They didn’t dissolve any hard drugs in there? What is this, amateur hour? Call me when you’ve added a few grams of cocaine and meth.

(Don’t actually do this you’ll probably die)

This is a master class in torturing the religiously obnoxious. Bravo.

No no, that’s the wrong song - play Freebird 13 times in a row.

Just tell the interviewer how great their feet look.

Some people are just like that, regardless of headphones. My fiance gets like that to the point I have to nudge her to get her attention.

Imagine if, 1,000 years in the future, humanity’s contribution to intergalactic civilization is Quantum Karening.

It only really works if someone had the foresight and gumption to do it before they can really get moving, in the early stages of their trajectory. Trying to predict it, though, is difficult and rarely worth it, since you can’t usually predict the ones who will really be a huge problem later. But once you miss that window it’s too late. And of course it’s when it’s too late that more people realize what’s happening.

They are if you own the platform.

The huge companies that use all that electricity would never allow that to happen. We live in capitalist hell.

He’s also monumentally depressed.

Only the best Xmas movie if all time - Gremlins.

Cats are all the fun of owning a chainsaw with none of the safety mechanisms.

That fucking guy again.

Ring ring ring ring ring, banana phone…

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That’s what happens when your idea of discipline is a slap on the wrist.

The only divide on the left right now is the the traitorous assholes - none of whom are up for reelection - who voted to end of the shutdown. Fuck you Dick Durbin. If I had you in a room for 5 minutes with a megaphone I would definitely so hard that your ancestors would be able to hear it.

Kinda how first degree royalty is a Hapsberg, or a 3rd degree twice removed felony is politics?

Pizza typically contains almost every food group. Grain, vegetable, meat, dairy, salt, cholesterol, and microplastics. It does not usually contain candy however.

Which means of course instead of charging the data centers for more since they’re using it proportionately more, they charge everybody individually the same per diem rate. Honestly if you use more you should have to pay proportionately more. Oh you use 80% more than the average? You pay 80% more than the average. Sigh. Like the rich people would ever allow that to happen.