I just made it up for funsies.

And I was geeking over “yo, ojo, capitain” when I made that up. Because “yo” means “I”, and “ojo” means “eye”…I-Eye. Aye-aye.

And it is pronounced like “Yo, O-ho”. Like “Yo-Ho”. Like a pirate.

And then capitain, like the famous rum, captain Morgan.

Aka “leche de pirata”.

Yo, ojo, capitán.

It’s the same total amount of leches, just a little less of each one.

Like when you get a four cheese pizza. It’s pretty much the same total amount of cheese.

¿Cuatro leches? ¿En esta económica?

I never heard of those bands, tbh.

Did the first one do “Killer Tofu”?

25 years before 2019 was 1994. Killing Barney was all the rage back then.

I remember seeing a game being demod at a computer fair around that time. It was Doom, but with the enemies graphics replaced with Barney characters.

I think I was 9 at the time…right age for both hating Barney and loving Doom (at least in the mid 90s), and I was enamored with this game.

My parents wouldn’t let me buy it though.

More slander and lies put out by that dipshit “Rainbow” Randolph.

That’s a shame. I saw Offspring last summer (first time I’ve ever gotten lawn/GA seats, best time I’ve had at a concert since like my first concert at that venue (Godsmack 2002 I think). Awesome show. I think they had a brief intermission where some pickup band played for a bit before coming back out, but can’t really remember, as I was really fucking stoned.

Sign into Roblox and it’s just a bunch of GPU Farms trying to get NUCs to send them pictures of their dongles and/or ports.

My MIL went to see Frankie Valli recently. Dude is 91 years old and still performing…but doesn’t have the stamina he used to. She said this show was like that…he’d do a couple songs, go backstage and rest, come back out.

Side note…several years ago I had a season pass to the local theater all the Broadway shows tour at. Out of all the shows that season, Jersey Boys was the one I was least looking forward to.

It ended up being my second favorite show of the season, behind Hamilton. Great show, highly recommend. Least favorite that year, iirc, was Miss Saigon. I think Anastasia was also that season, another really great show.

I have a few, some fractional shares in a company I used to work for (3-letter US pharmacy chain), that got lost in the ether when porting my 401k out to my next employer. Estimated value < $200

They need a fucking proof of residence matching my address at the time…my early 20s bachelor pad, nearly 20 years ago. My old landlord is dead. My roommates at the time…one went off-grid and disappeared himself, other was and remains a deadbeat and I don’t think he was actually on any bills or the lease anyway.

Is it even worth the effort of trying to track it down now? It’s almost just on principle at this point.

Nah man, mayo is oil and eggs. You add in milk and sugar and cinnamon and you got French toast.

The egg does something to it, texturally.

Hey you like cells?

How do you like two testtomcels???

Its a type of breathmint that comes in a little tin can.

I had a little op-amp headphone amplifier I built in one because my mini disc player was really, really quiet. Couple LM386’s, iirc.

Sure. But that’s much easier handled when you’ve got 10+ months of momentum behind you. Staying on track, or even forgiving yourself for over-indulging, gets a lot easier with that.

Its pretty friggin hard to start a diet during the holidays. If you say the day before thanksgiving that you’re going to start a diet, you’re probably setting yourself up for failure more than if you let yourself enjoy the holidays and then get on the wagon once the leftovers are gone and the hangover has settled.

Same. Harry Potter wears glasses. What’s next, you gonna tell me that Clark Kent looks like Superman??

Maybe you’re wired different. I skimmed the whole thing twice, specifically looking for the directions section, knowing how it should look. I missed it the first time…I thought the joke was that there weren’t any directions, or they were hidden on a page 2.

Maybe my ADHD mind?

I definitely get what OP is saying tho. Having an unknown and changing number of warnings, before the directions, in the same typeface as the directions, could make it more dangerous.

Ideally there would be a color-coded label system for different types/severities of warnings, and the direction clearly printed above/near the top. Having all the warnings first didn’t make me read them, just the bolded parts, looking for the directions. Directions are the most looked-for thing, they should be in an obvious place.

This is like the drug companies following supermarket logic, putting the milk in the back corner of the store hoping you impulse a bunch of stuff on the way. But instead tricking the customer into learning something, the customer says “all this science shit is boring and scary sounding” and they go get the raw milk from the farm stand because that doesn’t “need” warnings.

Ooh this makes me want to do like a fantasy immigration draft round of outspoken American celebrity Trump critics.

Who gets Jimmy Fallon?

My HS History teacher was exactly like that and I had a dream with him in it the other night. Really weird timing since I hadn’t been in highschool for over 20 years. Also he died a couple years ago.