I have my blue and grey Nokia still.

When I was on my way home from work on the subway, I just tried to fill the screen with a snake the whole time.

I still hope for a cool game to be included when I buy a new phone. Spoiler: there is no cool game included

You guys call breadycocks “hot dogs”? That’s weird.

Meesa hung like wookie!

I can’t wait to never hear about this ever again

Sponge Bharat Square Salwar?

JUSTICE FOR ALF!

For real

Ni hao peng you, huang ling ni (I think that’s welcome… been a while!)

Why did you just stand there while that brick chimney collapsed on top of that family?

I was trying to come up with something inspirational!!

Are you a vegetarian or do you prefer factory farms?

Shakira’s next hit single “Guts Don’t Help” about to drop

Yes, a Sidekick though

Amateurs

I thought the Jimny was the Samurai

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Ellesdé by Evian

Al who?

Technically if they are organic matter compressed over eons into polycarbons, they’re still dinosaurs, so not vegan

slammed

Stop putting “slammed” in your fucking comments, you hacks. This wasn’t “the WWE”, it was very obviously Lemmy.

The ol Paulie Walnuts chuckle over here