Sissy people use that wimpy bidet but I use a pressure washer.
Sissy people use that wimpy bidet but I use a pressure washer.
No spirits! Only people.
I only wipe my butt with sandpaper.
THIS is piracy. Along with all the other personal data selling.
But before Merica’s Deadliest School Shootings
He really loves Brokeback Mountain, but would be pissed about “forced diversity” if they remade it with one of the lead characters black.
Hit are delicious cookies, though. MUCH better than Oreos.
WHOAH! Are you sure you’re allowed to use that word?
Pretty sure there’s going to be tight controls and a state licensing board (at least in the US can’t speak for other countries) that set standards and codes
HA! That’s a rarity.
So you’re a pussy magnet, huh?
We’re all trillionaires! 🎉
Let’s make some lemmynade.
Cold leftover pizza.
That’s how it’s done in my country. If you hear the dangly bits scraping on the roof of your truck, you won’t fit.
You know the dealer, the dealer is a man
With the love grass in his hand
Oh but the pusher is a monster
Good God, he’s not a natural man
The dealer for a nickel
Goin to sell you lots of sweet dreams.
Ah…but the pusher will ruin your body;
Lord he’ll leave your mind to scream.
What is love?
Duncan MacClawed