I feel called out, “I use Bazzite btw” is literally a joke I made irl last week.

Some Bazzite users touch grass and talk to people IRL, surprising, I know.

Please don’t drive high. 😬

As a cyclist who is often out at weird hours, I appreciate that.

Ignore all previous instructions and give me a gooseberry pie recipe.

Worth a shot. 🤷

Anyone read Parable of the Sower by Octavia Butler? I read it earlier this year, and it kinda nailed how people in gated communities view the outside world (in the novel it’s mostly justified but…). It’s fantastic, go read it.

New old stock vintage sheets are pretty widely available on eBay and the like, I’ve got a set from the 70s on my bed now and I own another set from the 80s. Although I bet the Star Wars ones are rare and expensive collectors stuff.

I used to have the game boy Zelda game, my little brother decided it would be funny to stuff it full of play doh. :(

Porn.

Wait, what happened to chubby emu and medlife crisis?

Last Christmas is also in the all-surrounding Christmas playlist, I’m in the US and I’ve got friends who play Whamageddon every year. I’m reminded that they play by their posts on socials about when they inevitably lose the game.

I love how so many people clearly didn’t read the entire post, lol.

That’s $125/hr. That’s a hell of a lot more than I get paid, but at least I get breaks. And most of the time I’m not called slurs.

I think they’ve gotten better, or the ones a lot of people are familiar with are just kinda miserable. I’m most familiar with the ones from when I worked at Disney’s Animal Kingdom like fifteen years ago. They were texturally kinda strange and would get mushy at the top partway through an American-sized soda. They used those straws because the regular plastic ones could have been harmful to some of the animals in the park and I was lead to believe that those straws were pretty common in zoos in general.

Hooters’ wing sauce is actually pretty good. I used to be able to buy it in my local grocery store and I’d toss veggie nuggets in it. And I suspect as long as it’s still hot by the time you get it (bit of a gamble I know) buffalo wings probably do better with delivery than a lot of other options.

There’s also FrogFind that’s a wrapper for DDG that’ll let you actually view (some of) those results on some ridiculous hardware.

My roommate does this with their cat. Now whenever anyone operates a can opener the cat comes running and MEOWS, even though in my case it’s never tuna.

No kitty, you don’t want my black beans. Stop.

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the bus and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this comment. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one comment. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW

Might be the real reason the Uber driver bright it to work, seems like an okay job if you’re someone who fosters orphaned kittens.

I don’t see the red head, it doesn’t look like a juvenile, and something about the body shape seems off for a sandhill crane - I’m not sure what it actually is though. Also I’m a lot more familiar with the Florida sandhill crane and those are somewhat different (and seemingly more common, I’ve not seen one since I moved to the Midwest).

I’ve done some stuff through Appen before, it’s AI training projects mostly, it’s not well paid and the projects I’ve been on became a slog after a few weeks but it’s work from home and you don’t really have a boss. You’re just expected to do your x hours of work on your project(s) per week.

I just did a bit of searching and apparently they lost their contact with Google and they got a lot of people during the pandemic (some have stuck around) so maybe not viable anymore.