good news!

arabian nights or european?

no he’s the perfect choice because he’s a horny bastard and having porn at his fingertips would drive him absolutely apeshit

we’re here all way long

december 31 believers in shambles

i absolutely love the ‘sekiro-mode’ deflecting hardtear introduced in elden ring’s DLC and i hope they continue to emphasize that gameplay element

huh? perfect block and counterattacks are extremely powerful in wilds and most of them have essentially no windup. if you’re relying on something like the insect glaive offset you’re gonna have a hard time but most weapons are extremely reactive to the point where it’s dumbed down combat in a bad way imo.

compare that to something like 4u charge blade guard points which were also extremely powerful but required you to plan ahead.

user must be psychic or memorize monster movements in order to anticipate next potential movement

if you hate this, monster hunter might not be for you. that’s been the meat and potatoes of the game since ps2 and leads to its most impressive gameplay imo. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XX0OF2Zzd0k

i’m parrying both sides, so i always come out on top

what’s in the bottom left?

the allegations 😭😭

community did it too

but it’s flaccid

how come this guy gets to have two superpowers?

black holes don’t exist?

i thought there were two canon limbos.

without digging into the numbers, i can pretty confidently say that schools are more than 30% more expensive than the global median in the US. staffing costs especially.

i like lembo, although it’s a bit abstract

i remember going home with a friend because my parents were both working, and watching him play team fortress classic while half the lobby had nicknames like “OSAMA BIN LADEN HAS NO BALLS”

quite often, the meme format is funnier than the joke it’s based on. this is not one of those times. perry bible is timeless.

yin and yang.