You can buy music from places like bandcamp to support the artists directly ¯\(ツ)/¯

Please watch How to Train Your Dragon (2010) if you haven’t already.

This is precisely why I don’t keep any pet who is big enough for my forearm to fit comfortably between their jaws.

I love my fluffy little murderballs, but they can’t bite off any of my limbs in one fell swoop 😄

That level of doxxing is 4chan shit. Compared to that, we have lives and actual hobbies. You’re good.

Might want to take your cake to a doctor, bud

It looks good!

My family regularly ordered Hawaiian pizzas at parties growing up before I ever heard of it being some sort of food controversy.

Haven’t seen sausage as part of that combo before but it seems like a nice, filling choice to balance out the rest 😄

Do not the scuba diver!

Married gay men barred from painting their homes 😭

It isn’t “fuck the [imperialist/authoritarian nation] government and its enforcers” for most people?

Yeah but then we can’t bitch together in person and go on twelve side tangents, then share random memes with live commentary that we forgot about until the current conversation.

Could probably be also done with FaceTime though.

Do you think there were JWs in Monsters, Inc.?

Baby No Money makes clubby meme music, more prominent in the last 4 years or so. If you’re not on that side of the music scene that’s understandable.

She’s so pretty!

My tortie won’t go a day without telling me what she thinks, lmao

I wish our outdoor was like that; we tried to entice her in so she wouldn’t be out in the ice storm by herself but she wasn’t having it.

She does have a crawl space under the house though, and a little custom made shelter on our front porch that she enjoys at least.

I wasn’t expecting to feel so seen at this ungodly hour

Cold light is so clinical and miserable, and I refuse to have it in my vicinity at night if I can help it.

Unbridled chaos and joy, 24/7

Personally, grapes or chips and sour cream. Chicken salad in a bowl if I’m really hungry.

Chia seed pudding is delicious though and always a good bet.

He prefers it as a blankie, silly human

1 day old account with 25 article posts and 0 comments. I fear imminent deletion :/