Whaddya think, fellas? Do I cut her loose?
It’s kinda sad how many people here have commented, apparently unaware of the fact that it’s a shitposting community
People keep saying this exact shit like ‘shitpost’ is synonymous with ‘anything goes and shall not be criticised’
Not at all
Plenty of the posts here are absolutely rubbish. They’re not shitposting at all. They’re people posting on a popular community for fake internet points
This post was a good, genuine shitpost, yet people replied as though OP is bad in bed and unaware of it
Either they too are looking for imaginary internet points, or they’re stupid
I suspect a bit of both
Welcome to lemmy!
I think we both know why that is…
People are stupid, and lemmy is mostly used by 'Muricans, who are without a doubt, the most stupid of all
Hey! Whoa! That’s not fair! Like 65% of us CAN read above a 6th grade level.
And in person it’s easy to tell who the idiots are. They wear red hats with white text.
Only because they aren’t yet able to wear their white hoods publicly
Yet…
Well if that’s what you want it’s in the wrong hole
Mickey7 vibes.
Missed opportunity to talk about your “shortcuming”
That was the pun! I prefer subtlety.
I prefer shumming
Maybe learn foreplay, and how to generally fuck.
Or how to enjoy humor
Oh was I not joking well enough? Oops!
This is why he hates your propriatary blend of internet…
Nailed it
Cumming is literally the win condition in fucking. Got nothing to apologise for just because I’ve optimised my game.
Then there’s no need to cut her loose. As long as op only wants his then he’s good to go. Until she finds orgasms elsewhere I suppose.
Dude’s batting 0/2 and trying to shift blame… sounds like he doesn’t have much of a personality either.
I mean, have you SEEN Spiderman 3? You’re not wrong!
