Citeception

Boten Anna

Stealing and enshittifying

Those perky polygons gonna prep you pecker

Holy shit! My boss just walked up to me and saw my screen.

He then started furiously masturbating.

Are you my boss?

That’s great. It’s a modern day necessity to shield oneself from the full brunt of social media, as it can be very unhealthy.

I’m not really seeing any toxicity. Maybe my blocklist is better curated?

Or a balaclava

There right next to the muscels, according to this pretty lady from Dublin. I hear they are pretty fresh as she’s really emphasizing the fact that they are still alive-o.

we live in the mirror universe

A surprising amount of people spring beards, nowadays. So there might be something in your observation.

I ride an electric scooter. I love it.

Big Bellend is a great name

Ty

I am wooshed

Whilst I do get tired of the idea that old English was pronounced that way, I still adore the fact that in TF2 medieval mode all chat was auto corrected to ‘faux medieval’.

The Normandy level in Medal of honor was so thrilling. Also the submarine base level.

Same with Portal 2. That tiny bit of turret opera just gets me everytime

I prefer mine pre digested by a Asian mammal from the Viverridae family.

But to each their own.

Mightier than the sword

Lots of soup propaganda today.

Preferable over most other types of propaganda imho.

But strange either way.