potoooooooo ✅️@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 23 天前And my premature ejaculation is the shortcoming!?lemmy.worldimagemessage-square73fedilinkarrow-up1794arrow-down148file-text
arrow-up1746arrow-down1imageAnd my premature ejaculation is the shortcoming!?lemmy.worldpotoooooooo ✅️@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 23 天前message-square73fedilinkfile-text
minus-squarecRazi_man@europe.publinkfedilinkarrow-up34arrow-down3·edit-223 天前Cumming is literally the win condition in fucking. Got nothing to apologise for just because I’ve optimised my game.
minus-squareREDACTED@infosec.publinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up22·23 天前I’m so good at sex that at this point I cum whenever a woman touches me
minus-squarebranch@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up35·edit-223 天前 https://explosm.net/comics/rob-superpower#comic
minus-squareREDACTED@infosec.publinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·23 天前I can also do it while asleep by just seeing a woman in my dreams. I’ve decided to call this superpower “wet dreams”
minus-squareKaput@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·22 天前I used to be a wet dreamer like you, but then I took few decades to the knee.
minus-squarejaybone@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·22 天前I know a secret trick that will prevent that from happening. The lotion agenda hates this.
minus-squareTwoBeeSan@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3arrow-down1·23 天前I like to let it build. That way I disappoint them even more.
minus-squarehumorlessrepost@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·23 天前Speedrunning that shit. You put the BJ in BLJ.
minus-squareWhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3arrow-down1·23 天前Then there’s no need to cut her loose. As long as op only wants his then he’s good to go. Until she finds orgasms elsewhere I suppose.
minus-squareFrozengyro@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3arrow-down1·23 天前It was good for me, was it good for y… Nevermind I don’t care
minus-squareCrazazy [hey hi! :D]@feddit.nllinkfedilinkarrow-up3·23 天前Time for me to turn into Rene Descartes
Cumming is literally the win condition in fucking. Got nothing to apologise for just because I’ve optimised my game.
I’m so good at sex that at this point I cum whenever a woman touches me
https://explosm.net/comics/rob-superpower#comic
I can do it just by touching myself.
I can also do it while asleep by just seeing a woman in my dreams. I’ve decided to call this superpower “wet dreams”
I used to be a wet dreamer like you, but then I took few decades to the knee.
I know a secret trick that will prevent that from happening.
The lotion agenda hates this.
I like to let it build. That way I disappoint them even more.
Speedrunning that shit.
You put the BJ in BLJ.
Yahoooooo!
Yayayayayayayayayayahoooo!
do you use glitches?
Then there’s no need to cut her loose. As long as op only wants his then he’s good to go. Until she finds orgasms elsewhere I suppose.
It was good for me, was it good for y… Nevermind I don’t care
Time for me to turn into Rene Descartes