So selfish, what about shareholder profit? We can really increase our margins by getting rid of Dougie and the crew. Get your “connection” on your own time, gramps

When I’m really craving something sweet, I’ll have a shot glass of maple syrup, preferably a light, early batch.

French style crepes, paper thin, with slices of ham and gruyere between them the first time, then maple syrup and/or whipped cream and berries the second time, to finish.

I like salvaging dried baguettes by busting them into chunks and then soaking them overnight in the cream -egg-vanilla mixture so they’re fully saturated.

Eat the axes!

I prefer buttering fresh fruit and then blistering them under the broiler

Doesn’t misinformation involve intent? Aunt Marge probably thought she was right.

aka Spunktaceans

It does have some very unique features, like if you submit a print job that is larger than fifteen pages it goes on strike

I won’t spare you, but you feel free to keep talking about whatever you want

“Tyranny is the deliberate removal of nuance”

-Albert Maysles

Bought a coke at a little corner store in Beijing. Asked for a straw. They brought a watermelon.

Why not pop over and see Montana while you’re here?

Can’t you install graphene on Pixel 6 and later?

Mmmm head cheese

Don’t be something or other, hey check out this week’s doodle!

Nah that was to be sure things were presentable if a very important person came by. People like Jesus Christ or a resurrected JFK judging by the plastic never having moved an inch for forty years

Just vultures, cranes, geese, ducks, kites, swans, condors…

I assume they have designed these in a way that doesn’t adversely impact migratory birds

How do you classify LOTR? That thing is a brick