The cover of that book makes me think it’s all bean recipes.

I hope to never lose the simple joy of laughing at others who are suffering the consequences of their stupid, stupid decisions.

Yeah, the writing for this show is just derivative slop. Like a sci-fi original because they couldn’t get the rights to the real thing.

Now that’s commitment.

It’s standing over here, pointing and laughing at somebody stupid enough to trust Claude.

Sounds like he’s a lightweight.

So wet food only? I’ll bet that litterbox a blast to clean lol

There’s our boy.

With a rocket launcher.

I don’t know it looks more like an eldritch octopus to me.

Never run from a goose. You are bigger than him - assert your human superiority.

Non -alcoholic drinks really only serve 2 main purposes - to let kids think they’re cool (my dad told me they used to do this with non-alcoholic beer when he was a kid) and to give to sober people at an event with alcohol. And I don’t even know how much that second one is the case. Maybe it’s just something people use in their cooking I don’t know.

I wish I had $30k to waste on something stupid. Like medical bills.

All the taste and none of the point. Weeeee.

This can work if you’re standing in line somewhere, like the grocery store for example.

Well I mean our “leader” has been shooting so many holes in the Constitution that somebody was bound to slip past.

Can’t have a functional system that can compete with the free market, after all.

It’s load bearing.

Since they already tried and failed they had to go back in time so they could close the loop and prevent a paradox.

The fun things about backwards time travel is that if it’s ever used then it already has been.

Why let the eldritch monster fight the other eldritch monster when you can let a human do it while the eldritch monster holds her newborn baby.