OCCUPIED!

But what’s weird is that 99% of the time I have no idea what to say in any given situation, but this public restroom scenario just came naturally to me one day and still comes naturally to me every time. That’s weird isn’t it? Like I’m only comfortable & functional in the most uncomfortable situations 🤦🏼‍♀️

My takeaway from this is FREE FOOD AT YOUR WHOLE FOODS? Sweet! DM me the address! 🤣 (jk haha)

If rent is your objective, I’m afraid you’ll have to find a raccoon-sized HUMAN who earns a living wage, and shove HIM up yer arse, because raccoons aren’t biologically subject to capitalist slavery, therefore they’d have no money to give you.

Yum! Then sign me up for the “Chinese propaganda aircraft carrier” mission 😋

As a kid & in my twenties I enjoyed attending community theater productions & had some friends who were on stage but as an adult I wonder how they can live spending so much time at neverending process of auditions & rehearsals & performances for NO PAY? There must be a lot of wealthy daddies keeping these people afloat.

Tyranny is a woman?! Makes sense 😝

They basically sent you an even bigger buckwheat pillow. You could use it as a buckwheat mattress.

His upper trapezius is so jacked, it could almost double as an umbrella shielding him from the rain & sun.

Who do you think is right? Grail? Or the people downvoting Grail’s comment?

We called it the Darth Vader voice.

I’m curious what the doctors remedies for hiccups were, that didn’t involve inflating his abdomen. My go-to trick for curing hiccups is taking in a deep breath as deep as physically possible, then swallowing as many times as I can while holding my breath. But that wouldn’t be great during abdominal rest because taking in a deep breath causes the belly to expand.

Hey, show some appreciation for Adam Sandler. His earliest works were beloved by all at the time. Big Daddy & Happy Gilmore & The Wedding Singer were adorable.

Because the weight loss comes from muscle first, so Ozempic users MUST eat high protein & lift weights to build/maintain muscle or else their body composition turns into jelly. Ask me how I know 😜

Many neckbeards living in moms’ basements are drawn to Lemmy.

I choose to believe that you’re the authentic Bill Murray from OG Ghostbusters.

Anyway how’s her Albanian island takeover pet project going? Hopefully it’s come to a permanent halt before it even started.

Yes but he was just quoting Neil deGrasse Tyson who was quoting Albert Einstein quoting Abraham Lincoln.

It’s like The Onion. Satire but could easily be true.

Is that tire pressure gauge archaic? It’s handy & effective & requires no electricity. I keep one in my glove box.

Don’t give them any more credit than they deserve, calling them a whole entire world 🌍