“Actually, we’re a constitutional republic…” & “Our thoughts and prayers…” are both candidates, I could come up with way more.

“females”

“Wow, don’t take things so seriously!”

“Silent Majority”

It’s always their go-to when pressed on when they’re called out.

They can’t grasp the idea that their beliefs are really that unpopular so they cling to an idea of a “silent majority” that agrees with them but is either too censored or too bullied to speak up for what they think is the truth.

Sorry buddy, there is no such thing as a “silent majority” quietly agreeing with you but afraid to speak up, you and your illiterate buddies are just assholes and your opinions are shit.

“There are not a lot of people like us out there nowadays.”

This is a common MAGA comfort/greeting line they use when they meet new people.

Pull yourself up by your bootstraps.

Cannibalistic Human Underground Dweller?

Good lord, this thread.

Does anybody else like to get angry over petty bs?

I asked chat gpt…

The people who respond to everything with “no one owes you anything” and “pull yourself up by the bootstraps”.

We all know no one owes us anything, going out of your way to respond like this, actually shows malice.

EDIT: Thank

“There are things I like about both sides.”

Anyone who uses ‘woke’ unironically

Guys who refer to women as “females”

ninja edit - I see I’m late to this party

Grown men getting extremely worked up about cartoons or woman in videogames.

“Tucker Carlson has some good ideas”

the fuck you just say?