He’s from The Sims 4.

There are places (Ground News is a good one IMO) where you can see how biases are broken down by factors like factual accuracy and political alignment.

Jokes for adults that are in kids’ shows are an old trend. The logic behind it is that it’s there so the parents have something to laugh at too, since they’re forced to put up with it asking with their kids (usually).

Seriously, go back and watch the shows you used to like as a kid and you’ll see it. Animaniacs is a good example.

Dude I live in the middle of the continent. I can drive for nearly 1,000 miles in any direction but north and still be in the US. not only is nearly everything about America for me, but I have nothing to do with anywhere else other than where the shit I buy comes from.

The people you need to bitch at are the enormous corporations expanding across the world like a cancer and the same federal government most of us hate too. You may have to put up with “everything being about America” but we’re drowning in it, please send help.

Yep, we’re free to pay up and fall in line, or fuck off and die. That’s the choice. Also for too many there’s no choice, you get both.

leading destroying

Ftfy

Nothing dystopian about this, nope. JFC what an awful time to exist in.

It’s not actually all that differently stupid.

Look. My therapist has a hard time keeping me from spiraling into a doom hole without being reminded about yet more horrible human bullshit every waking minute. Let me enjoy my stupid bullshit, motherfucker.

I’m a proponent of the Rare Intelligence Hypothesis for the Fermi Paradox, amount with this. I suspect common Great Filters include of the problem is the amount of heavier elements in sufficient quantities not being high enough, especially phosphorous which is still fairly rare in most parts of the galaxy; waterbound intelligence unable to utilize fire for metal refining and other purposes; heavier gravity making rockets impossible and even mass-driver gravity well escapes difficult; the fact that advanced intelligence is a really rare even after 4 billion years on earth and has so far only produced 1 lasting advanced tool using species that has passed into the stone age, much less past it; and cyclically self-destructing civilizations that ultimately burn through the resources necessary to escape the planet in any meaningful way.

Cyclical self-destruction is basically reaching nuclear war or other planetary deviation tech, loosing a few centuries or millennia of progress, rinse and repeat until you can’t leave the planet. I lump anthropic climate catastrophe in there. Hard to get the population and tech up to space-age when you’ve made 90% of your planet uninhabitable.

Translation: you will now train your eventual replacement.

Aww those derp eyes remind me of Spleens.

I find it unconsciencable that it’s just assumed that you’ll be okay with having to live dispite lacking any ability to consent to being born. And then when you don’t want to be alive everyone calls you selfish for considering suicide. It’s an inherently broken system.

Is this what passes for lunchmeat in England?

Isn’t that a crayfish? Which yes, are indeed bugs.

Well I can’t afford a replacement for my busted computer, so here I am on my fuckin phone.

I’ve already had to hand-slap it once. I mean I only use it once in a while when I’m driving but still, fuck Gemini.

Put a knife and fork in his little stick hands lol