you will oblige me to call out, “Stop there! Your theory is confined to that which is seen; it takes no account of that which is not seen.”
We stan a polite and precise, yet no less scathing for it, trash talker 😄❤️
That’s pretty much the “check yourself before you wreck yourself” of his age
“You mean other than literally all of them?” - Steve Harvey, probably.
They did the monster math
Only for the purpose of posthumous Mormon baptism.
I’d personally prefer something more along the lines of a bear cave, I think 🤷
Fact: Stephen Miller hates Jews almost as much as Clarence Thomas hates black people.
It isn’t, no. Windows PC games almost universally have the Xbox button names by default (because Microsoft), and I’m not sure, but I think that Nintendo systems have the same ones but placed differently?
Either way, the PlayStation ones are not the universal default by any stretch of the imagination.
when they do shit like make R2 the sprint button
Pro tip: writing your name in the sand is significantly easier when well hydrated.
You’re thinking of opera. Orgasm is the involuntary twitching of a muscle
Or at least hung like one
Probably depends on jellyfish proximity 🤷
It was a hypothetical thought up for laughs 🤷🏻
Depends on the industry.
You’re absolutely right, I didn’t consider that.
Certain parts of the music industry, and politics too.
I meant that saying “just do cocaine” to every tired looking coworker is probably inadvisable.
I like that the amount of pleasure he provided them with dropped sharply after his death. The opposite would have been troubling…
Pro tip: if that’s also your reaction every time you see a coworker looking tired, saying so might not be a boon to your continued employment 🤔
“Can I have the noodles with no testicle, please?”
waiter, under their breath “fucking tourist prudes”
So no new drawbacks, then? Sweet!
Yeah… We’re always getting all of the corporate dystopia and little to none of the cool futuristic tech 😮💨🤬