Can confirm that they were promoted from lieutenant.

It’s his own fault for making the hurricanes so sexy.

And/or is in the pocket of Silicon Valley. Since this is Newsom, it’s DEFINITELY both or the latter.

other than firearms obvs

Which is ALSO a good thing, obviously

Great idea, but -5 points for not choosing this 90s masterpiece as the third song!

I will be linking to the sea otter pools at the Vancouver aquarium

checks username

Party at your place?

I’m Spartacus

Someone dipped the cartoonist in LSD again

Kashyap but yeah, that’s not much better tbh 😄

The official word from the devs is actually that it was named after Lemmy Kilmister AND the animal!

This one got me good 😂

Everybody’s looking for something

We call him Billie Joe, because he plans to snooze until September ends

Which is quite impressive for something already involving poaching of endangered and highly intelligent animals

Choose your burglary targets carefully then, I guess 🤷🏻

King Charles spaniel savagely sits in burglar’s lap

Damn right it’s fatter than yours!

In one of my houses

Landlord spotted! 😛

Trick or cheaters for chonkers