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    They should also close their legs. There’s a reason these genetics thrive.

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    They are also the reason Men cover their drinks. You know how much Whiskey Pete loves fit, smooth, manly men!

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    miller is more likely try to strangle a woman for making fun of him, and he was to physically weak to do it. wife beater in the middle, drunk couch fetish on the right

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    Steven Miller acts like the dude who would drug you, put you in a hole, lower a bucket to you with lotion, spray you with a water hose till you put said lotion on, then murder you to wear your skin. That or argue with you about magic the gathering rules and game meta. 100% the biggest tool in the shed

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      i used to have this friend. acquaintance might be a better word but we were somewhere in between the two. she got married and her husband was 100% the MtG rules lawyer type. they invited us over for a board game night (i can figure out rules and reliable strategies after one or two rounds. they played a game i knew and I won each round with more than double the next highest player’s point total. dude was so pissed off about losing a game to the disabled guy that he gave his wife an ultimatum that we could no longer be friends. I care about as much about ultimatums as i do people who give in to the manipulation, so no big loss.

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        On the ultimatum note… there was this guy who was friends with my friends, I didn’t know him well, but they spent a lot of time together and I did see him many times a year. My friends were a couple (m/f). I asked why I hadn’t seen him in awhile, and they told me that he got a new girlfriend and his new girlfriend didn’t want him hanging out with other women, so he pretty much stopped being friends with them. I haven’t seen him since, it’s been like a decade.

    • BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today
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      L-R:

      • Trump’s closest, most trusted advisor, and Himmler wannabe

      • Leader of the largest, most advanced military in the history of mankind

      • One Heartbeat Away From The Presidency

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      One of them is so scared that people might notice his weak, girlish shoulders that he only wears plaid suits with inserts.

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        Now that you mention it, aren’t both blue suits wearing shoulder pads? Is it time to scrimmage??

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    “We’re cool! We ARE! You aren’t cool, we are, so we say who’s cool, and you aren’t cool. We are. So there.”

    “Yeah, sure, you’re real cool, whatever.”

    “Well, we are.”

    “Mm-hm.”

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    US will never live this period down. These dudes are such losers that it’s a historical event in it’s own right.

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    We’ve given them enough rope, these apes just have to figure out how to turn it into a noose. They will succeed, eventually. Hopefully, the Dems will understand how to stay out of the way, not stop them, and capitalize on the opportunity. 🤞

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    With people like these in power I feel like the rest of the world won’t have to suffer America for that much longer, lol.

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    That kirk widow is placing a lot of faith in jd vance to become president. Thats why she got knocked up by him immediately after charlie kirk died.

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      That poor fucking kid. What a life to be born into… Can’t feel too bad for them, they’ll be chalk full of bad ideology from their first words…

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      He needs to have a white baby, with a MAGA bombshell blonde, toot sweet. He can’t go running for president of the Nazi party with nothing but half-breed brown kids left over from his hillbilly days.