This is why I always laughed around Halloween when the news tries to scare people that drugs are being put into candy.

Drug dealers aren’t exactly known for just handing out product for free.

I’m an American who poops once a week. I’ll go ahead and speak for all Americans here that this is undoubtedly true.

Time to tie the fine to a fraction of percent worth, like how the Europeans do it.

Candle wax lookin’ muthaducka 🕯️

I can never decide between 15 or 16

$147,474 / 29,000,000 gal = $0.0051 / gal

A homeowner in Fayetteville GA would probably be paying anywhere from $30-$80 or so per month, but they certainly aren’t getting nearly as much water per dollar as this data center.

in an awful Scottish accent

Ye power trippin’ bastards!

Time to completely renovate the garage for below-ground entry!

Is that the one that really whips the llama.cpp’s ass?

So that’s how they get glazed, TIL.

It would also explain why he thinks of the Las Vegas Strip when he hears about the Gaza Strip.

I was expecting more tentacles.

It might be AI but it’s real in my head cannon. All he needs now are akimbo submachine guns to complete the look.

Sign me up!

They can’t know the password if they’ve been stabbed to death

Download (and print) a knife

“Hun, would you rather get $1 million dollars in a year or get $1 in a million years?”

I’d buy from this vendor

Bye

Wow they ain’t send separately