I just wish you could orient the watch so you can put the face on the inside of the wrist

This is what was going through my head when I made my original comment lmao

Let’s say for example you have a large amount of drugs in the car. You drive 10 miles over the speed limit and get pulled over. Now you’re a felon when you should’ve just gone the speed limit.

Never commit a misdemeanor while committing a felony.

I only block people who consistently post things I don’t want to see or people who spam post the same thing eleventy billion times in different communities.

Personally I’ve thought about blocking you and violet for the horny posting but it’s amusing enough that I haven’t yet.

Yeah it’s not fun. Also I’d heard about exploding head syndrome a few years back and then recently started experiencing it. I’m just glad they haven’t both hit at the same time cause I’m pretty sure my body would take a screenshot then drop dead lmao

I’d take this over proctalgia.

It’s a spasm of the anal sphincter and it feels like someone jamming a hot knife into your asshole without warning.

Spontaneous human combustion.

Watched a documentary on it as a kid and I’ve had the fear in the back of my mind ever since

It’s funny because I’m constantly seeing minority groups telling white people not to ask how to help and to just figure it out and help or get out of the way.

It’s kinda frustrating hearing so many different takes on white people trying to help because it feels like a large portion don’t want us to help at all

This reminds me of a rebuttal I’ve heard about a joke I’ve heard a lot of women make.

Child - “Mom, did you want a boy or a girl?”

Mom - “I just wanted a back rub”

Dad - “All I wanted was a blowjob”

A little ironic considering

The posts are still shown on the main feed (depending on instance) just buried by everything else. Scroll long enough and you’ll see it

Never said it was consensual

As much as I love space and the idea of space travel we have a lot of problems on this planet that need to be solved before we even think about expanding our reach to the stars.

Yes. It’s Ash talking to Ripley about the xenomorph

Okay but like I like blowjobs and it makes me not want to go down on a girl if she won’t reciprocate. I deal with it because I like eating pussy but it’s definitely on my mind when it’s my turn and she doesn’t want to reciprocate.

Having to block 30 different communities because they’re all literally the same community.

It’s even worse for NSFW communities. We don’t need eleventy billion communities for the same super niche porn content.

That and people posting the same things on multiple communities because it technically fits even though there’s already a niche community specifically for that topic.

The fact that infants dying is the highest by far just shows how cruel nature is without modern medicine and birthing practices

I think it’s like ruptured organs like an appendix bursting or something like that

The problem with doing something like that is it can make the situation awkward permanently afterwards