Edit~ While you are taking a shower.
No edit. Bad smell? Drink more water. /jk
As much as I hate splashback, I just cannot agree with this. Even if it’s while I’m already showering… ain’t no way. Why can’t so called “modern” housing just invent a decent bathroom for humans with dicks? How is it that I can piss without concern at a fucking Dave & Busters but in the privacy of my own home, I always have to try not to piss on the floor by accident? Seriously, this shit can’t be that hard to figure out.
My mother in law used the old English saying to explain an uptight / unfun person “they don’t even pee in the shower” in conversation. My mother was incredulous “WHAT? People pee in the shower?!” the other dozen people in the room were like “um, yeah, that’s normal” and she instantly thought we were all gross, and then switched to being extremely called out. That was a fun Christmas
You do you but I’ll never have showerpissers under my roof.
It’s better to piss in the shower than to shower in the piss.
It’s better to shit in the sink than to sink in the shit.
It’s all true!
Pissing in the shower makes it smell like a urinal.
Top tip: turn the water on.
drink more water and it won’t. your pee should not have a strong smell unless you are dehydrated.
Asparagus would like to speak with you.
I eat asparagus like once a month. Do people eat it everyday or something?
Some foods/drugs can make it stink no matter what. For example i can always tell when I’ve had caffeine as it has a distinct smell in my urine.
Truly a showerthought. Not a good one but it involves showering.
I don’t shower 4-6 times a day.
Nobody said anything about taking a shower.
I drink a whiskey drink, I drink a vodka drink
And when I have to pee I use the kitchen sink
Then you have to run the shower or your drains will smell like a urinal.
That’s why I ordered a bulk shipment of urinal cakes
Protip, they don’t taste like real cake
urinal cakes
misnomer. They taste awful.
That’s exactly why shower/sink pissers do it. They love the smell.
Or even about turning the water on.
When I was a kid, I perused a book called “Are You Normal?”
I’m not sure whether that’s it. My copy was blue.
Anyway, reading it, I was surprised to learn that 4-6 times a day is apparently not a normal amount of times to pee.
Normal is higher right? Please tell me it’s higher…
Yes. 6-8 times for an adult is normal.
I’d be curious about that. I’m definitely a 2-4 person, but I generally fill up the toilet when I go. Well, sort of, because of that whole siphoning level thing.
Your pelvic floor strength plays a role in the frequency.
Well damn, apparently not according to this book
I’m a 3-4 times a day.
Sorry, friend.
you piss 4 times a day? i can get away with only .5 times a day
Have you tried… Water?
𝙒𝙖𝙩𝙚𝙧™ it’s what we drink™
Reminds me of:
yeah I drink at least 1 liter per day, my bladder is just that big, I once peed non stop for 5 minutes
Not enough. Depends on weight but at the very least two. I drink four.
Also depends on activity level.
Sure, but under two seems inadequate in any case.
For sure. I probably drink 6-8L a day, but I’m on stimulants and have hyperhydrosis
Fascinating
Shower’s still there though
That’s how you get a bathroom that smells like ammonia.
I mean if you don’t flush your toilet though that will happen too. Just climb in and aim for the drain, what’s the worst that can happen
Why not
Pooping in the shower is 1000x worse though.
you can shit in your hand and throw it in the toilet from the shower 👍
That’s a 2.5m throw for me, without my glasses. That’s some Olympic level feat.
My issue is my poop is often not in a throwable state
Ctrl-F “waffle stomp”
Ah, there it is…
I knew this would be here but to this day I’ve just never understood the appeal.
Wouldn’t the stench just be overpowering? and linger?
Only if you’re at a 1-5 on the Bristol Stool Scale.
This was supposed to be an escape from work and you ruined that for me
My bad. Too many medical shows lately.
Why has the Bristol stool scale entered the medical show lexicon 😭
Yes, but when I had a 7 recently it was hard to aim. The whole shower looked like a Jackson Pollock.
Modern Fart is so pretentious.
It’s modern shart, you philistine
Wait… is the 6/7 the rabbit turds look, or the spray of brown tinted water? I never remember which type is high and which type low.
Higher is looser.
You don’t have a shower scoop?
We’re a waffle-stomping household 'round these parts.
Just waffle stomp it, like nature intended.
They come in a pack with a poop knife.
I prefer not to get piss on my legs, but you do you!
Wide stance? Pop a squat? Immediately wash any spillage?
I guess if I didn’t have a dick aka piss gun I’d probably agree.
Sink pissers RISE UP!
Rise up
Do whatever the hell you want at home, but
- I’m not visiting your house.
- I’m not eating anything you cook.
- I’m cutting off anyone from my personal life who does this beyond their own walls.
That’s why you don’t tell people IRL about it.
IT SAVES WATER /s
Toilet is easier to flush. Unless I’m actually showering at the time, I’d much rather use the toilet than the shower.
Yeah I guess to clarify I mean when you are showering.
Yeah. Keeping the shower on when you piss on the toilet seems wastefull.
Of course it is, if you enjoy the scent of hot steamy piss.
I stay very hydrated so it doesn’t smell
nobody puts their bare feet in the toilet. eww.
