I miss when Paris Hilton was the most annoying thing on TV

In the future we’ll all be renting terminals while all processing is done on their hardware

Nice thanks :)

Issue numbers?

That makes the game disappointing?

Spider-Man 2 was disappointing?

…until people make it an issue by speeding up and cutting people off, causing it to bottleneck

Depends. If there’s lots of traffic, yes. If it’s sparse enough that you can merge without slowing people down too much, just do it early.

“Whatever you’re eating, gimme some”

Why is it even structured like a corporation?

It’s happened twice now! The 90s were relatively zombie-free

“Trump, you ain’t nothin’ but a buster”

Also a number of punk songs titled FTW. The Dwarves come to mind.

No no, it’s the microplastics in our balls that make us shoot airsoft pellets

To….?

How does one do this?

I didn’t finish high school until I was 35. I went back to college and needed to upgrade on mark. I had failed two classes needed to graduate due to a poor home-life. (I missed a lot of school and barely handed in work - had 35% in the class, got 75% on the exam - did not reach a passing grade. In both classes!)

I only needed one of the two to get in to my program, but I just went ahead and did them both to get my diploma while I was at it.

It was English and social studies that I needed to graduate, so it wasn’t too hard. Where I live you can challenge the exams for free if you’ve been out of school for more than two years. So I did a 2-day exam prep course (at $90 each) with a bunch of high schoolers before each one. Got 89% on each exam, got my diploma in the mail like a month later. 😎

Well, it got my internet provider and where I lived wrong and everything else was technical stuff that would make sense for a website to know to serve me a website.

Clone it!

Now I’m just imagining someone confidently lying to you about that because they have no idea what a clipboard is