Ok but is it the best Chernobyl disaster in town or is it fucking mid with a clever sign?

Or leafblowers could include that as a mandatory feature

The one on the left actually freaks me out more haha

Move on, send more messages. Understand that women get bombarded with messages, like 100+ every day, and they can’t respond to all of them. You didn’t make the cut this time but eventually you will.

Put a lot of thought into your college major. Pick the hardest one you can actually do. Take it easy on the substances, especially stimulants and depressants (yes, this 100% includes alcohol). Exercise regularly, sports are ideal because they’re also social so you’re getting two birds stoned at once. If you don’t like flossing, buy a water flosser. Don’t have kids until you’re in a stable relationship and you both have good jobs. Get used to living on 90% of your salary, the difference in terms of stress between slightly under-spending and slightly over-spending is enormous.

You’ll get through this, you’re a fighter

Why would you need to do science when all of the answers are on instagram already

I’m guessing it’s so the phone doesn’t interfere with a weapon

Be a model, they said. You’ll get lots of chicks, they said.

Violence is definitely also my first choice when people disagree with me, I’m glad we’re in agreement that this is a legitimate method for resolving differences that is followed by civilized people.

Hamas is the elected and widely recognized government of Gaza, their armed forces are the military of that country and they deserve to be criticized for not adhering to established standards of behavior for military forces, just like the IDF is.

Hey IDF, why do you guys wear uniforms and operate openly and build military bases away from schools and hospitals? Curious. You know who else used to act like that? Hitler and the nazis.

East coast of North America / West coast of South America

Wow is that map ever a trainwreck

But -5 stronk like bull

Everything I don’t like is fascism, the more I don’t like it the more fascism-er it is

Ok but you guys are we really so sure that subjecting others to the coercion of a prison-industrial complex is justified when all they’re doing is following their instincts? How do we know that we’re not the ones who are actually bad people?

YouTube comments have been a braindead trainwreck pretty much since the beginning

I agree with removing all of those comments. Comments that point out factual inaccuracies should be allowed, but comments that are some variety of This Is Bad, Actually or We Should Be Talking About X Instead should not. As a general rule, comments should only be made if a reasonable, non-radicalized person would consider them uplifting. Posts that are not uplifting should be downvoted and posters who primarily post non-uplifting stuff should be warned and eventually banned.

Reggaeton. It’s all the same song! They have played us for absolute fools

The most common complaint I hear is not about thickness or weight, but length and height making it impossible for people with smaller hands to use the device one-handed. I’m so glad this isn’t a problem for you personally. Just thrilled for you. Absolutely tickled pink.

Did it stop being a pain in the ass when it became common?