Skulls have holes.

I mean yeah, if you’re poor. Like me. I’m poor and don’t have a dishwasher. Though we did have one when I was growing up.

Sounds tasty.

While faith also has no mass, that’s because it’s an abstract concept, not an object.

This will truly be a dual fates.

I’m almost positive that male cats can’t produce milk, so you’re still gonna need to feed them.

But why “W”?

Don’t tease us with hope.

A vintage, analog meme. Nice.

As an American this is a message I can get behind.

That’s not how you do cheese fries.

I’m sure he’ll have no problem holding my pet Fluffy then.

Do they not have a sub shop on your planet?

It might be a troll, zoomer, or just an idiot.

With butter.

Not pictured: baguette

How are you meant to beat a baguette???

Just punch it dude, it’s bread.

This is why most snow-prone areas stick tall flags next to them in winter.

Walking like Captain Jack Sparrow is another great trick. Turns out it’s great for keeping your balance, and it gives you a great excuse to hum his theme song.

Go to the sporting goods store and buy a pair of ski goggles. Best purchase I ever made.