Since getting a bidet, I only ever had the cold seat in public and it’s awful sitting on a cold seat now.

My kind of Bagginses

At least share the cup with your friend!

The exact reason why my clocks have been on 24hr time for decades

It may not be your business what he does to his family, but it is your business who you choose to associate with. And if you choose to continue to associate with someone who is abusing their child (and if you want to argue that neglect is not child abuse, you can just fuck entirely off because you’re fucking wrong), that’s on you homie.

I’d love for someone to talk shit at me for bringing my partner instead of my wife to something.

They’d get told to eat shit from 3 different people lol

Nice! And to think it started as just a humble kids toy…

Because too many chose not to vote and willingly gave him power.

Is that the one about the sentient log that rolls around killing people?

In this economy it’s unaffordable to eat a dick every night, so you gotta use the dick replacements too.

I’ll concede the first 2 points, but I’ll argue the 3rd.

Calling modern politicians Nazis is intellectually lazy and counterproductive to achieving anything.

Ok, what moniker would you use for fascists that want to deport/kill minorities and put them into camps? Authoritarians who pander to the common people and tell them about all the socialist policies they plan to enact during the election, then immediately give up the lie and say they are just going to do authoritarian things and start rounding up minorities and persecuting sexual minorities? Fascist works, but it doesn’t really fully encompass what they’re about.

If only there was a shorthand moniker for authoritarians who run on nationalism and socialism together… Like, some kind of National Socialism. Though, these ones are also “Christians”, so they can be the National Christians. We could abbreviate it Nat-C too.

The problem presents when the average goes down.

I’m not appreciably smarter than I was a decade ago, but the average person appears to have been collecting head injuries in that time it would seem.

All those positives on there, and shit like trump is a bad person but a good president. Counter points:

1, can you really be a good president if you’re a bad person?

2, you can’t be a good president when you’re actively trying to subvert the constitution.

3, Nazis can’t be good at much other than spreading hate and pain.

Does it count as ‘weirdly aggressive’ that I had a comment removed for an unsourced quotation? Because I was quoting the person I was responding to, directly in the comment I was replying to.

AIBros have to come up with anything to downplay how awful their waifu is.

Dunk them in the water like a teabag

You have to pay a some point.

Someone has to pay for it, not necessarily you. You can get all kinds of blood, sometimes even consensually!

Same, and I also thought Kamala would win because our voters couldn’t possibly be dumb enough to elect the dipshit fascist again after how badly it went the first time and how he was talking about all the awful shit he’d do.

I was wrong to put any faith in my fellow citizens, clearly.

I barely trust people driving on 2d roads, no way in fuck I’d be ok with flying cars operated by the window lickers already on the road

One of my partners squirts like a fountain, and we just put a towel or 3 down to catch it so she doesn’t have to sleep in a wetspot