I do my best but I’m not that creative.

Every once in a while my two brain cells will bounce together and come up with something half assed.

You’d be surprised at how similar they are. There’s even a term for it called ya’llternative.

Goth chicks like country boys for some reason.

No they’ll vehemently protest against its existence while having a constant supply poured into their veins and anyone who brings it up will be labeled a librul.

Sex, going to the bathroom, and puking.

All 3 can be easily inferred without actually showing it.

Literally just want them to pay taxes but okay.

they sound recorded better than live

That’s like 90% of all musicians though.

Honestly don’t understand the hate ffdp gets.

If someone could clue me in that’d be nice cause like I genuinely like a lot of their original songs as well as the remakes.

First though is lockpicks

No it’s not a bit I’m just retarded. That makes a lot more sense though

I’ve only ever heard it pronounced bruhzears so now I’m confused.

Meanwhile I was thinking it was shredding bacon…

Yeah because even doing what you love is hell when you don’t make enough money to thrive or don’t have enough time to enjoy the fruits of your labor.

Just because their brains are still developing doesn’t mean they aren’t developing wrong.

If the foundation is fucked the whole thing is gonna be fucked no matter how much time you give it.

Some people are unfortunately born with fucked foundations be they physical or mental.

Yeah cause that’s what matters here.

There’s a reason it’s an opaque cup 😉

I’m a lifelong cook. I’m gonna die on the line lmfao

Ellen Ripley from the Alien series.

For real. I hope those who can, evacuate, and those who can’t, find safety.

Oh yeah I’m making jokes but I can only imagine what these people are about to go through.

My father was in NC when Helene hit and almost died as the road he was on collapsed down the mountain. That’s 3 whole ass states away from the hurricane landing and it still did that much damage. Milton is gonna seriously fuck people up.

It works the opposite way too.

My one and only court appearance I was the only sentencee wearing a suit. Everyone else was wearing casual/pajama type clothing to the point the judge even brought it up himself.

“Well you look very nice Mr. Weirdguy. I wish more people realized this is supposed to be a formal occasion”

He then gave me the absolute minimum sentence possible for what I was there for.