I’ve been using this for years and it’s so great

This would be lovely. And Canada. Freedom for Quebec.

Directions unclear, stealing third base

Thanks, I hate it

And that was the moment Padme chose violence

This wouldn’t get me shot, would it?

A lot of what you see online is people making the perfect the enemy of the good, intentionally divisive foreign propaganda, and extremists trying to get you mad about their thing. Houses really are a lot more expensive than they were in the middle of the 20th century but compared to the rest of human history that period was the outlier, now things are just returning to ‘normal’.

First-world mentality right here. If it wasn’t for people like you we could be more like Venezuela and Nicaragua

Thank god for Latin America

Heels on ground, comrade found Heels in sky, American spy

But one day they might have tiny little guns

No Lemmy thread is ever complete until somebody turns it into Capitalism Bad, You Guys. Thank you for your service, brave culture warrior o7

My man! How much range are you getting on a full charge?

I know the house is small and the neighborhood isn’t great, but just wait until you find out about all the people who think they’re better than you!

Boring candidate, rushed primary, absence of compelling narrative, terrible running mate

Too soon?

Bad news - we’ve improved the definition of ‘well-rounded’ to mean extracurriculars in high school plus courses outside the requirements for your major in college. So the rich kid wins by a landslide.

Good afternoon Sir, we’re with r/hometheater and we have a warrant for your arrest

Because it will make the Jews look bad

Well that’s pretty amazing

All three of them, as a round