Nah cause I’m both of those. I want nothing to do with a shower until I get in and then I’ll stay there until I run through 50 gallons of near boiling water. And then as the water starts turning cold I realize I haven’t even washed yet.

Porn.

Though they got rid of my favorite category so I’ve been using it less.

Pretty much all safety regulations

Every safety rule is written in blood but due to no one getting hurt (because of said rules) people begin to think the rules aren’t necessary.

It’s the same concept with preventative measures like vaccines. Vaccines worked to the point we had an entire generation grow up in a world without the most common forms of debilitating diseases and as a result we now have anti-vaxxers everywhere.

It’s even prevalent in things like the hole in the ozone layer. When it was first discovered EVERYONE was panicking about it. But then we fixed it to the point some people think it was never really a problem at all.

Not the trussy smh my head

A soon as I first heard of all this my one and only thought was “Diddy didn’t diddle did he? Diddy did.”

The bees have no more pollen for you

These are the same type of people that show up to a business 5 minutes before close and then hang around for 30 minutes deciding what they want

I bring this up every time someone says this but the reason guys do it is because it works. Not all the time but enough times that they’ll keep doing it.

My wifi name has been “Not yours” for 12 years

I love that it shows that humans naturally wish to congregate and aid each other.

I hate that it allows the worst types of people to gain influence because humans in general are easily misguided and manipulated.

Idk if borderlands is on Playstation but in 2 and 3 moxxie gives you a gun that turns your controller into a vibrator

Honestly it terrifies me when I think about this.

I’m too stupid to be smarter than this many people.

Surprisingly no. We have a very active 7yr old who I was worried would scare her off but there hasn’t been any issues at all!

I just see space invaders

I keep trying to get my girlfriend to cancel these subscriptions but her entire family is completely computer illiterate and refuses to learn T-T

Was gonna say this myself. Remember reading something about police opening fire on prostesters and that’s when everything fully went off.

Charge box

That’s the joke.

That’s why it’s a side note. Tangential but relevant.