A weapon ❌
Used for thrusting and striking ❌
Long metal blade ❌
Tell that to pro wrestler, Nick Gage!
I see you’ve never been penetrated by a pizza slicer
That blade is not infinitely long unless you measure the same part over and over again.
Fr, what happened to 2πr?
A sword by definition has a “pointed blade” accordingly any object with an infinitely long blade cannot be a sword. Rather, it’s a blade ray.
it does have a point. look at the blade from the side.
pointy bit goes into the pizza.
Instructions unclear, pizza cutter stuck in pants and now I am circumferenced
Circumcized?
Circumnavigated
If she’s doing it right
I know what I said
Swords without a sharpened point had existed. You could only use them for cutting, not thrusting.
I was going to define this as an axe
Im not sure what defines a strike but im pretty sure you wouldnt thrust a pizza cutter. If we’re being technical, it doesnt meet the whole definition.
I have used it this way to cut through some really crusty pizza.
strikes are possible.
No that’s a pretty finite length, even if you have to measure the atoms to do it.
Wait. Of the blade or the whole thing?
It’s also not length but circumference.
You don’t need to leave the kitchen, just need a pi
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walking around in Dark Souls 4
Find a giant pizza cutter
I don’t know if this is a joke or not. Elden Ring has Ghiza’s Wheel as a weapon and is low-key considered “Dark Souls 4” by many fans.
Its AoW spinning wheel is so trash, I wish it were better so a pizzaiolo build with Ghiza‘s wheel and spinning discus incantations was viable
I have used a pizza cutter to cut more than one pizza. I have also wielded a sword, (Ren Fair and fought a dual), and cut pizza with it. I have also field dressed a couple of deer and cut a few pizzas, (along with apples and sandwiches) with a Victorinox Classic keychain pocket knife over the years.
Of the 3 pieces of cutlery, I find the Victorinox Classic to be the most useful.
That’s not infinitely long, it’s infinitesimally long.
Yo. New Diogenes just dropped.
A kid in the show Happy Face tries to bring one to school as a weapon. The parents talk about it after he leaves and think it’s funny he considered that to be a weapon.
the pizza cutters i have experienced in my pizza career often fail to cut through the pizza
I use teeth
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Uhh duh, it’s an astartes chainsword
