My current company recently had a huge round of layoffs. When I asked what leadership planned to do about the hit to morale, we were told we need to ask ourselves whether we really want to be here. I just tendered my two weeks’ notice.

Seems legit… take all my money

/s

I highly doubt it (at least anytime in our lifetimes)

Gene Roddenbury is rolling over in his grave

I will add soon as I possibly can. I’ve got several ideas banging around and as soon as the opportunity presents itself, I will. I’m (educated) guessing within the next 5 years.

I’d prefer my phone to last longer than that for the price I paid (oh, wait. It’s a Samsung, and it’s already lived longer than that, lol)

Wait… that wasn’t William Shatner?!

They could try not being brown shirts. Problem solved.

What about legitimate torrented content? Are they going to outlaw the technology outright? Don’t plenty of legitimate downloads use torrents to speed up software updates and such?

You could say they’re AS (Actual Stupidity)

Sweet little guy!

Not wrong

How about just hug a real human. Problem solved

Yeah… fuck lawyers anyway… dude voted for world peace and got what he wanted on the first try

What is that site asking me to agree to? No thanks

Shall we play a game?

There’s no way this could possibly go badly /s

It sounds like the precedent has been set

Oh, so it would be the news?

Something something government tracking with microchips