Dodge Ram 1500s.

No way! I had no idea Dodge had made cars for that long!

Unless those were just literal Renaissance Rams (band name)

I love it when consumer journalism gets catty 😁

Plot twist: the caller was from Minnesota, so handed the phone to a beverage.

WITH nail polish

That’s what happens when bakers Break Stuff

The other 3? Less than a tenth the size.

Different place, too

The art (left) and victim (right):

The artist:

The artist sitting on the art:

Not personally, no.

Big fan of his work, though.

Of a sort, yeah

(Cristiano) Ronaldo-face:

(Wayne) Rooney-face:

Tom Brady-face:

Larry Bird-face:

The band Birdface:

Still sound better than Tin Pool’s so-called music, though 🤷

Depends whether you get the Ronaldo foot fungus or the Rooney kind.

Translation into American: the Tom Brady hindpaw gunk or the Larry Bird stuff.

jubilant Mark Wahlberg orgasm noises

Utility bots (and ducks) are OK provided they are marked as such

Far too few utility ducks around here; marked or not!

It may well be, lemme check…

Yup! You’re right. Gonna fix that lol

Likes to wear purple, hell of a bowler. I hear he’s a pederast, though.

Dammit! Losing at chess without even playing AGAIN!

Oh well, at least I’m still not playing 🤷

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About nothing and everything, all at once🎵