • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world
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          Got Milk?

          • kautau@lemmy.world
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            I’ve got nipples, Greg.

          • ebolapie@lemmy.world
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            I love dairy on its own merits, they didn’t need to install the DFA MKULTRA trigger word in me

          • Atropos@lemmy.world
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            No, but I’m hungry for apples.

            • FudgyMcTubbs@lemmy.world
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              My man!

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                You don’t know me

      • Ricky Rigatoni@retrolemmy.com
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        You can’t fix her, bro.

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          She doesn’t need fixing

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            She works in advertising.

            She doesn’t need fixing.

            These statements are mutually exclusive.

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              Yup, worked in advertising. No longer work in advertising. Life much better. Just quite a bit poorer.

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            She just needs her fix

            Of ads

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        Has she considered upgrading to being unemployed. Or maybe becomming something at least slightly more morally sound like a prison guard or an ice agent.

      • W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        Wait. Are you me? I have this same story.

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          Not sure. Did you do a lot of bad life decisions? Then I might be you

          • W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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            Nope! Not me. Phew.

            But sorry for yours. Seriously.

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          “IF YOU LIKE PIŇA COLADA…”

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          Fun fact: I have a github repo with a whitelist for Google ads.

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        OK, that one sounds fair.

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      Literally saw a comment on Lemmy just like this recently.

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        I saw a similar response on reddit years ago…

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    lemmy: “pointlessy gendered. btw, I use arch.”

    • no banana@piefed.worldOP
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      Lemmy: STOP POSTING CENSORED SHIT

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        • BeeegScaaawyCripple@lemmy.world
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          No I can’t. I don’t have a working mic.

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          but… our AdVeRtIsErS

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          Wow this image personally offends me let me go bitch on twitter, after all what else is that shithole used for.

          /s

          FUUCK

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        …and the commenter has 0 posts, 3,422 comments…

        • u/lukmly013 💾 (lemmy.sdf.org)@lemmy.sdf.org
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          Or…

          37 posts
          326 comments
          Banned from 23 communities
          Joined 2 hours ago

        • hypnicjerk@lemmy.world
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          listen,

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            It’s fine, without people like you and me it’d be very quiet around here. Just people screaming posting into the void.

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          And at least 50% are REMOVE THE CENSORED SHIT WE ALL HATE IT

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            YOU CAN SAY C*S ON THE INTERNET!

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              css?

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                Please don’t post that without a trigger warning. Some of us are IE6 survivors.

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          I feel personally attacked.

          I’m sorry everyone, I just like commenting and talking to people more than trying to be creative.

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            Why ‘personally attacked’? Do you aggressively complain and comment about others’ content?

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              Do you not?

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    tumblr: my boyfriends are misha and jensen

    its me i’m tumblr

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      Even when joking about the phenomenon, Jared gets no love

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    Pixelfed: [Photograph of tree-covered rolling hills under the afternoon sun with few, wispy clouds in the sky.]

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      It’s that… Is that the windows xp background?

      Edit - my bad, it’s been a minute, forgot it didn’t have trees

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    ml: my boyfriend doesn’t respect the benevolent CCP, is this a red flag?

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      Surely that’s the opposite of a red flag

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      hexbear: my boyfriend is anti-authoritarian, how racist against the Chinese is he?

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    YTA: Can’t a man have a hobby collecting things these days?

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    Boyfriends are a liberal lie

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      Husband bad

      Boyfriend nonexistent

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