That’s a funny way of spelling TSA but ok I guess

What the hell am I looking at and why is it so hot

Agree to disagree on the second point

Clop clop

Yeah but that spoils the rolling punchline

With a grizzly

My work computers have been Macs exclusively for about 8 years, and the scroll wheel on my gaming PC feels weird now.

Hell yeah

This. This is how old. OP needs to get off my lawn.

As the father of a tween, I am disgusted that I understood this.

But I know I’m not, because I ran out. I need to get more.

I thought it was nomadic people carrying milk in animal bladders or something

He beat his girlfriend’s cat to death

Now I want your brother’s full name, DOB, and SSN.

get on the floor, everybody do the dinosaur

Sounds like a solid hang tbh

• Depose

Point taken but in fairness DUI is one of those that a lot of celebrities do actually get popped for

La ñ tambien se usa en español

He was a multi-platinum rapper before the show started.

That’s what kill -9 is for.