Have a detailed, copy-pasted reply with links ready to go. Every time he pops his head up anywhere, remind anybody watching that he is a known pedophile. Also, talk to a lawyer about the possibility his behavior might rise to the level of harassment.

I would miss Mexican for sure but this is also my answer.

Excellent choice. I hope you’re happy with barbecue, fast food hamburgers, and all-day breakfast.

Community Note: This is actually bad advice that will get you stabbed

Bro do you know what DMT is?

It’s a power move, bro. They’ll realize they’re already late which creates a sense of urgency. Like and subscribe for more alpha tips on manipulating others.

Ja, herr obersturmführer, dieser kommentar hier

*Drumpf

Parody names drive more engagement than serious ones, so even real things are given parody names now

All I want right now is to be back in the shire, touching grass

I suspect you’re making half of this stuff up but I can’t prove a thing

Fair food comes to Washington

I guess the same way all of the other ones get enforced, imperfectly

We need a binding international treaty implementing carbon taxes.

They’re unpopular so we need to take this decision out of the hands of politicians who might be tempted to defect the next time they’re up for reelection, they should only be responsible for the implementation of the policy that was already agreed to and can’t easily be wriggled out of.

Heels in sky, American spy

If I’m bored, sure. Otherwise it’s to the nearest 5 minutes

I don’t think an existing conspiracy is necessary, it’s just a cheap way to help protect yourself and others against something that could happen one day.

Laugh it up, funny boy. I know that even my six month old gets called up and sent to Afghanistan I’ll be ready and you won’t.

Best I can do is a greyhound bus, take it or leave it

Make it unleaded, though, because it’s for a kid