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Gork@sopuli.xyz to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 days ago

Two full raccoons y'all

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Two full raccoons y'all

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Gork@sopuli.xyz to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 days ago
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    Anything but the metric system.

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    with the power of god and anime on my side I could easily fit three racoon’s up my ass.

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      “I’m in.”

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      It has just the most adorable face

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    Sly cooper in my pooper

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    Perfect post for my user name.

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    A four inch hole has a surface area of 12.57 square inches and one seven inches across has a surface area of 38.48 square inches and this means three of them can pass through your ass at the same time without risking damage to your sphincter.

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      Yeah but I’m sure prep time and speed is a factor.

      If a raccoon just suddenly sprinted out your asshole without warning it’s definitely gonna cause some damage

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        I’m sure three or four raccoons could sprint out of my ass no problem but it’s not exactly a normal one.

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      #theyDidTheMath

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        They did more than math

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          They did the monster math!

          The monster math

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            It was the salesman’s path!

            The monster math

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              It was a raccoon bash

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                Which probably cause a serious rash

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                  Ass rabies

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      Too much time determining if you could. Not enough time asking if you should.

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      Came here for the math.

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    No one ever just shows up at the Olympics and gets a gold…

    The untrained human ass can stretch that far without damage, but with a little practice?

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      No one ever just shows up at the Olympics and gets a gold…

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        Didn’t he get silver?

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          Exactly! How much further could he have gone if he trained his asshole before hand?

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      Raccoons with boxing gloves.

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      Almost two racoons so far

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    That’s gotta be circumference cause ain’t no way that diameter is correct.

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      Can’t be. That’d be a diameter of only 2.228 inches. That’s half a raccoon. Way too small.

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      A bad dragon says you’re wrong!

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    How many badgers is that? Asking for a friend.

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    I knew there was a reason 26.04 is called Rancid Racoon.

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    How the hell else am I supposed to get the gerbil out?

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    What you’re telling me is I can comfortably house a raccoon up my ass. Why wouldn’t I? In this housing market? I could be charging rent!

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      They can go steal shit after dark and give you some spoils.

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      If rent is your objective, I’m afraid you’ll have to find a raccoon-sized HUMAN who earns a living wage, and shove HIM up yer arse, because raccoons aren’t biologically subject to capitalist slavery, therefore they’d have no money to give you.

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      I guarantee that you can sell that hole.

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        No raccoons required.

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    Almost two raccoons

    This is where people get into trouble. They round up. They get sloppy.

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      They also forget to take into account not every raccoon gets along with every other raccoon. Ever had two raccoons fighting each other whole stuck side by side in your anus?! Not a great time

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        Don’t define what is or isn’t a great time for me thank you

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