Controversial fact: Gondor does in fact call for aid.

If the Pope can figure it out, so can you.

Have you read the Bible? Harems, concubines, child brides, slavery, women shouldn’t speak, etc…

You should know that eating oats straight from a bag is healthier than making oatmeal.

There’s a balance between nutrition and taste/enjoyment. I’ve never been able to stomach more than a bite or two of dark chocolate at once, and that’s perfectly okay.

“FIGHT ME, YOU COWARD!”

This sounds like a conversation the crew is having as they watch the Captain get them even more lost.

This is how Mandrakes lure their prey.

“I just need people to notice me without paying for any advertising.”

Someone needs to explain to me why there’s ANY animal product in a paintball in the first place.

At least Rei with an I is an existing name.

Japanese, unisex (predominately for girls), it can mean anything from beautiful or wise to zero or oyster …depending on how it is written. In the Anime, Rei is written in Katakana, not Kanji, so it is deliberately devoid of meaning.

Naming a kid Rey is almost as bad as naming a kid Khaleesi. And as far I’m concerned, naming any kid after a popular fictional character is technically child abuse.

Shoes stay at the door and showers are taken at night!

Big Bird picking off residents of Sesame Street, one by one.

“Did you find evidence of droids?”

“Uh, no, Sir. I didn’t find anything…”

Any movie that contained the World Trade Center was taken off TV. A scheduled airing of Home Alone 2 during the Christmas holiday didn’t happen just because of that one scene with Kevin on the roof of one of the towers.

That movie had direction?

I think, not as a business professional but as a human being, that if this is something that concerns you then you are also the kind of person that doesn’t even want to be on LinkedIn.

“Leia… there’s something I have to tell you. We have two dads.”

“I knew. I don’t know how, but I always knew.”

Dunno what this has to do with the Ginza Apple Store. The intern just used the first stock photo they could find, I guess.

Jesus, a real life Patrick Bateman.