Buttered toast with peanut butter. If you can get some homemade apple butter to make it a sandwich, now that’s the best thing ever.

Only if it’s from natural causes. In case you hadn’t figured it out sooner, he’d otherwise become a martyr. You think the Charlie Kirk stupidity is bad? Imagine how bad it world be if the cult’s object of worship was popped. Such a martyrdom would give the cult something to rally around after his end. If he dies naturally, however, the cult is FAR more likely to descend into infighting with a side of conspiracy theory, and tear itself apart as all the horrible people tried to scramble for whatever they could get by stomping on each other. Cults are complex monsters but have ways to survive the death of their leaders.

probably

Gen-X here. The reason they’re giving you that advice is because that used to actually work. If you wanted a job, for instance, you needed to comb through newspapers or physically go around and look for places that were hiring. It wasn’t uncommon for ads to to say “apply in person.” Without the Internet making applying for a job almost trivially easy compared to how it used to be, going through the extra effort of showing up dressed professionally was a way to show that you were serious and willing to put in real effort.

The Boomers and Gen-Xers telling you to do the same aren’t living in the same decade as the rest of us, mostly because the Internet wasn’t pervasive in the time they were looking for jobs. Back in the 90s the Internet was kinda a novelty that you had to go looking for. It wasn’t, IMO, until smart phones came along that being online REALLY took off, though arguably iMac computers really pushed the “tech is trendy” idea out there.

Maybe she’s just terminally clueless?

While it has what can be considered a use case, to increase your visibility in the dark. However it’s a terrible solution. Instead wear a high-vis reflective vest, and/or wear some kind of clip-on lights. I’ve got a high-power clip-on flashlight that I put on my belt for when I have to walk into our dark-ass parking lot, or otherwise need to see where I’m going and don’t want to risk getting run over.

Yeah I get that, I usually have to reread it a time or two to make sure I understand exactly what’s being said. I don’t want my middle aged brain to get confused, I’m dumb enough as it is.

Monkeys have achieved the impossible.

Obviously.

We need a Chris Hanson meme but for racists.

The past: allow 4 to 6 weeks for delivery.

Now: same day delivery? Can I pay extra for yesterday delivery?

Gravy Seals.

They’re no match for Knife Crab.

Where are the rest of them though? I think that might just be a Keebler Elf in a rat costume.

I’ve seen it occasionally where they’ll marry a makeup artist or stage hand or something. Sir Patrick Stewart’s wife is a theater actress, IIRC. But I can’t think of many cases where some A-Lister married somebody they saw sticking shelves at the Walmart.

Myself, always. I’m one of those people who wears normal clothes just numbing around the house, rather than just underwear or pajamas or something. My fiance is practically a nudist and I’ll be sitting there in the couch with her on jeans and a tee shirt lol

Canned out homemade, it’s always good to remember that cranberries are nearly inedible without a substantial volume of delicious sugar.

Plot twist, there’s a transmitter attached to it that signals whatever his communicator is. The bat signal is pure theatrics, turning it on just pings Batman’s pager.

Pastrius.

Byandito the cat.