My employer sends out a sheet every year that itemizes our entire comp package.

The single most expensive is my insurance, a family EPO with a $750/1500 deductible.

I pay $8200/yr. My employer pays nearly $33,000.

Forty. Thousand. Dollars. For one family.

Plus another $10k or so for Medicare and Dental and Vision.

$50k, per year, all told.

That is equal to roughly half of the median household income in my town.

And then deductibles, co-pays, etc.

And then…the fuckers…you put money in your FSA but can’t locate the receipt for reimbursement? Fuck off man, that money is for your employer now.

Our President is fucking children with zero consequence, and I need to show a fucking receipt to reimburse a fucking $3 prescription, with my own money that I put there.

After myself and my employer already paid $50k combined into the system?

Fuck this country man.

Fallout Boy (or, specifically, Patrick Stump) also does the theme song for “Spidey and His Amazing Friends” and “Hot Wheels: Let’s Race!”

I tend to buy T-series laptops once they are about 5 years old, and still have tons of life left in them.

I’ll probably be looking for a T14 Gen 2 this year. Nothing wrong with my T495 'cept that my kid spilled water on it but fortunately only killed the hall sensor.

In fact, I thought the laptop was dead but I. Noticed a little corrosion on the hall sensor board, unplugged it, laptop started right up.

And it’s still got plenty of life in it to hand down to my kid for Minecraft and such.

Not nearly as big of a story but you should hear about BER - The Night Begins to Shine..

• Written in 2005 as an assignment to "create an 80s-style song for a music library’s
• In 2014, appeared in an episode of Teen Titans Go for fewer than 10s as a throwaway joke.
• Immediately Hit #23 in Billboard charts
• Inspired TTG to make followup miniseries with covers by bands like Fallout Boy and Ceelo Green

Genies out of the bottle now man.

Look forward to an arms race and eventually a cold war. This is our generations nuke.

It says “Trump” underneath.

Always has been.

“Retard” has been making a comeback, too, I think.

$8 (I’m assuming Dollarydoos). At least according to the article (it’s hidden in the caption of a photo). And it cites Reddit…

Whose age do they want on the server? The admins? Whoever staged it? Lol. Sure. Jan 1 1970.

Do I need to put my birthdate onto my firewalls?

Ooh are all enterprise firewalls going to start coming with CISA filters pre-enabled? Gotta protect those kids!

Glock is a type of gun.

A Glock, on its own, is not illegal.

Lots of aftermarket Glock accessories exist, all of which are legal.

However, certain combinations of Glock and accessories are not.

That’s not Glocks problem.

No I meant Usha.

That dog has an uncanny resemblance to JD Vance. Maybe it’s the beard?

Our president is fucking children, and you’re telling me I gotta verify my date of birth to run Linux, in the name of “Protecting the Children”?

Get the fuck outta here.

“This salad tastes like pussy” vibes.

Years ago I would try to hide my pot smoking from my parents.

Now I am hiding my pot smoking from my kids.

Someday my kids will be hiding their pot smoking from me.

And my dad ended up getting into hydroponic gardening shortly after I moved out.

The circle of life, man.

Idk but he looks like Temu Adam Devine.

Mom can we get The Righteous Gemstones?

We have The Righteous Gemstones at home!

…The Righteous Gemstones:

Marijuana is not a drug. I used to suck dick for coke. Now that’s an addiction. You ever suck some dick for marijuana?

– Bobby Kennedy

Or maybe Bobby Sagat. Either way.

Dude why do you think they had Vietnam?

Wasn’t enough houses, colleges, and jobs for all of the boomers that were coming of age.

Cull the herd a bit. Get the ones that couldn’t afford to avoid it into the military. Problem solved.

Not enough? Have a domestic war on “drugs”, selectively target blacks and Latinos, and give them free housing in a state or federal prison.