Every coconut is a hamster to me too.
“I have nipples Greg, could you milk ME?”
Coconuts don’t give milk. They give water. We force them to give milk. They dont do it willingly.
So coconuts are cows.
Additionally, it is known that cows are mammals. Therefore, by transitivity, we can show that coconuts are mammals. QED.
If you see here we have the mammal known as a coconut:
You know what? I’m convinced. Flawless logic.
Ernest Hemingway has got nothing on “has hair. Give milk. Not mammal”
Diogenes: “Behold, a hamster!” holds up coconut
There it is!
I don’t need a machete to milk a cow
… I’ll have to apologize to a lot of cows
I’m guessing you also enjoy your whipped cream …
i mean it certainly makes it more expedient
The re-milk value is much lower that way
just get another cow? are you fucking poor or something?
It’s also harder to keep the blood separated from the milk.
Milk is just blood that’s been repurposed. Mammals are wild.
that’s a selling point, the blood makes you manlier (no no, that’s not hepatitis, MANLY men have yellow skin)
Reminds me of a terrible factoid I read a long time ago … they feed young calves they raise for veal a steady diet of cow’s milk mixed with liquefied rendered cow blood and other bio fluids.
We might not have the matrix or dystopian futures yet … but we sure are on our way to building one.
Oh?
Speak for yourself.
Incorrect. It’s a hairy milk carton.
Eww hairy milk
Hmmm, very mammilian…
live birth?
presence of boobs
check out that pair of coconuts
Not necessarily (platypus).
Biggest differentiator between the coconut and the hamster is the obvious lack of nipples.
What also floats in water?
Wood!
Cherries!
Former member of Atomic Kitten and Sugababes Heidi Range!
a duck!
Warm… blood?
breathes in oxygen
breathes out carbon dioxide
?
I’m confused if this is in support of coconuts being mammals as plants are living. Or you aren’t aware that plants are alive.
Do coconuts hatch out of eggs, or are they birthed directly from the parent?
I… don’t know.
Seeds are equivalent to eggs
Do coconuts come from seeds?
Coconuts are seeds
Are seeds birthed, or do they come from seeds?
Seeds come from RNGesus.
Of course not, they’re marsupials
Chews food?
Don’t platypuses lay eggs? Also, mammals aren’t the only animals to give live birth.
Every time we try to draw a reasonable classification the platypus is just there, mocking and judging us.
That’s literally its raison d’être, though, so you can’t really blame it any more than you can blame a mountain for being tall 🤷
He’s a semi-aquatic, egg-laying mammal of action. He’s a furry little flatfoot, who’ll never flinch from a fray. He’s got more than just mad skill, he’s got a beaver tail and a bill. And the women swoon whenever they hear him say “GRGRGRGRGRGRGR”
Migrates…
It’s missing from the official list, though 🤔
I am convinced
Not milk. Actually better. I don’t drink titty juice.
I don’t know if you’re trying to make it sound bad, but calling milk “titty juice” makes it sound better. I don’t like milk, but titty juice makes it sound refreshing.
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