I used fourteen words and got arrested for hate speech, so I think your theory has a flaw and I blame minorities

Cheezburger Cat, Ceiling Cat

The right wing?

The tail of your ‘a’ could use a bit more definition

Do you know how many dB that 22lr is actually producing? I would bet it’s actually just inside the danger zone with most ammo.

Knowing that concealed guns are out there keeps the bad guys guessing, open carry scares normal people are makes it easier for the bad guys to get the drop on lawful carriers

He sees you sitting there in the most comfortable chair, he covets it and despises you for making him feel this way

Patacón

Unable to resist, compelled to dance

On a long enough timeline, every list becomes a linked list

I’m on board with the basic idea but this is kind of like recommending Hippocrates as an introduction to medicine - he got a lot right, but his work is also hopelessly outdated. I think readers would be better served by something like Economics in One Lesson, Basic Economics: A Citizen’s Guide to the Economy, or Free to Choose.

Nobody cares if you know what you’re talking about. Support the narrative or shut your mouth.

You played Goldeneye a lot, didn’t you?

Put me right next to Russia. Nobody else will want to invade because Literally WW3 You Guys and the Russians still thinks it’s 1945 so at least we can prepare for that

A Magic tournament

They’re free but there’s a limit of one president per comrade. No hoarding!

Great choice

Same with loud exhausts on cars and motorbikes, I hate those people

Why won’t my enemies get themselves killed to stop the guy they voted for from doings things they agree with?

smh my head

Exactly. Give me two slots and I don’t care if the base model comes with 64kb, that problem will be fixed before I even switch the thing on for the first time.