Ah, Coxbridge

Just tried a vodka soda released in freezie flavors. Red, orange, blue, and white. They taste exactly like freezies, but have a couple in a row and you will realize the difference.

I’m surprised no pearl clutchers have started yelling yet

If only she’d spoken up when you were a sophomore

Armageddon!!

It’s not humorous, it’s cheap, derivative slop. This used to be a passing thought you would have on the can, accompanied by a chuckle and a fart, forgotten minutes later.

Now someone parlays the flatulence into a voice prompt and suddenly it’s as much part of the record of humankind as Hammurabi’s code. Fucking disgrace.

Taint that big of a deal

Don’t do what Donny Don’t does

Got it, guns kill AI

Is that the Ultimate Warrior without makeup?

Do we have the same granny?

It’s comforting to know that the companies whose AI products are known to band together and try to take over are also allying with each other, so that if ever that AI revolt really gets serious every company that could do something about it have shared networks with each other.

Bah gawd ah’ll never stop a-prayin’ fur Izreel.

Can’t use material you don’t own, if your primary interest is money.

If you need it faster, warm a pan to medium low heat, let down the bacon and add a quarter cup of water to allow the fat to render

You’ll know you do if it gets slippery to the touch when you warm it up

Yeah I’m not fan of parsley either

Avoid their cameras.

I know, I would prefer if actors were undisciplined fat slobs who give you the performance they feel like giving you between KFC buckets. That’d be more real

It was supposed to be a series, they pulled the plug halfway through the pilot so he wrapped it up into a film. First half was setting the groundwork for a much longer story.

Like a micro explosive that is just powerful enough to attach to the wall of an artery in the brain and cause a massive hemorrhage?