Just make sure a HR rep is there too

We need more waterninjas

Keep looking, it’ll switch

Buy him a barbell and let him decide whether to use it or let it close.

It’ll bring you closer together. The “harm” is done, so the difference now is whether you make him feel like going to you was a mistake or not.

Be cool, support him, and he’ll feel more comfortable approaching you before he makes his next questionable decision.

That’s what I would want from a dad

Is that what that makeup represents

Hi, I’m a near ghost that has evaded capture against all odds, would you mind holding my bag o’ incriminating evidence while I order some nuggets?

I’m sorry, you’re saying that only $1.214521 of every $607.2605 was paid out?

THIS IS AN OUTRAGE

Connedicut

Philistines

I thought it was recognizing that the person acted/spoke their conscience, more or less

A Very Special Tribute to Queen Elizabeth 2 followed by the Diet Mug Root Beer Dwayne Johnson Show

Nurse! I vibe coded in my pants again

“What’s the average retail price for one liter of Santorum?”

“I don’t think they sell that by the–”

“Ah HA!! NOT GAY!!”

I have not been able to find a copy yet, which fills me with anxiety

One by Metallica, Ratamahatta by Sepultura, The Trooper by Iron Maiden are all up there

Special mention for Gimme Chocolate by Babymetal

I’d like a McUpskirt combo

Sir, this is a Burger King

That’s a typo, the cat is named “Muff In”

Grab em by the privacy

Or a kettle bell

Oh, I’m not sure how much that will matter. I was shopping today and all that was left was an American brand of spring mix that I have been avoiding for months now because it’s American.

Well fuck me sideways, wasn’t it suddenly made in Canada?

I also noticed something similar at the hardware store. I researched a product and found exactly what I needed. It was a gutter screw made by a company called Euramax.

When I got to the store the packaging said “Amerimax”. So they rebranded their shit in Canada online before their current stock was out, I guess.