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Cake day: June 13th, 2023

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  • I think they’ve gotten better, or the ones a lot of people are familiar with are just kinda miserable. I’m most familiar with the ones from when I worked at Disney’s Animal Kingdom like fifteen years ago. They were texturally kinda strange and would get mushy at the top partway through an American-sized soda. They used those straws because the regular plastic ones could have been harmful to some of the animals in the park and I was lead to believe that those straws were pretty common in zoos in general.





  • Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the bus and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this comment. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one comment. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW



  • I don’t see the red head, it doesn’t look like a juvenile, and something about the body shape seems off for a sandhill crane - I’m not sure what it actually is though. Also I’m a lot more familiar with the Florida sandhill crane and those are somewhat different (and seemingly more common, I’ve not seen one since I moved to the Midwest).